Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Collection Of Tweets Perfectly Describe The Experience Of Being Married

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Marriage.  I might not actually be married, but I do have a gorgeous fiancée and we live in the same house so I’m going to go right ahead and assume I’m qualified to talk about this. One of the real joys of knowing so...

Guy Gets The Same Tattoo As His Dog Without Knowing What It Really Means

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I’m not sure what the greatest thing about the internet is, but I know that dodgy f*****g tattoos have to be right up there. As the kind of guy who’s always loved laughing at the misfortune of others, I find there’s s...

This Anti Drink-Driving Advert From New Zealand Has a Hilarious Twist

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All right, ya wankers, we’re flashing back to 2011 today for a great ad from our antipodean brothers and sisters from across the ditch in New Zealand. You guys from across the globe might know it as Tolkien’s Middle E...

Breakfast TV Hosts Lose Their Sh*t After Nudist Interview Goes Wrong

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Nudists. Apparently, they’re a real thing. And for some reason they were on the Today show this week. To me, that’s just bizarre. It’s live television. Anything could have gone wrong. And of course, it did. ...

Welsh International Rugby Star Gets Bitten By Lion While Visiting Zoo

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F*** me sideways and call me immature, but I just love ‘when animals attack’ videos. For me, they’re right up there with ‘when stunts go bad’ and I just can’t get enough of them, particularly when the animal in questi...

People Are Spotting Some Dodgy Sh*t Hidden In Children’s Books

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One of the best things about being an adult is getting to read and watch stuff with ‘adult themes’. Whether it’s dirty jokes, cheeky references, sexual activity or just a plain old bit of the old ultra-violence, us ad...

A Spokesman Has Offered An Explanation For The “Mad Pooper”

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Remember the Mad Pooper? I know, I know, how could you forget? Well, there’s been a fresh, steaming development in the story and to be honest it smells a little funky. So here... is Mad Pooper story... Number two! ...

Researchers Restore Consciousness In Man After 15 Years In Vegetative State

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Ladies and gentlemen, today is a bloody good day. Researchers in the land of the frog-eaters have gone and outdone themselves with a frigging top-notch piece of science-ing. Seriously, we all need to say f*****g go...

‘Band of Brothers’ Had One of The Greatest Casts Ever, And You Didn’t Realise

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How about we grab a brewski, take a seat on the patio and talk bloody television for a bit? You guys down with that? I know I am. We’re going to avoid the big shows everyone is always talking about – me included – and...

British Tourist Chased By Nepalese Woman After Questioning the Price of Tea

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As much as I love this sunburned country we call Straya, it’s always nice to see how the rest of the world lives. And let’s be honest, implications of privilege and entitlement aside, one of the real perks for many of...

Horrific Moment Bloke Sprinkles His Pubes On The Head Of Sleeping Woman

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Ah, the good old ‘rake’. Doesn’t that bring back memories of high school days and filthy little grots plucking a few loose pubes and sprinkling them on unsuspecting victims? Thankfully, grown-ups don’t have to worry a...

A Female Jogger Dubbed The “Mad Pooper” Is Terrorizing Colorado Springs

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We love a sh***y story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and this story from the States is definitely number 2 on my list of favourite stories this week! It seems that the town of Colorado Springs has got itself a phantom poo...

Mysterious Eyeless Sea Creature With Razor Sharp Teeth Washes Up After Hurricane Harvey

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The deep, deep ocean; some wankers think it’s beautiful, some wankers think it’s horrifying, some wankers think it’s the last unexplored frontier of our existence. To an extent all of these wankers are right. We’ve go...

Fighter Pilot Draws Massive 56 Kilometre D*ck In The Sky

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When it comes to male humour, there’s one thing that never gets old and never goes out of fashion. The dick joke. Variations on the dick joke ‘come’ in many forms and they’re all funny all the time. All right, t...

Shaman Dives Into Croc Infested Waters To Prove Supernatural Powers, Gets Eaten

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Crocodiles are big scary b*****ds, we all know that, but we also all know that if you stay out of their way they’re one of the easiest man-eating beasts to avoid. Simple fact: unless you’re Steve Irwin (or his progeny...