No Modesty Tent Needed – Aussie Couple’s Romp On Beach Caught On Video
You never know where you’re going to be when the mood strikes. It can hit you a few minutes after sharing a dozen oysters for entree, or it could be after flicking through a Target catalogue lingerie section. If you’ve got a consensual and able partner, a tickle fight en-route to the bedroom is the usual approach to taking advantage of such an occasion.
But for one particularly daring couple, a sweltering day under the South Australian sun saw moisture levels rising as high as the mercury as they engaged in a bout of rumpy-pumpy on the beach. No room for a modesty tent, or even a towel to cover the good bits here, as the couple were seen to get it on in full public view.
Of all naughty sex destinations out there, the beach is particularly thwarted with danger. For starters, there is the obvious sandpaper effect to contend with; after a while, a few granules are said to feel like a red hot poker! But the beach is also home to shells and all kinds of crabs and critters that want to latch onto your bits and pieces.
Some on social media who viewed the video recommended the thrill-seeking pair should have taken to the water to conceal their lewd exhibition from the public eye. But they tell us not to drink salt-water no matter how thirsty we get – imagine the dehydrating effects on certain sensitive parts of the human anatomy!
The video appeared in two parts on Instagram generating plenty of laughs and calls for modesty were heard from around the web.
‘Clearly the lass had a bucket list … let’s be honest though she could have at least brought a tent? Or umbrella?,’ said one user concerned for the kiddies.
If you are planning on having a romp at the beach, it is imperative to remember the old adage of ‘Slip, Slop, Slap’. Whatever you attribute these verbs to is up to your imagination.
H/T: Daily Mail