Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Bloke does a terrible job of covering up the evidence after pooing himself while shopping

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Look, here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re realists and we know that following through, making a premature evacuation or sharting is a part of life and that most of you out there in the comments section have been there. Of...

This mom’s idea to get her kids to do chores is a bloody bonza idea

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We all know that getting the whippersnappers to complete the household chores is a great way to teach them the value of money, the outcome of hard work, and the importance of responsibility. Also, anyone who’s a paren...

Check out the lengths this sheila has to go to get an oblivious bloke to catch onto her hints

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Look, we’ll be the first to admit that some blokes don’t get subtlety. Yeah, we know it’s a cliché and that there are plenty of blokes who are perfectly au fait with the nuances of language and are more than capable o...

Irate Dad unleashes on shop-assistant who embarrassed his 12-year-old daughter buying sanitary pads

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When you’re a Dad, you’ll do bloody anything to protect your little ones. Matter of fact, hearing that anyone has made your daughters uncomfortable, embarrassed or ashamed is the kind of thing that’s likely to send yo...

The Amazon’s burning so badly Sao Paulo is in darkness with fires visible from space

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We know that most of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are big fans of wildlife, natural beauty and oxygen, so we’re going to assume you know about the Amazon rainforest. If you don’t, it’s th...

North Carolina intersection plays host to an all female Royal Rumble

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At the risk of sounding like a bunch of violence-loving lowlifes, we bloody love a bit of the old ultraviolence here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Still, we’re not animals. We do have a couple of parameters on the violence we ...

Footage of spiders shedding their skin in new time-lapse video

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When it comes to shedding skin, the chances are that spiders aren’t the first critters you think of. Yeah, nah, we all know that’s something snakes do, but believe it or not, it’s a pretty important part of a tarantul...

Latest optical illusion has people debating whether this is a crow or a rabbit

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When it comes to wildlife, there are some animals that are a bit obscure and strange. Those are the ones we need our mate Davo Attenborough to identify for us. When it comes to some of your more common species, though...

The secret to the gruesome sound effects in Mortal Kombat is exploding vegetables

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If you haven’t lived under a rock for your whole life, you probably know what a foley artist is. If you don’t, they’re the bloody legends who provide the SFX for all your favourite movies and games. Naturally, most of...

F*@#en legend teen starts viral global movement to clean up cigarette butts

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Over the centuries, the French have given the world a few bloody bonza things. Obviously, the peak of their offerings is the humble French fry, but fully sick band Gojira are also pretty good and those Gallic ideals o...

Family accidentally text baby news to strangers, stunned by result

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If there’s one thing that’s always cause for celebration, it’s having a bloody baby. Deadset, considering it’s something people manage to do by accident; we do get pretty excited whenever a friend or family member pop...

“My Dad, the Facebook addict”

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We all know that different generations tend to use Facebook in different ways. We’re not gonna sit here and claim we know all about the ins and outs of that, but it’s pretty easy for anyone with a wide range of genera...

Dude finds a giant wasp nest inside creepy abandoned car

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Once again, we’re finding ourselves looking at the natural world here on Ozzy Man Reviews. We bloody love it – and we know you do too – so it’s always worth a visit. Particularly when we get to have a good bloody squi...

The “Buttplug hacker” reveals how and why he did it

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There’s lots of talk these days about cyber-security and the apparent ease with which computer hackers can slide malware and viruses through the myriad of network-connected devices that most of us have. When you consi...

Collapsing glacial bridge ‘nearly kills’ nearby kayakers

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We’re gonna hazard a guess and assume that you guys are familiar with the idea of curiosity killing the cat. You should be. It’s a pretty universal idea, but just in case you’re not, it’s basically an old adage that s...