Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Deep sea fishing accident left this bloke looking like Popeye

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You’ve probably heard that ascending too quickly when you’ve been in the deep sea for an extended period of time is a pretty quick way to f**k yourself up. After all, it’s not a secret. What you might not realise is j...

Proof the mainstream media is full of f*cken sh*t

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We’re not exactly sure you need telling, but the media is full of f**ken sh*t. And we’re not talking about just a few examples of them ‘getting their facts muddled,’ we’re talking about deliberate f**ken lies. Deadset...

“I made my shed the top rated restaurant on Trip Advisor”

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Just a little while ago, we told you that we f**ken love a cheeky bastard here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We waxed lyrical about the way the heavens bless them, blokes want to be them and sheilas want to be with them. Well,...

Cheeky bloke adds his ex-girlfriends to a group chat to wish them Merry Ex-Mas

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We’ve said it before and there’s absolutely no doubt we’ll say it again, but the sun shines down on smartasses everywhere. The world loves them, and we f**ken love having a chuckle at their antics as well. Especially ...

This viral 195 gigapixel photograph of Shanghai needs to be seen to be believed

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At any given moment, there could be millions of stories unfolding in the midst of a city as humongous as f**ken Shanghai. There could be the budding romance burgeoning between two sons of rival CEOs, there could be th...

Study finds men are more satisfied by bromances than romantic relationships

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In some circles, the traditional monogamous male-female relationship is seen as the be-all and end-all of human relationships. Across cultures and across religions, it’s seen as the most important relationship of anyo...

Aquaman Jason Momoa photobombs couple’s wedding pics on Hawaiian beach

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Your wedding’s a special day. It’s supposed to live in the memory for a long, long time, and it’s supposed to be a premium opportunity to get some photos you’ll look at for the rest of your life – and maybe even pass ...

Unreal photos show huge crater full of ice discovered on Mars

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The planet Mars has held enduring fascination for scientists, writers, and the public alike for f**ken yonks. It’s long been the projected back-up plan for when our Earth finally becomes too unbearably hot, and as a r...

Hugh Jackman & Jake Gyllenhaal play hilarious prank on Ryan Reynolds for Christmas

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Hollywood tabloids and journalists love to talk about the big Hollywood couples. They love to show us photos of them sunning themselves and holidaying in exotic locations. They love to show us the ‘fantasy’ of fame. D...

These random observations will hurt ya f*cken brain

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G’day guys and girls, how the f**k are ya? Hopefully you’re doing all right. Anyway, what we want to know is when was the last time you had a moment where the penny really dropped and something that should be blatantl...

Science confirms having lots of orgasms can save a man’s life

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When it comes to men’s health, you can’t take things too seriously. Men are renowned for not doing enough to look after themselves from a purely medical perspective, and whether it’s just a cliché or whether it’s a st...

Spiders could eat the entire human race in a year if they wanted

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F**ken spiders. They’re practically perfectly evolved killing machines. Whether they’re those little jumpy c**ts, the ones with the f**ken bolas, the fast-running little b*stards or the ones that hide underneath the d...

Sweden’s ‘man-free’ feminist music festival found guilty of discrimination

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In a move that will surprise just about no one at all, a music festival in Sweden has been found guilty of discrimination after organisers advertised it as ‘male-free.’ The Statement music festival took place in Gothe...

Self-entitled sheila asks if daughter can pat service dogs, can’t take no for an answer

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One of the greatest things to emerge with the burgeoning adulthood of our latest generations is a grandiose sense of entitlement. It’s a pretty awesome thing that – as the name suggests – entitles the people who are b...

Hero Mum chases down package thief and gets her package back

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If there’s one thing that you should always remember, it’s that you don’t f**k with Mum. Whether it’s your mum, your mate’s mum or someone else’s mum entirely, they are not to be messed with. They brought life into th...