Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

“Toey” elephant smashes cars and houses after failing to find a missus

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If you’ve ever come across a group of toey incels online, you’ll know all too well that some people don’t cope well when they can’t get no satisfaction. Unfortunately, people aren’t the only ones who don’t know what t...

Adults reveal childhood memories of things they assumed only rich people had

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Money is a pretty interesting thing. Depending on how much you have, you may have a completely different understanding of it to someone else. And, yeah, we know that’s a bit of a no-brainer, but the reality is that fo...

Couple from Florida earned the title “bogan wedding of the year” in f***en style

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There’s a lot to be said for finding true happiness with the one you love. Finding someone who can share your hobbies with you. Who can just be happy with you in your favourite places. Someone who gets hard over the s...

Bloke tricked Facebook and Google into paying him $172 million

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We’ve all heard of get-rich-quick schemes, but even though most of us probably harbour something of a desire to make one work, not many of us really think they’re all they’re cracked up to be. Sometimes, though, these...

Keanu Reeves organises road trip for stranded passengers after emergency flight landing

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We all know that Keanu Reeves is one cool mother**ker. No s**t, it was only a couple of days ago that me and the missus were watching John Wick 2 and talking about some of the awesome things we’d read that Reeves does...

Employee sues ‘bully’ boss for $1.8 million due to excessive farting in the workplace

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Most of the blokes out there, and a few of the sheilas as well, will know exactly what the fart game is. S**t, even Eddie Murphy spoke about the fart game in Delirious. It’s not exactly anything new, and if your old m...

Bloke deliberately breaks a s**tload of dumb laws in front of the police

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You might remember Vice’s Pommy reporter Oobah Butler. He’s the bloke who got his dodgy restaurant to the Number 1 position on Tripadviser’s best restaurants in London list. Well, he’s f**ken back. This time, though, ...

Bloke posts video of these f**ken strange critters, sparks huge online debate

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Whether you want to think of it as a specific place or a concept in the broad sense, you can’t deny that nature’s weird and f**ken wonderful at the best of times. Whether you’re in the forest, in the desert, or in...

This new chilli sauce mimics the effects of a spider-bite

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We all know someone who’s a bloody chilli-pepper tough guy, we reckon that’s fair to say. What’s also fair to say is that there’s nothing better than watching those blokes finally be made to eat their words when they ...

New DNA evidence has finally revealed Jack The Ripper’s identity

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It’s probably pretty fair to say that Jack the Ripper’s ghastly f**ken murders have become folklore. The sketchy f**ker has gone so bloody long without ever being identified that it seemed like it was never gonna happ...

Here’s the inside of some cool s**t that has been cut in half

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Remember those big f**ken books of cross sections you used to be able to read in school? There was one that had, like, sketches of aeroplanes and buildings and the human body all chopped in half and labelled with all ...

Scientists reckon aliens have ‘found us’ and are ‘keeping us in a zoo’

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If in the not-too-distant past you’ve ever thought that the truth was out there, you can now rest safely in the knowledge that yeah, the truth is actually now ‘out’. And, according to some scientists it’s pretty f**ke...

This Captain America fight scene without any special effects is f**ken mint

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As things stand, there’s just no doubting the fact that when it comes to comic book movies, Marvel rules the roost. Not only do they have a few franchises kicking goals and entertaining the f**k out of viewers through...

Drag queen makes toddler’s day by rocking “Baby Shark”

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Everyone knows that despite the cliques, cultures and categories that music creates, it’s a top notch unifier and it brings people of all creeds together. In a move exemplifying that universal truth, a New Jersey drag...

‘Gangster’ arrested with ancient gun from 1858 gets roasted by the internet

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If there’s one thing the internet provides users, it’s the security of knowing you’re just a faceless and locationless username who’s free to ridicule and mock pretty much anyone. Deadset, you might not even think the...