Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Science Has Discovered Smelling Your Partners Farts Will Help You Live Longer

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Good news for the master blasters among us - actually, great news for the wives and girlfriends of the master blasters among us – smelling your partner’s farts is not only good for your health, it’ll actually make you...

Bloke Gets Sick Of Australian NBN Internet, Builds His Own Broadband Network Instead

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I don’t think I’m saying anything controversial when I mention that Ozzyland’s internet speeds leave a lot to be desired (that’s a polite way of saying they’re fair dinkum f***ed). If you’ve travelled anywhere oversea...

Footage Of This Canadian “Road Rage” Incident Has Gone Viral

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These days it seems like everyone suffers from a little bit of road rage. If there’s a close call on the roads it’s not unusual to see two adults just lose their sh**, flip the bird and exchange colourful language. An...

We Could See A New Ace Ventura Movie In The Near Future

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We’re firmly balls-deep in the era of the reboot.  With so many titles across television and cinema remaking, redeveloping and revisiting old favourites it seems like it’s only a matter of time before ALL of the bi...

Dad Discovers Treats Given To Kids on Halloween Weren’t Exactly Edible

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This Halloween one Dad learned the hard way not to trust his kids’ Halloween treats.  It turns out the biscuits he snuck once the kids went to bed were eighteen years out of date. Here’s what happened… It was a Hal...

Cow Drop Kicks A Man For Hitting Another Cow, Becomes Internet Hero

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The internet gods have seen fit to provide us with another fantastic ‘When Animals Attack Video’. In it, some dude with a whacky thing cops a karate kick straight to the face from the kickass little calf – and you’ll ...

This Bloke’s Ex Sent Him An Apology Letter And He Sent It Back Graded

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Being cheated on ranks up there with the biggest hurts a dude (or dudette) can experience. The betrayal, the shock and the anger all combine to build a nasty little gut punch that can leave you in quite the forlorn st...

Bloke Goes Viral For This Incredible Piece of Forklift Skill

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Talent is a curious beast. It can be found in the strangest of places. It might be Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Children, it might be a busking idiot savant playing ukulele while busting out sums without a cal...

Halloween Special: Some of the Scariest Two Sentence Horror Stories Ever

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It’s Halloween ya spooky wankers. The one night of the year when it’s totally OK to dress up, eat junk food, prank the neighbours and watch horror movies until your eyes bleed is upon us. To celebrate, here are some o...

Top Bloke Finds Iguana 4 Miles Out to Sea, Takes Him To Safety

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Imagine finding an iguana 4 miles out to sea and giving it a ride back to land. That’s exactly what happened when Steve from Key West Kayak Fishing was heading home from an offshore fishing trip. I bloody love bloo...

Angry Driver Nearly Runs Himself Over In Road Rage Incident

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Dashcams are bloody grouse aren’t they? Designed originally to provide people with evidence when some silly bloody shenanigans left them needing to make an insurance claim they’ve had the unintended benefit of providi...

Dentist Opens Women’s Mouth To Find Maggots Between Her Teeth

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In a video gross enough to put Dr Pimple Popper’s pus-filled exploits to shame, a dentist discovers dozens of wriggling maggots in a patient’s mouth. All right, apparently there are millions of you b*****ds out the...

This Canadian Bloke Was Fined For Singing Too Loudly While Driving

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We all know someone whose ‘singing’ could probably be used for cruel and bloody unusual punishments. For me, it’s the chick at work who puts on her earphones and busts out the Nickelback lyrics at high volume in the o...

Bloke Kills Spider With Blowtorch, Burns House Down In Process

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The phrase, ‘kill it with fire’ is a pretty bloody epic one. It makes a great f***ing meme, and an awesome throwback to John Carpenter’s seminal 1982 horror movie The Thing. Sh**, you could even get away with saying i...

Bloke Hands Himself In To Police After Losing Bet on Facebook

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You’ve got to love an honest criminal. They might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, the brightest star in the sky or the quickest wit in the west, but they’re usually pretty bloody good for entertainment and a lau...