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Angry Dad belts a bloke for f**king on the local cricket pitch after refusing to stop

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Young love is a thing of beauty. Those first tender feelings, that sneaky kiss you steal inside the cinema, that cheeky root you score on the local cricket pitch… Of course, not everyone’s happy when you slip one insi...

Mum uses mysterious beautiful fragrant “lump” in bathroom, then learns horrifying origins

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om Finds Mysterious Fragrant Lump In Her Bathroom, Then Realizes Something HORRIFYING Kids are f**ken gross, it’s not a secret. Whether they’re booger-eating little ferals, bratty little snot-faces or big acne-scar...

Selfie row ends in f*cken Trevi Fountain brawl

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Ah, Rome, a city built on the backs of two brothers fighting to the death, an empire built on the violence and bloodshed of warfare and invasion. With history like that, the violence runs deep and Mars the war god sti...

University experiment accidentally gave students caffeine dose equal to 300 coffees

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Caffeine has become such a big part of the average person’s lifestyle that we don’t even think of it as a ‘drug’ in the traditional sense. Sure, you might not function with much pep before you’ve had your morning coff...

Some lucky bastards who survived lightning strikes have shown what it does to your skin

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F**k me dead, lightning is one of those forces of nature that you just shouldn’t be playing with. It’s like five times hotter than the sun, it’s full of electricity, it comes down from the sky like the hammer of f**ke...

Terrifying footage of “fire tornado” ripping through California looks like hell on Earth

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Holy sh*tballs, blokes and blokettes. Have you seen the f**ken fire that’s been tearing its way through California over the last week or so? It’s forced the evacuation of thousands upon thousands of citizens and shows...

Man rigs Maccas monopoly game for $32 million

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Bloody hell, this Mcstory has got all the ingredients necessary to make a McDonald’s themed sequel to Office Space. Did you hear about the cheeky inside con-job from the Maccas worker who handled the McDonald’s Monopo...

Worms frozen in permafrost for over 40,000 years brought back to life by scientists

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G’day ladies and gents, how ya doing today? If you’ve ever woken up after a really bloody long sleep and felt a bit groggy, spare a thought for two Russian nematodes revived by scientists in Moscow. They’ve been broug...

Nerdy kid beats the sh*t out of shirtless “tough guy”

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It’s that time again, blokes and blokettes. Grab your popcorn, grab your beverage, and settle the f**k down. It is fight night, and we’ve got two proper contenders for you in tonight’s edition of the show. In the firs...

Queen’s guard shoves the sh*t out of sheila in his way

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Making fun of the Queen’s Guard is pretty much a standard comedy routine. After all, they’re nice harmless cosplayers who are basically the human version of the traditional British phone box. They wear red, they’re st...

Pro gamer breaks up with worlds hottest weather girl…OR DOES HE?

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, you know we’re big fans of Mexican Weather and Yanet Garcia's meteorology qualifications. So it’s no surprise that when the news broke that her boyfriend, pro-gamer Doug Faze Censor, had rele...

Big F*ck Off Alligator casually strolls across golf course

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You know we bloody well love our crocodiliacs here in Ozzyland, and why wouldn’t we? We are, after all, home to some of the biggest and nastiest specimens on the planet. That’s not to say we’re the only ones though. T...

Appalling footage shows sea completely inundated with rubbish

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The world’s got a lot of problems. That’s not exactly a secret, but one problem that just won’t seem to go away is the problem of rubbish. Even though we’re all a bit smarter about rubbish than we used to be, there ar...

Woman with 6ft wide bum trying to put on more weight to break world record

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For an intro to this article, all you need to do is think about Sir Mix-A-Lot’s famous song, Baby Got Back. Then you need to wonder if the esteemed Sir Mix-A-Lot had limits, because Natasha Crown from Sweden might jus...

7 year old goes flying down the highway and burns off a massive truck

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Every now and then you’ll hear someone raising questions about the arbitrary limits we set on the age of consent, the legal age to drink, the legal age to drive, and the fair age to vote. Some people think things are ...