Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Crim’s massive fart alerts police to his hiding spot leading to arrest

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Mate, if you’re not familiar with the trope of sneezing while you’re trying to hide, you’ve clearly missed out on some quality viewing in your life. After all, it’s right up there with the best of the old chestnuts th...

7.1 magnitude earthquake hits during sheila’s make-up video blog

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Every now and then, the team at Ozzy Man Reviews goes through Ozzy’s video submission zone and has a squiz at some of the gold on offer. We can usually count on finding something rad in there, but on rare occasions, w...

Bieber calls out Tom Cruise again, this time for the Bottle-Cap Challenge

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In lieu of recent events with Justin Bieber developing some sort of weird beef with Tom Cruise, we’ve come to the conclusion that he’s just one of those young blokes who talks copious amounts of shite. To be honest, w...

Angry Cockatoo destroys entire row of anti-nesting spikes

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Here in Ozzyland, we bloody love a rogue. Yeah, fair dinkum, ever since the days of Ned Kelly, cheeky scallywags have been high on our list of Ozzy legends, and if this video’s anything to go by, a cranky cockatoo fro...

Latest optical illusion divides the Internet, beach or car door?

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By this stage, it’s no bloody secret that pretty much everyone on the internet loves to have a crack at those ‘what do you see in this image?’ challenges. Is it a blue shoe or a grey shoe? Is it a peach or an anus? Is...

‘Exotic’ bird was really just seagull covered in curry powder

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What’s the first thing that pops into your mind when someone mentions the phrase ‘exotic bird’? Obviously, a few of you will be thinking about things like toucans and macaws, while some of you will be thinking about s...

This autistic bloke built possibly the greatest ever race-course for marbles

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We reckon it’s fair to say that society’s starting to become a lot more accepting of autism. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not bloody dickheads and we know there’s a long way to go, but thanks to the great work of autisti...

Bloke captures huge volcano eruption from his nearby sailboat

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Unless you’ve been under a rock in recent days, you probably know that the Stromboli volcano on the Italian island of Stromboli in Sicily has blown its bloody load. Yeah, deadset, the volcano has erupted, killing one ...

Bloke challenges old high school tormentor who ended up as a school superintendent

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You probably don’t need us to tell you this, but bullying really is a rubbish hobby. It’s the kind of thing that only makes others feel bad – and if you need that to make yourself feel good, you probably need to get y...

Final boss of the bottle-cap challenge has been found

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If you’re a fan of Ozzy Man Reviews, you know all about the bloody bottle-cap challenge. If you’re one of our legendary top fans, you definitely know and you probably reckon that no one can beat Ozzy’s own Vegemite ca...

Nurses ‘off their faces’ after Granddad brings cannabis infused cake into hospital

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We’re not sure whether it’s all the dodgy movies we watched as kids, but we’re always gonna find something funny about unsuspecting people mistakenly eating weed-laced edibles. As you can tell from the title of this s...

Steve and Robert Irwin fed the same Croc in the same place 15 years apart

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If you’ve been on social media over the last few days, you’d no doubt have seen some images of Steve ‘Bloody Legend’ Irwin’s son Robert feeding one of Australia Zoo’s crocodile in the same place his old man used to. I...

People are saying this is the ‘derpiest-looking’ animal alive

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Mate, if there’s anything that gets us fired up, it’s people putting s**t on reptiles. As you know, we bloody love our reptiles here at Ozzy Man Reviews and we take great umbrage with anyone being mean to our cold-blo...

This bloke found a creature that looks like an alien on his ceiling

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The internet’s the kinda place where people can spend their whole life looking at cute pictures of adorable puppies and gorgeous kittens. The kind of place where it’s easy to forget that Mother Nature loves a bloody u...

Cockroaches are evolving to a point where they’ll be immune to all bug sprays

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If you know someone with a mortal fear of cockroaches – known as katsaridaphobia by blokes who wanna win television game shows – tell ‘em you’ve got some great news. Seriously, do it. It’ll make their facial expressio...