Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

Mum uses mysterious beautiful fragrant “lump” in bathroom, then learns horrifying origins

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om Finds Mysterious Fragrant Lump In Her Bathroom, Then Realizes Something HORRIFYING Kids are f**ken gross, it’s not a secret. Whether they’re booger-eating little ferals, bratty little snot-faces or big acne-scar...

Parrot tells fire fighters to f**k off during rooftop rescue attempt

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You know, for all the cheeky, belligerent and angry animals we invite onto Ozzy Man Reviews, we really don’t see enough parrots. And that kinda sucks. Parrots are f**ken awesome. Not only are they gorgeous little bugg...

Selfie row ends in f*cken Trevi Fountain brawl

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Ah, Rome, a city built on the backs of two brothers fighting to the death, an empire built on the violence and bloodshed of warfare and invasion. With history like that, the violence runs deep and Mars the war god sti...

University experiment accidentally gave students caffeine dose equal to 300 coffees

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Caffeine has become such a big part of the average person’s lifestyle that we don’t even think of it as a ‘drug’ in the traditional sense. Sure, you might not function with much pep before you’ve had your morning coff...

Chuck-E Cheese employees buy presents for kid after no one shows up to his birthday party

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G’day blokes and blokettes, how are you all? Bloody good, I hope. And even if you’re not, you’re probably feeling a bit better than the four-year-old little bugger who invited thirty people to his birthday party and h...

Fake power outlet stickers exist and are f*cken evil!

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If you’ve ever travelled long distance – or even reasonably short distance – you know how stressful it can be to have a rapidly dwindling phone, tablet or laptop battery. In those moments an unused power point can fee...

Some lucky bastards who survived lightning strikes have shown what it does to your skin

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F**k me dead, lightning is one of those forces of nature that you just shouldn’t be playing with. It’s like five times hotter than the sun, it’s full of electricity, it comes down from the sky like the hammer of f**ke...

This awesome “Work it” karaoke performance was shared by Missy Elliott herself

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You know as well as we do that karaoke performances can go a couple of different ways. It’s worth mentioning to start with that skill – and the actual ability to sing – isn’t necessarily the only thing that defines a ...

Man attempts selfie with a bear, suffers terrible consequences

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It’s been a while since we’ve featured a particularly brutal video of someone’s final moments on this website, and that’s for good reason. While we do sometimes think poachers and the like deserve it, it’s important t...

That f*cken legend Photoshop guy strikes again

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You’ve probably seen some of renowned internet troll James Fridman’s work on the internet before. It’s gone viral on a few occasions because of its excellent use of straight-up literal interpretations of fan requests....

Fifteen of the best spelling mistakes on the internet!

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We live in a day and age where the importance of spelling is, for some reason, overlooked a lot more than it should be. Often, we might look to blame technology for that, but when you think about it, technology actual...

Car thief gets chased down by f*cken cow police

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The police force has always been known to employ a select few animals in its fighting of the good fight. Dogs and horses are the obvious go-to animals, while some others would probably throw pigs in there. Personally,...

Butcher swings his meat around at vegan protesters outside his shop

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There are many great ideological rivalries in the world. Some are political, some are religious, and some are the result of moral and ethical values. There can, however, be no enmity as ill-fated as the one between ve...

Tomato grown from 150 year-old Abe Lincoln dump compared to modern tomato

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OK, we’ll be straight up with this one, we’re not gonna say this tomato is actually 100 per cent without a doubt and no possible bullsh*t grown from a bona fide Abe Lincoln turd; what we will say is that there’s a cha...

Group of ants build a f*cken bridge to attack wasps and steal their larvae

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Ants are pretty awesome little buggers. They’re famously strong for their size, but their reputation for teamwork is spectacular. Whether they’re walking in straight lines, helping each other lift something heavy, or ...

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