Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Soccer Player Scores Two Goals, Subs Himself Off, Runs To See His New Baby Born

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To the average bloke who might not know much about professional football, it can seem like a very serious and intense world. There’s millions of dollars riding on every decision, success or failure can mean promotion ...

Angry McNugget Lover Arrested After Ordering 200 Hash Browns

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I’ve gotta say, straight up, this is one of the most bogan news stories I’ve ever read.  It’s a tale of disappointment, a tale of anger, of lost tempers and, undoubtedly, a tale of regret. Let’s get the basics out ...

Dead Sharks Are Washing Up With Their Livers Removed

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I’m not a big fan of great white sharks.  They’re big, they’re scary and they can just about get f***ed in my humble opinion.  So with news that packs of orcas off the coast of South Africa are killing the b*****ds an...

Scientists Discover Human Items Inside Creatures From The Deepest Crevices Of The Sea

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Ah, flaming hell, ya drongoes.  This is no good.  It turns out that a proper scientific report has discovered that plastic pollution is so u-bloody-biquitous that even creatures from the deepest, darkest depths of the...

Elon Musk and Tesla Unveil Slick New Electric Semi-Truck

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Electric cars have just about become a normal part of our forward-thinking and progressive society these days.  But while they’re becoming more and more common, our roads are still clogged up by those big-ass polluter...

Touching Moment When An Orangutan Meets a Burn Victim At The Zoo

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Sometimes a video just tickles you right in the feels. More often than not videos like that involve animals, sick or injured people or incredible interactions. This video has all three. Back in 2015, Darci Mille...

Story of Two Women Who Survived Five Months Lost at Sea

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In a breath-taking true story to rival Life of Pi, two women have been rescued by the US Navy after spending five months staving off sharks, enduring wild storms, eating long-life rice and throwing dog turds over the ...

Perfectly Timed Photo Captures The Moment A Frog Eats A Snake

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Bloody frogs. Have you ever stopped to think how terrifying they’d actually be if they were big enough to attack humans. They’ve got that leap, that dead-eyed stare and that sticky f***ing tongue that fires out like a...

This Super Smart Russian Bloke Claims to be From Mars, And Has Proof

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You may have heard the saying ‘blokes are from Mars, sheilas are from Venus’. Well, the kid in today’s video doesn’t see that as a metaphor, he ACTUALLY reckons he’s from Mars. Check this sh** out… Boriska Kipriyan...

Internet Detectives “Discover” The Real Reason Kevin Was Left Home Alone

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With Christmas just around the corner, it’s about time we revisited a bloody classic and got nostalgic for some negligence: Home Alone. Let’s face facts here. Home Alone was a bloody phenomenon when it came out in...

Scientists Plan Cloning This Perfectly Preserved 50,000 Year Old Extinct Lion

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In a move that shows scientists have learned the square-root of dick from classic films like Jurassic Park, the discovery of an almost perfectly preserved cave lion cub has them frothing at the mouth.  The cheeky b...

Bloke Shows Off Brand New Synthol-Enlarged Biceps

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Some dudes spend hours and hours in the gym so they can look staunch as f***. They sweat, they strain, they eat high protein diets, they see the results of their hard work and they probably – I wouldn’t know, I've...

Drunk Bloke Shoots Himself in the D*ck When Hassling a Gator

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Mate, if you want to see the ultimate reason why you shouldn’t be combining guns, booze and alligators; today’s video is right up your alley. In it, you can see a none-too-wise bloke from Brazil taunt a gator with...

Female Powerlifter Returns To Sport After 18-Months Looking Swole As F*%k!

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Crikey, Russian powerlifter Natalia Kuznetsova is one muscly woman. Now, I can’t go putting sh** on a girl like this. For one thing, I sit around drinking beer and eating cheese while she’s just punching weights like ...

The Comedy Wildlife Photography Competition 2017 Finalists Have Been Announced

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Who doesn’t love a humorous photo of an animal caught in the bloody act? No one, that’s who!  Well, strap yourselves in and get ready to admire some of the finalists from this year’s Comedy Wildlife Photography Co...