Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Wolf casually watches on as two bears throw fists on the side of highway

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Ooohhhyyyeaahhhh! It’s natural world fight-time, ya big bloody beautiful legends, and you know we love natural world fight-time here at Ozzy Man Reviews. In this edition, we’re the lucky spectators at a proper battle ...

Emergency call operators tell bloody crazy stories about people who had to ask for help in code

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For the sake of convenience, we’re just going to assume that everyone out there in the comments section has seen movies before. On top of that, we’re going to assume you’ve all seen the kinds of movies that have someo...

Sheila gate crashes son’s maths class to stop him being disrespectful to teachers

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Everyone knows that teenagers can be a little bit difficult. In particular, those teens around the age of thirteen to fourteen can be deadset little s**tbags. Don’t get us wrong, they can be bloody awesome and we shou...

Bloke left unconscious and alone in the woods until Apple Watch saved his life

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We’ve talked a few times on here about the nature of society’s relationship with Apple, so as you know, people either love their stuff or they hate it. But, if you’re completely honest with yourself, you have to say t...

There’s a coriander hate-group with 250,000 followers, and they’re pretty passionate about memes…

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Coriander’s one of those foods that divides people in a pretty extreme way. Most people who get a serve of coriander in their meal are like, “f**ken sweet! Coriander,” but there’s a faction out there, yes, a faction w...

Mum forced to feed baby 1.5L of coffee per day

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Believe it or not, one of the first things you’ll notice when you have a baby isn’t necessarily how cute they are, how wonderful being a parent is or how blessed you are, but just how much advice you get from everyone...

Have a f*@#en squiz at these cakes that look like real life objects!

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We’re pretty sure there’ll be more than a few of you out there in the comments section who are big cake fans. And deadset, whether you just like the band or you’ve got big love for the tasty stuff, we reckon that New ...

Home invasion goes wrong after owner chases thieves away in his undies

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It takes a very special kind of lowlife scumbag to break into someone’s house and steal. Especially when they're stealing from hardworking people. Most folks aren’t rolling in bloody cash and they work their nuts off ...

Old sheila defies police and actually enters Area 51 restricted zone

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Seeing as you’re on the internet, we know that you heard all about the proposed plan to storm Area 51 and ‘see them aliens.’ Deadset, for a while there, this was really shaping up to be THE zeitgeist movement of the n...

This bloody legend scammed a scammer and saved innocent person from losing $2000

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We’ve spoken before about the various lowlife scumbags of the world, and shared our thoughts on the topic of scammers. As you can imagine, we’re not fans. Thankfully, neither is YouTuber Jim Browning. If you don’t kno...

Woman’s in-flight cross-stitch managed to catch this passengers eye

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Flying is a pain in the ass. That’s why anyone who considers themself prepared for flight has thought of ways to alleviate the boredom that undercuts the discomfort of flying. Some people read books. Others watch movi...

Aussie bike rider dies after trying to avoid swooping magpie

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Crocodiliacs. Nope ropes. Sharks. Box Jellyfish. Feisty Kangaroos. The irukandji. Backpacker murderers. Dunny spiders, drop bears and friggen scorpions; Ozzyland is, as you know, bloody chockers with deadly animals. N...

Lab where Russia store Smallpox and Ebola viruses has exploded

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It feels like only yesterday we were talking about an explosion of bovine jism at an Australian storage facility, but as the Russians are wont to do, they’ve only gone and topped that already. Yeah, deadset, as soon a...

Plumber hits legendary status after refusing payment from elderly woman

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When you’re asked to think of the most legendary plumber you know, the chances are that you’re gonna opt for that famous video game bloke of Italian descent, Luigi. We reckon you really should rethink that and conside...

“Break-up material”: bloke’s savage move against sheila

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We all know that relationships are built on trust, love and affection. And, s**t, let’s be honest, a mutual love of eating. Pretty much everyone puts on a little weight when they get comfy with someone. A big part of ...