Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Poor bloke gets stung on the dick by stingray

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Ah, f**k, this isn’t good. This isn’t good at all. In fact, for the dude involved, it’s absolutely, positively, without a doubt, f**ked. We all know that stingrays, despite the fact they’re often seen as big gentle gi...

Huge huntsman spider devours a f*cken gecko

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Oh f**k yes, it’s time for another episode of Big F**ken Spider, the Ozzy game show where we show off our spiders and marvel at their ability to grow really bloody big. In today’s episode, we’re heading to the little ...

Bloke blends up an iPhone and drinks it

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Righto blokes and blokettes. How the bloody hell are ya? Hopefully you’re not in too much shock after reading that headline, but yeah, this video certainly puts some mileage on the theory that just because you can, do...

Rapper Hopsin loses his sh*t when Eminem name-checks him on new album

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As you’re probably well aware, Eminem’s anticipated as-f**k new album, Kamikaze was surprise-released last week. Obviously, this is big news in the music world. So when Slim casually tweeted a link to the album, bloke...

Dodgy store caught selling fish with fake googly eyes stuck on

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Aye-aye-aye! This latest story is o-fish-ally off the hook! As you know, there’s nothing worse than seafood that isn’t as fresh as it should be, and as a discerning customer of the fishmonger, you wouldn’t want to be ...

Vegetarian dog embarrasses the f*ck out of his owner on live TV

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G’day, ya wankers, how are ya? Hopefully you’re doing bloody grouse, and if you’re not, this video should cheer you right up. It’s a supposedly vegetarian dog making a really tough choice: bowl of meat or bowl of vegg...

Coolest bloke on Earth shreds some Hendrix while skateboarding

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When it comes to being rad, gnarly, and a fully-sick mad c**t, there are a couple of ways you can go. You can be the kind of dude or dudette who cruises through a city on their skateboard, or you can be a f**ken shred...

Some f*cken legend brings his figurines to life with his genius photography

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The debate over Marvel and DC is a pretty bloody frequent one among the nerds of the world, and one that’s clearly redundant. We all know Marvel is the best by miles and miles. Still, one internet photographer, who go...

Get some perspective: These things happened at the same time

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History is one of those funny things that seems pretty straightforward – and it kinda is when you’re looking at it in a ‘this sh*t happened in the past’ sorta way. But when you’re looking at things that happened concu...

Lifesize drivable Bugatti built with over a million Lego pieces

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How good is bloody Lego? When you need a birthday present, Lego. When you need a chrissy present, Lego. When you need to set a trap for home invaders to destroy their feet on, also Lego. But all that aside, Lego is no...

Introducing the Japanese game show: “Two Girls One Cockroach”

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All right, two things. First of all, you probably know someone who is abso-f**ken-lutely not a fan of cockroaches, and would rather walk on hot bloody coals than be in the same room as one. Secondly, Japan is f**ken c...

Dad hides 12 inch dildo in son’s luggage for hilarious airport prank

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We all know someone whose banter game is over the top good. You know the guy, the one whose renowned for their ability to roast the f**k out of anyone or set up a quality ‘gotcha’ on anyone. When you think about it, t...

Science has f*cken worked out Scissors, Paper, Rock

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G’day blokes and blokettes. How the f**k are ya? You might want to take a seat for this one, because as far as the big news of the day goes, this sh*t is f**ken ground-breaking. Science, in all its glory, has decided ...

Mum calls local gay bar for advice after her son came out

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We live in an age where cultural norms and values are shifting. Finding out your son or daughter was gay, used to be a good enough reason – in the eyes of many – to disown them, kick them to the curb or send them to a...

Russian Deep-Sea Fisherman Catches Some F**ked Up Sh*t!

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The deepest darks of the ocean are often cited as the last frontier on our big wet planet. They’re supposed to shelter some potentially terrifying beasties that look like they’ve fallen out of the ugly tree, hit every...