Before and after pics that’s hard to believe showing the same person
If there’s one thing that really gets people’s goats, it’s being misled. Whether it’s a late change of venue for a piss-up or a sneaky little ‘from’ in a percentage-off sales sign, it sucks to have what you thought was a sure thing ripped away from you. But the advent of selfies and the online dating scene has opened up another level of deceit and dodgy tactics as both men and women can now come off as far more attractive than they are leading to all kinds of catfishy f*ckery!
The trickery sh*t is passed off by a number of techniques to make the subject of the images look flawless. Got a triple chin? No worries, take the shot from a higher angle to hide your flabby turkey gobbler! Chubby face? All good, give it a pout! Massive gunt? Not a drama, stuff your flab into a tight pair of yoga pants and let the spandex squash and distribute your tissue evenly around your frame.
Other tactics include turning to the side to minimise the amount of front-on width, wearing striped to draw the eye upwards instead of across or stuffing a pair of footy socks down the front of your dacks to give off the illusion of having a gargantuan dong!
A compilation of ‘before and after’ images has surfaced showcasing just how chicks are able to make themselves look like a solid ‘8’ compared to a real life ‘2.4’. The girls are having a laugh at how easy it is to lead people down the garden path and how not is all as it seems. It’s a timely reminder for us all to tread carefully when swiping through dating profiles too! Bloody easy to get caught out!
Final Thought: Goods on these sheilas for outing the dodgy sh*t put out by mid-tier Instagram models. Having a sense of humour is far more attractive than any kinds of physical gift, I say.
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