Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Woman, 23, born without a vagina has one made out of fish skin in historic operation

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­Well, this story certainly adds an extra dimension to the term ‘fish taco’ doesn’t it? Brazilian woman, Jucilene Marinho, who had previously lived her life without a vagina, now has one thanks to the miracles of mode...

Dude Gets Kicked Out of Slayer Concert – Tries To Swim Back In!

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Whether you’re a fan of the heavy stuff or not, you can’t deny that Slayer’s fans go the extra mile for their enjoyment of the band. With the titans of heavy metal playing their farewell tour, those fans are likely to...

Snoop Dogg Breaks World Record For Largest Gin n Juice

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Calvin bloody Broadus aka Snoop Dogg has done all right for himself over the last few decades. If you go back a few years, he was once that guy who smoked a lot of weed and wrote and performed those hip-hop songs all ...

Legend spots man beating his ex-wife in the street so knocks him out with a flying headbutt

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We talk a lot about domestic violence being everyone’s problem. We know it’s not something that should be ignored, and for that reason we present you with the flying headbutt that skittled a bloke who thought it was O...

Cool As F**k Bus-Driver Prevents Accident In London

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Imagine what it’s like to be cruising through city traffic on your moped in London. You’re weaving out of one lane and into the next, you’re passing buses and taxis, pedestrians are waiting playing real-life frogger a...

​US Cop Called To Remove Homeless Man From Restaurant Takes A Different Direction Instead

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There’s a classic as f**k Robert Burns poem called To A Mouse about a little mouse whose nest is destroyed by a plough. Although you could argue it has some really f**ken tenuous links to homelessness – if you streeee...

Gamer loses fallout 76 bet on Reddit and takes the loss like a fucking boss

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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzyman Reviews, it’s a bloke who stands by their promises, keeps their word and mans the f**k up when the chips are down. It’s a sign of integrity. A sign of reliability. A sign o...

Woman Decides To Shave Her Legs Down At The Resort Pool

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There’s a lot of positive sh*t you can say in respect of multi-tasking. It’s efficient, it’s convenient, and it’s great for the brain. So with footage of a woman shaving her legs in a Florida resort pool emerging on t...

The ‘Human Hammer Throw’ Will Go Down As The Most Gangster Moment In MMA History

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We bloody love MMA here at Ozzyman.com. It has all the drama of wrestling with the added bonus of real punching. While wrestling might have a reputation for more colourful characters, that doesn’t mean you don’t get t...

Bloke ‘accidentally’ gets showerhead stuck 6 inches up his rectum

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Look, we all know the importance of a clean anus. It’s pretty much priority one in life. You can skip a shower, wear yesterday’s pants, and you can even get away with a stick of gum if you’re completely out of toothpa...

Passenger captures footage of baggage handler carelessly tossing luggage into the air

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Travelling is f**ken grouse. Well, OK, let’s rephrase that. Going on holiday is grouse. The actual travelling bit can be a bit sh*t. Not only do you have to run the risk of drunken blokes pissing on your seat, but you...

Photographer captures crocodile tussling with a deadly viper in epic battle in Sri Lanka

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In today’s Wrassling Reptile Report, we’ve got the match report for the latest contest in the Reptilian division. Fighting to the death in Sri Lanka’s Yala National Park, we’ve got a bona fide rumble in the jungle her...

Coca Cola launches its first ever alcoholic drink

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We all know that Coca-Cola have their fingers in a few pies when it comes to their range of beverages, but for the first time ever the biggest brand in soft drinks is releasing alcohol-based bevvies. The company has a...

Bloke flies out of his own car window during accident and casually walks away

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We’ve said it before and there’s f**k-all doubt we’ll say it again: Russian (and in this case, Ukrainian) internet videos are the best. Insane car-wrecks, huge brawls, vodka-induced craziness, they have it all. Check ...

Parisian Spiderman climbs 4 storeys in seconds to save 4-year-old dangling from balcony

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One could be forgiven for expecting a Parisian superhero to be named Frog-Man. You’d rely on him to jump tall buildings with a single bound, lasso the f**k out of bad guys with his mad Gene Simmons tongue and sing lik...