Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Artist creates hilarious comics that you wouldn’t show ya Grandma

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We often talk about the grouse sh*t the internet has brought to our lives here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and today we’ve got another one for ya. How f**ken good is the ability to personalise your online experience so you’r...

Couple spends $25,000 to convert old truck into f*cken epic home

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Buying property can be a real mother**ker! Not only do you have to spend shit-tonnes of cash – whether you’re buying new or building – but you can also end up living next door to dickheads. Deadset, anyone who’s had t...

13 times people surprised the f*ck out of their neighbours with Halloween decorations

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We’ve already pointed out that we bloody love Halloween here at Ozzy Man Reviews – and why wouldn’t we? Horror movies, novels and TV shows are bloody awesome and so are werewolves, vampires, witches and zombies. On to...

Rome escalator takes Russian soccer fans to Destination F**ked!

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Holy f**ken sh*t, blokes. Why is it that when a horrible bloody accident does happen it always seems to be in the place you’d least expect? It’s like, we kinda expect people to get f**ked up at airports on the highway...

Teenager’s reaction to girl getting her period on a bus has created a f*cken storm online

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Deadset, if there’s one thing about femininity, women, and the fairer sex men can't really understand, it’s menstruation. Whether you know it as ‘that time of the month’ or just ‘the period’, it’s only fair to say tha...

David Schwimmer responds to Blackpool police searching for his lookalike

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All too often, we repeat the fact that the internet, when it’s not being face-palmingly sh*t, is actually fist-pumpingly wonderful. Deadset, it’s the biggest bloody wonder of the modern age. It’s the bees f**ken knees...

Sheila f*cks up on first day at job, police surround the entire workplace

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Mate, we’ve all had jobs where we’ve f**ked sh*t up while we were learning the ropes. It’s part and parcel of learning. Make a simple mistake, find out where you cocked it up and go back and fix it. It’s a great way t...

Canadian weed shop worker fights off thieves with a f*cken bong

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F**ken hell, some people just can’t help themselves can they? You know the kind of blokes and blokettes I’m talking about: the ones who can’t help but act like low-lives, the ones who f**k it all up for the rest of us...

Teen bloke builds nuclear reactor in mum’s backyard that made the neighborhood radioactive

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You know, some blokes are bloody handy when it comes to inventing sh*t, building complex machinery and engineering mad as f**k equipment from household items. This is a story about a young bloke who most certainly fit...

World’s youngest f*cken billionaire gives glimpse into his life

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Life as a young bloke is often a pretty f**ken intense balancing act with living large and splashing the cash on one side and soul-destroying poverty and the ever-present spectre of the postman delivering more bills o...

At 10 trillion frames per second, this camera captures light in slow motion

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You know, the earth is full of really bloody quick things. Have a bloody think about it: there’s a plummeting peregrine falcon, the time an Ozzy Prime Minister spends in office, a speeding bullet, and a f**ken cheetah...

Nursing Home Hires Sexy Butlers As A Treat For The Old Birds

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You know, it seems that we love to position old ladies as sweet little dumplings who need help crossing the road, opening tins of ham and pea soup, and carrying the groceries up the stairs, but the reality is that mos...

Real-life f**ken Nintendo Land theme park is currently under construction

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Mate, sometimes you just have to look at your news feed and say to yourself, ‘well, that’s pretty f**ken grouse.’ This is one of those days. If you haven’t heard yet, Universal Theme Parks are about to leap down a tub...

Reporter gets hit in head on live TV, takes it like a f*cken champ

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Live sport is pretty much the f**ken meat and drink of most red-blooded Ozzies, but we’d be bloody dreaming if we thought we were alone in that. The yanks love it, the poms love it, everyone bloody loves it – and that...

Check Out These Celebrity Doppelgangers From Around The World

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For celebrities, image is bloody everything. For many of them, their careers and their largely inflated bank accounts are massively dependent on their good looks. We live in a world where looks often are more importan...