Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

50 Cent Has Revealed He Made Millions From Bitcoin Entirely By Accident

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Bitcoin, the much talked about crypto-currency, is still something of a mystery to many people – me included. But no matter how big a mystery you – or I – think it is, you can’t compete with hip-hop superstar, 50 Cent...

Nintendo Has Announced Release Date Details for Mario Kart On Smartphones

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From its earliest incarnation in 1992 till now, Mario Kart has always been a massive favourite with fans of Nintendo and the wider gaming community alike.  Now, with news that the stalwart racer is coming to Mobile...

Hundreds of Polar Bears Meet Up And Feast On Dead Whale

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Polar Bears, the biggest hungriest b*****ds outside of Santa Claus to call the world’s frostiest, northern-most environs home, are usually solitary animals content to ignore their mates and find their own food. Bu...

Kangaroo Sends Cyclist To Destination F***ed!

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What’s that, Mr Cyclist?  You want to ride in the middle of the road?  Well, how about a farken projectile kangaroo to the face, ya dickhead! Bang!  This cyclist gets absolutely bloody walloped by this kangaroo!  O...

Perth Stadium’s First Streaker Set’s Up Go-Fund-Me Page To Pay His Fine

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When cheeky Ozzy larrikin Ben Jenkins entered Perth’s newest stadium, he did it with one thing on his mind: being the first streaker to grace (or shock) the Optus Stadium grass in his birthday suit! It’s probably f...

Hilariously Awkward Taco Bell Stand-Off Ends in Police Being Called

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When you gotta eat, you gotta eat – and if you’re anything like the two hungry sheilas in today’s viral video, you’re not letting anybody get between you and your taco!  Check out this delightfully awkward video featu...

Mum Enlists Telco To Get Cheap Labour From 8 Year Old Daughter

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You know, some Mum’s are pretty bloody cunning; you’ve got to give them that.  The reason I say this is that there’s a real ‘heart-warming’ story doing the rounds at the moment where an 8 year old girl messaged a Telc...

The First “Super Blue Blood Moon” In Over 150 Years Is Happening Later This Month

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The night skies are pretty bloody spectacular.  Just a few weeks ago, we all sat out the front and watched meteors shoot across the sky and now, some of us (some of you) will witness the first super blue blood moon in...

Rare Fish With Hands Found Off Tasmanian Coast

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F*****g high five for Australia’s weird and wonderful wildlife and a proper fist-bump for Tasmania who are once again stepping forward and raising their hands to rep Ozzyland with yet another unique creature. Wheth...

Angry Mum Texts Man Instead Of Daughter And Things Get Weird

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Every now and then, even the best of us dial the wrong bloody number.  It’s annoying and it’s a waste of time, but it’s certainly pretty easy to deal with.  You just apologise, check the digits and politely hang up.  ...

Man Decides To Vape A Tide Pod And It Does Not Go Well

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The internet has brought humanity some bloody awesome things.  You can instantly message friends and family across the world, you can buy pretty much anything in existence from somewhere online, and businesses have bo...

Fisherman Abandon Ship In Life Or Death Crash

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I don’t know about you, but I like to live on the bloody edge.  That’s why I often pilot a boat without being able to see where the hell I’m going and playing on my mobile phone.  Obviously, I don’t.  That’d be stupid...

Kid Orders Bong Online, Mum Wants To Watch Him Open Parcel

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Ah, the humble bong.  For some people, a simple orchy bottle will suffice, however, some people – like the kid in this amusing little video need something classier, something more refined, something more likely to get...

Time Traveller From The Year 6000 Brings Evidence Back

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Holy sh**balls, time travel is a real thing.  It’s completely legit, and according to this time traveller from the year 6000, the future is utopian as f**k.  Take me there now.  Take me to the land of milk and honey! ...

Woman Killed From Flesh-Eating Bacteria After Eating 24 Raw Oysters

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If you’re a fan of raw seafood, you might want to check this one out: a Texas woman has died just three weeks after eating two dozen raw oysters as a result of a flesh-eating bacteria living inside the slimy little f*...