Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Rick and Morty Creator’s Prank Call To Joel Osteen’s Prayer-Line Is Priceless

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Wubalubadubdub, bitches!  It must come as no surprise, but it seems that Justin Roiland, writer, director, animator, producer and co-creator of Rick and Morty – not to mention, the voice of dimension-hopping nihilisti...

PICS: Pilot Creates Photos of Himself Cruising With The Windows Down

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We all know there’s nothing quite like winding the windows down, putting the pedal to the metal and cranking the volume on that first Bronx album while you cruise down the highway. Wind in your hair, guitars blaring a...

Guy Sets Up GoFundMe For Damages Caused By Tinder Date’s Horror Toilet Accident

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Every now and then the news sees fit to drop the kind of story that melts hearts, that touches souls, that changes lives. This... this, is not that kind of story. Nope, this is a story about a Tinder date gone awry...

Pictures Of Cyrus, The World’s Creepiest Dog Will Haunt Your Dreams

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Dogs. Not just man’s best friends, but our loyal household guardians and most trusted companions. They’re always there to make sure we’re safe from harm, bad guys and cats. They really do watch over us like Uatu watch...

Dad’s Intense Response To Finding Babysitter Asleep On The Job Goes Viral

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Working as a babysitter must be a bloody sweet gig.  All you have to do is put the little scamps in front of the television, tuck ‘em into bed once they’re sleepy and then raid the fridge and the booze cabinet.  Once ...

“This Is Crazy”: Utah Nurse Arrested For Keeping Man Safe

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OK, wow. This is probably one of the most blatant bloody cases of ‘holy sh** that escalated quickly’ that I’ve ever seen. One minute this poor bloody nurse is doing her job, the next, Captain Grumpy the policeman a...

Cash Me Ousside Girl Has Dropped A Music Video On YouTube

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Every now and then you’re fortunate, or more precisely, unfortunate, enough to see something that makes you truly sorry for future generations.  It makes you realise that yep, we’ve really f***ed the world up and perh...

These Two Male Lions Appear To Be ‘Getting It On’ As Confused Lioness Watches

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We’ve all heard of gay pride, but two lions at the Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster, England recently added new meaning to the phrase. In a kinky turn of events, the two big pussycats put on something of a show...

Touching Moment Texas Flood Survivor Is Reunited With His Dad

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Natural disasters are pretty sh**. I know that, you know that and the thousands upon thousands of people affected by Hurricane Harvey know that. In case you don’t know, Hurricane Harvey hit Texas and Louisiana with...

WATCH: Additional Game of Thrones Content To Help Your Post Finale Sadness

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Well sh**, Game of Thrones is already over for the year – and maybe even longer. If you’re anything like me you’re already jonesing for a little bit more. Fark, at this rate just a smidgen would be good. This seaso...

The Bizarre Reason Cersei And Bronn Are Never In Same Scene In Game Of Thrones

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Mate, have you ever had a pain in the ass ex you just couldn’t stand the bloody sight of? The kind of person you used to love but now gives you the urge to vacate the premises and pop down the local for a beer or t...

Eminem Messes Up Lyrics To ‘Stan’ In Front of 35,000 People

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No one likes to forget sh**. Nevertheless, it happens to the best of us. Here’s a few things I’ve forgotten in recent weeks: important documents for a meeting at work, keys to office, wallet; and perhaps most dangerou...

Dad Recreates Daughter’s Selfies And Now Has Twice As Many Followers

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All right, hands up if you’ve got a dad who just loves to embarrass the living sh** out of you? It just seems like something changes in men once they become fathers. Apart from getting their dad-joke certification, th...

Rare Steve Irwin Footage Reveals The One Animal He Wouldn’t Wrangle

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Steve Bloody Irwin. It goes without saying the man is a true legend here in Oz. He’s remembered as a good-natured larrikin, a warrior for conservation, and an all-round top bloke. I actually know a bloke who fo...

High School PE Teacher Fired After Shocking Video Of Screaming Girl Emerges

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OK, this is some messed up sh**. We all know of the stereotypical PE Teacher who’s more than a little bit suspicious thanks to their dubiously tight ruggers, questionable as f*** moustache or predilection for hurling ...