Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Legend Demonstrates Why the Earth Looks Flat Even Though It’s Not

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In an age when the ready availability of information on the internet is supposed to make us all smarter, it’s interesting that completely ludicrous ideas like ‘the earth is flat’ have been able to profligate. Fortunat...

Ozzy Sheila Arrested for Getting Pissed and Riding Her Horse to the Bottlo

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Bloody hell, this poor duck’s had a total f**king mare. During a night on the piss, she thinks she's figured out a way to outsmart the coppers and taken the horse instead of the car! The problem with that: she's still...

Legendary fireman catches suicidal woman in mid air as she plummets

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Give it up for the fire brigade, ladies and gentleman! These true f**ken heroes risk their lives and put their bodies on the line to keep ordinary b*stards like you and I from burning to death on a daily basis. Anyone...

Zoo Director Breaks Up A Lion Lion With His ‘Magic’ Slipper

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Remember when you were only as tall as a wombat’s wanger and you got in trouble with the oldies. If your household was typically Ozzy you were likely to cop a flogging with any one of the following: belt, wooden spoon...

Tourist gropes the locals in Thailand – learns his lesson the hard way

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Some of our favourite videos here at Ozzyman Reviews involve angry locals dealing swift justice to tourists who step out of line. For some reason, some people just don’t remember to pack their manners or their common ...

Crayfish amputates own claw to avoid becoming lunch

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You may have heard the story of Aron Ralston, the dude who chopped his own arm off to avoid dying underneath a boulder, and you may have heard mates joke that they thought they’d have to chop their arm off to escape t...

Pilot Crashes Plane and Gets Impaled By A F**ken Tree

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Getting impaled doesn’t sound like much fun at all. In fact, it sounds pretty sh*t. In movies it’s reserved for the real f**khead villains like the dude from The Crow or that prick The Punisher bloody destroys in Warz...

Off-Duty FBI bloke rocks a backflip and accidentally shoots someone

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Fark. Like, holy farkin’ fark. That’s pretty much all that can be said about this at first glance. We’ve all had shockers when we’re out on the piss, but I doubt many of you have cocked up quite as badly as the FBI ag...

Woman, 23, born without a vagina has one made out of fish skin in historic operation

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­Well, this story certainly adds an extra dimension to the term ‘fish taco’ doesn’t it? Brazilian woman, Jucilene Marinho, who had previously lived her life without a vagina, now has one thanks to the miracles of mode...

Dude Gets Kicked Out of Slayer Concert – Tries To Swim Back In!

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Whether you’re a fan of the heavy stuff or not, you can’t deny that Slayer’s fans go the extra mile for their enjoyment of the band. With the titans of heavy metal playing their farewell tour, those fans are likely to...

Snoop Dogg Breaks World Record For Largest Gin n Juice

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Calvin bloody Broadus aka Snoop Dogg has done all right for himself over the last few decades. If you go back a few years, he was once that guy who smoked a lot of weed and wrote and performed those hip-hop songs all ...

Legend spots man beating his ex-wife in the street so knocks him out with a flying headbutt

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We talk a lot about domestic violence being everyone’s problem. We know it’s not something that should be ignored, and for that reason we present you with the flying headbutt that skittled a bloke who thought it was O...

Cool As F**k Bus-Driver Prevents Accident In London

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Imagine what it’s like to be cruising through city traffic on your moped in London. You’re weaving out of one lane and into the next, you’re passing buses and taxis, pedestrians are waiting playing real-life frogger a...

​US Cop Called To Remove Homeless Man From Restaurant Takes A Different Direction Instead

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There’s a classic as f**k Robert Burns poem called To A Mouse about a little mouse whose nest is destroyed by a plough. Although you could argue it has some really f**ken tenuous links to homelessness – if you streeee...

Gamer loses fallout 76 bet on Reddit and takes the loss like a fucking boss

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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzyman Reviews, it’s a bloke who stands by their promises, keeps their word and mans the f**k up when the chips are down. It’s a sign of integrity. A sign of reliability. A sign o...