Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

A collection of kids who have no f**ken idea how funny they are

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F**ken kids can be interesting little creatures. Whether they’re only little blokes the height of a dingo’s danglies or they’re slightly bigger ones able to deliver a bit of sass, they can be pretty bloody funny. Some...

Blokes hack arcade game to get sh*tload of tickets

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Mate, how the f**k are ya? Are you better than a dugong’s donut? Happier than a double-dicked dingo? Cheerier than a cassowary’s cockles? I hope so. BUT, if you’re not, we’ve got just the thing for you: a little life-...

10 ways your life changes from your 20s to your 30s

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If you’re a young whippersnapper and you’ve only had hair on your balls for a few years, this post might be a bit above you. If you’re not a whippersnapper any more and the hair on your balls has turned as grey as the...

Viral video of feminist pouring bleach on manspreaders debunked as Russian propaganda

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Holy f**ken cabbage rolls, gents, it turns out it’s safe to manspread the shit out of your legs on public transport after all. What a bloody relief that is! After a video last week infuriated the sh*t out of red-blood...

Bloke on train whacks sleeping woman on the head with his phone

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Public bloody transport. Just the thought of it is enough to strike fear into the hearts and minds of many commuters. And, unless public transport in your neck of the woods is f**ken sh*t-hot, there’s a good reason fo...

‘Lady’ Voldemort will change the way you see Harry Potter’s arch nemesis

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Yeah, nah, fair dinkum, Harry Potter’s pretty much one of the cultural touchstones of our generation and f**kers everywhere are really down with the whole school of wizardry sh*t. In fact, it’s probably about accurate...

When people fishing for compliments get what they deserve

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Some blokes say that social media has brought us closer together as a global community. And that’s somewhat true. Auntie Shazza in the UK who you’ve never met before can now see what you had for dinner and strange men...

The best f*cken interview in UFC history happened on the weekend

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Anyone who’s ever played sports knows what it’s like to say strange things during and after the contest. We’re not even talking pro-level sh*t either. You might ‘compete’ in the dodgiest Thursday night indoor cricket ...

Vagina weightlifting is a thing

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How ya going ya big legendary b*stards? Ozzy Man Reviews is back again with another fantastic video for you to shake your bloody head at. And this time, we’re delving into the esoteric world of vaginal weightlifting. ...

8 year old girl pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden

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F**K YES!!! Now we’re talking. Like all good blokes who sometimes let a good yarn slightly hyperbolise the truth, we’ve been known to talk some sh*t here at Ozzy Man Reviews. That’s all right though, we know you would...

Banksy shares video showing how he created self-destructing $1.1 million painting

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Whether you’re a la-de-da art critic or a monster-hat-wearing, sidewalk-tagging rascal, chances are you’ve heard of Banksy. From humble beginnings as a socially conscious graffiti-artist, Banksy’s made the art-form ac...

13 gravity defying photos that will make you look twice

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When you think about it, gravity’s a son of a bitch. It bloody stops us from doing all sorts of cool floating Matrix sh*t. But that doesn’t always have to be the way. Every now and then some clever b*stard, maybe even...

F*cken angry cyclist vs f*cken angry driver ends brilliantly

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One of our favourite things to do here at Ozzy Man Reviews is watch what happens when one man with an obvious love of initiating conflict winds up another guy who clearly has a little trouble dealing with his anger. A...

Wine fermentation tank explodes, spilling 30,000 litres of piss

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Ah, the old exploding can of fizzy drink trick. It’s a staple of kids cartoons, features in a classic episode of the Simpsons, and has probably been conducted by older brothers around the world in their ongoing serie...

“Sex toy and porn” during horror job interview

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Sometimes we look at our own headlines and ask ourselves what the f**k is that all about, and this is one of those headlines. We generally have an understanding in society that lawyers, barristers, judges and the like...