Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Cyclist Shares Footage Of Near Miss With Truck Online, Gets Inundated With Abuse

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When you’ve recently experienced something pretty f***ing frightening, you’re generally excused for wanting a nice hug, a nice mug of hot chocolate and maybe even some general supportive statements from friends and fa...

Here’s The Survival Mechanism That Allows Alligators To Live In Freezing Ponds

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We love a good creature feature here at Ozzy Man Reviews, there’s no doubting that.  What we’ve got for you today is a little different though.  There’s no blood, there’s no guts, there’s no strange confrontation or a...

Guy Shares Bizarre Story Of How He Grew Up In A Family Who Used A ‘Poop Knife’

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Some people run some pretty funky family practices – and never know quite how f***ed up they are until they grow up and enter the real world where strangers mock and revile them for their bizarre differences.  It’s wi...

Incredible Video Shows NYPD Cop Get Hit By A Mercedes-Benz Drifting Through Times Square

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Some things have to be seen to be believed.  Like the crazy events featured in this insane viral video.  Watch it to see what happens when a New York cop tries to stop the reckless driver of a black AMG... You know...

Spanish Prisoner Wakes Up In Body Bag After Being Declared Dead

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Bloody hell, this one’s a close call from Spain.  A prison inmate who failed to show up for morning roll call was declared dead by doctors only to wake up, like Jeff, in the nick of f***ing time.  Any longer and they’...

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” In A Different Key Proves Nirvana Could Have Been A Mega Pop Band

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Nirvana.  It’s probably pretty bloody fair to say we all know the story.  It’s probably even fairer to say they weren’t exactly known for their chipper and cheerful pop songs.  Well, a horrifying remix of seminal trac...

Ozzy Kid Makes Horror Discovery In School Sandpit During His Lunchbreak

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Ozzyland gets a pretty bad rap for its dangerous animals.  With all the crocodiles and snakes and spiders and scorpions and box jellyfish and cassowaries and blue-ringed octopuses and drop bears, it’s a wonder any of ...

Bloke Spends Week Alone To Prove How Dangerous Loneliness Can Actually Be

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You know, sometimes the thought of a week alone sounds like a pretty bloody good thing, but you’ve got to ask yourself – does your understanding of the word ‘alone’ actually take into account foregoing your social med...

Aussie Bloke Returns To Car And Finds F*&ken Scary Note

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You know, it’s hardly ever good news to find a note left on your car. Whether it’s some filthy b*****d letting you know they’ve dinged it, some whinging b*****d having a whinge or some parking inspecting b*****d finin...

Italian Bloke On Bicycle Uses Home Made Fireworks Launcher During Road Rage

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We love a bloody good road-rage incident here at Ozzyman Reviews, and this bizarre clash between a cyclist and two blokes on a moped from Italy is up there with the best of them. Check this sh** out! F** me sideway...

The Strategy to Win Monopoly Almost Every Single Time Has Been Shared Online

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Thanks to a huge range of clever and creative new titles on the market, board-games are cooler than they've ever been. Whether you're playing a shiny new game or an old classic like Monopoly, one thing hasn't changed....

Bloke Gets Brutally Friend Zoned During Awkward Kiss Cam Segment

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We all know that guys are supposed to be tough. We know they’re supposed to be able to brush off emotion as weak-as-piss.  We know they’re supposed to see pain as only something that’ll pass like a mild bout of the ru...

Police Use Gag From ‘The Simpsons’ To Trick Criminals Into Handing Themselves In

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It can’t be bloody easy working as a boy in blue these days. With all the technology scumbags and lowlifes everywhere have access to, you’d have to be coming up with all sorts of innovative techniques to make sure you...

Mother Elephant ‘Salutes’ Rescuers Who Saved Her Baby

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We frequently visit India here at Ozzyman.com.  Unfortunately it’s usually because someone there has done something dumb or, worse, cruel to an animal.  We’re looking at you, people who threw Molotov cocktails at a ba...

Photographer Reveals The Story Behind THAT Photo Of The Snake-eating Frog

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Remember that bloody awesome photo we posted a while back that, depending on whether you’re a glass half full or half empty kind of person, showed a green tree frog either chowing down on or spewing up a snake?  Well,...