Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Jim Carrey to play Dr. Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog movie

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It might not feel like it, but it’s been twenty-seven years since Sonic the bloody Hedgehog came hurtling out of the blocks and into our lives. The speedy little blue b*stard has pretty much been an eternal fixture of...

You can now buy beer made from vaginas

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Let’s not beat around the bush. You’ve read the headline and you know what the story’s about. Beer, meet vagina. Vagina, meet beer. Yeah, if you’ve ever been sitting back, sipping on a stubby on a Friday afternoon and...

Dodgy bloke’s ‘crash for cash’ insurance scam backfires

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The dawn of the dashcam has been a bloody good thing hasn’t it. Not only has it provided internet users with hours upon hours of unbridled hilarity (and a few WTF moments), it’s also protected heaps of people like the...

Mike Tyson on Brad Pitt – “I walked in and he was banging my wife”

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We’ve had a bit of a yarn on here before about Iron Mike Tyson and the fact that he’s one tough b*stard. As far as guys you don’t want to be punched in the f**ken head go, Tyson’s right up there. In fact, I’m pretty s...

Someone has found more pictures of the girl from the “distracted boyfriend” meme

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G’day guys, girls and wankers. How ya going today? Now, I’m gonna lay it all on the line and guess that you’ve probably seen the ‘Distracted Boyfriend’ meme at some stage in the past year. It’s as common as the Queen ...

Stunning photos of Doctor passed out on the floor after performing 5 operations in 28 hours

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I’m pretty sure we’ve all felt the urge to sneak a cheeky kip at work in the past, but I’m also pretty certain most of us are a little bit less deserving than the Chinese doctor who’s gone viral. Luo Heng, the bloke i...

Jet fighter does salt bae impressions after bombing ISIS

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Bloody memes are great aren’t they? Whether you’re sharing them on your Facebook account, printing them out for the office notice board or replicating them when you drop bombs on wankers from ISIS, they’re always ther...

Diego the randy tortoise has f**ked so much he’s single-handedly saved his entire species

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Bloody shell! Talk about a monumental claim to fame. Diego is a type of Galapagos Tortoise known by scientific wankers everywhere as Chelonoidis hoodensis. Found only in the wild on the Island of Espanola, the species...

Man pays off mortgage after winning on one cent bet

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In a headshakingly humongous slice of blind luck, cheeky pommy b**tard Derek Marsden has had a f**ken screamer with his Goliath accumulator bet. Laying down just one penny, his series of wins left him needing a bloody...

Messi’s response to fan asking if he remembers a gift he gave him years ago is gold

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Those of you who are familiar with Lionel Messi would have probably heard the phrases ‘little f**ken wizard,’ ‘magical little c**t,’ and ‘skilful little magician,’ used to describe him. Each of those phrases is pretty...

Spring breaker throws hands with 45-year-old man and gets melted

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Youth versus experience. Young versus old. Lad versus lord. However you want to put it, it’s a debate as old as time itself. The video you’re about to watch puts it to bed as emphatically as any video you’ve ever seen...

14 hyenas kill kudu bull in African Safari camp reception

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but FARK, African wildlife does not mess about. Imagine staying at a Safari camp and waking up in the morning to find out a pack of hyena had f**ken slaughtered a fully-grown...

Check out this mint mash-up vid with over 292 dance scenes from famous movies

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Movies are pretty f**ken grouse. So is dancing. Combine the two and you’ve got movies with dancing. That, you bloody dickheads, is a good thing. Whether you’re watching Billy Madison’s Happy Dance or Austin Powers’ Ma...

Harry Potter raps the entire “Alphabet Aerobics” on Jimmy Fallon

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So, the other day, the team here at Ozzy Man Reviews shared a video of Sophie Turner, the actress who plays Sansa from Game of Thrones, spitting Eminem lyrics like fire. While we thought it was a pretty grouse video, ...

Dad’s incredible reaction to son’s surprise return from the military

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Right, before you watch this one make sure you’ve got some tissues handy – and I’m not talking about the ones you left there last night, you filthy animals. Yeah, nah, you might feel like you’ve got something in your ...