Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Groom Meets Best Man For The First Time After 15 Years Of Gaming Online Together

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We all know that weddings are pretty important to the sheilas, but while they’re worrying about their dress and their hair, the groom has to put some bloody serious consideration into who’s going to be the best man.  ...

You Can Buy A Holden Monaro With A Built In Barbecue

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The whole world knows that us Ozzys love a barbecue.  We’re famous for them.  And although we might not have any clue what a shrimp is, I’m sure we’d eat one if it was grilled to perfection in the backyard and washed ...

Study Shows Spiders Could Wipe Out The Human Race In One Year

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Some people think the world will end in fire.  Others think it will end with a zombie apocalypse, and even more think it will end in an explosive nuclear war.  Science has other ideas though.  A recent study has deter...

A 518 Million Year-Old Fossil Has Been Discovered, And It’s Weird As F*$k

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Crikey, blokes, have a look at this gorgeous little creature: at an estimated 518 million years old, it’s been described as ‘strange beyond measure’.  Considering it has a helmet head and a long cylindrical body, ...

75 Per Cent of People Reckon They Can Hear This GIF. WTF is Going On?

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We all know the brain is a funny beast capable of tricking us into thinking sh**loads of weird and wonderful things.  It’ll turn shadows into monsters, incorporate sounds you hear at night into your dreams and, it see...

India Throws Eight Badass Donkeys In Prison

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Jail: The brig, the clink, the lockup, the penitentiary. Whatever you call it, it’s a place you don’t want to find yourself.  Unfortunately for some bad-ass mofos, there’s no avoiding it, especially when you engage...

Mum Creates Child Friendly Story of Daenerys From Game of Thrones

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Loving Literature and wanting to share your favourite stories with your loved ones and children can be tough when your kids are young and the books you love have some racy or violent plotlines.  That’s why this mot...

91 Year-Old Legend Fulfils His Dream of Crashing Through a Garage Door

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It’s bloody nice to have a dream. It’s even nicer to fulfil the b*****d. It gives you a great feeling of satisfaction, of accomplishment, and of the knowledge that you can see a task through to completion.  If you ...

400lbs Current World’s Strongest Man Steps Into The Ring With 140lb Pro Boxer

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I f*****g love a good old ‘who would win’ conversation. The possibilities in the match-up are endless: Who would win: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator or Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop? Who would win: Hump...

Woman Pretends To Be Pregnant So She Could Sneak Snacks Into Cinema

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Every now and then the internet lights up with news of a ‘genius’ life-hack. Sometimes the idea is inspired, sometimes it’s a little hackneyed, sometimes it just seems like it’d be kind of a good idea except for the f...

Russian Bear Currently on the Loose Carrying Two Guns Stolen From Hunter

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F*** YES! You read that sh** properly. There is a bear on the loose in Russia (where else) with two guns.  The cheeky ursine prick broke into a hunter’s cabin, stole the weapons and is now presumably hunting the hu...

NZ Police Release Video To Recruit New Officers And It Is F*cking Brilliant

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The Kiwis have released some bloody top-notch ads recently.  In classic Taika Waititi style, it seems they’re embracing their inner cuzzy-bro to great effect.  Check out this police recruitment video and you’ll be con...

Australian Ferry To Be Officially Named Ferry McFerryface After Public Vote

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All right, Wanky McWankfaces, the votes are in! Yes, despite humanity collectively deciding that commitment to a meme is far more important than classical naming conventions in the recent past; Sydney Ferries invited ...

Some Big Changes Could Happen To The Internet We Know, And It’s Frightening

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For years now, we’ve become accustomed to freely surfing the internet. We know that as long as what we’re looking at is legal and legit, and preferably not torrented or pirated, than we have free reign. That’s all tha...

According to NASA This ‘Miracle’ Plant Found In Supermarkets Can Prevent Snoring

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OK, Blokes and blokettes, if you’re anything like me and you’ve been accused of keeping your significant other awake with your snoring, Asda in the UK might have the answer… Back when I was a young lad, pouch-high ...