Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

People are bloody loving Dr Phil trying to understand Internet slang on Twitter

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Bloody language is a hell of a thing. Take ours here in Ozzyland for example. The internet loves to tell us we talk funny, but that’s not real fair at all. Not when you consider the strange and wonderful dialects diff...

This bloke taste-tested every frozen Hawaiian pizza in Australia

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For some reason, pineapple on pizza’s become a contentious issue in recent years. The reason for that sudden upsurge in discussion is pretty unclear, but whether or not someone likes something you think is gross or vi...

Maisie Williams shivers uncontrollably while eating hot wings and talking Game Of Thrones

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We all know that spicy-food challenges can get a little out of hand. For some reason, there’s an unspoken rule that encourages ordinary people who hardly ever eat spicy food – or only ever order a mild butter chicken ...

High-rise workers swinging like theme park ride in high winds

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Some jobs require you to have balls of steel. If you’re the kind of bloke or blokette who regularly scales the outside of high-rise buildings to perform maintenance or wash bloody windows, you’ll know all about it. If...

Ryan Reynolds congratulates Joker on surpassing Deadpool as the highest-grossing R-rated movie in typical fashion

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It’s pretty bloody hard not to love Ryan Reynolds. Despite the fact he’s a big Hollywood star, he’s somehow maintained the kind of attitude you’d expect from one of your mates. He’s a bloody smartass, he loves to drop...

Bloke who chopped half his hand off could wiggle it just days later after surgery

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Mate, we don’t know about you, but if we chopped our own f**ken hand off at work, we’d be bloody distraught. Honestly, your hand’s pretty bloody important. You need it to hold a beer, to scratch your arse and to tie y...

This USA Gymnastics star threw one of the best bloody baseball pitches ever

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As you probably know, the World Series is a pretty bloody monumental event in baseball circles. Naturally, there’s a whole bunch of fanfare and ceremony that comes with it, and one of the things they do is invite a ce...

This infinite chocolate trick is a f*@#en trip out

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All right, if we’re completely honest, this one might just be a blast from the past for more than a few of you. We are, of course, talking about the infinite chocolate trick, and if you’re anything like us, you never ...

This haunted house is so terrifying, you’ll get a $20,000 prize if you finish it

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When most of us hear the phrase ‘haunted house’ we probably think of one of those fairground attractions with the dudes in costumes, animatronic spiders and bad sound effects, but for a select group of thrill-seekers,...

Rats have learnt how to drive cars to get Froot Loops

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Rats! We know for a fact that there are more than a few of you out there in the comments section who reckon rats are bloody grouse. You’ll have loads of ‘em as pets and you’ll hug ‘em and pet ‘em and treat ‘em like th...

It took David Attenborough 50 years to capture footage of this monkey species

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We make no secret of the fact that, in these parts, Steve ‘bloody legend’ Irwin is king of the animal world. We still believe that, but there’s no denying that David Attenborough is its god. Deadset, we reckon even St...

This bloke mailed vegetables – and other junk – to test the limits of Australia Post

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If there’s one thing we really do enjoy, it’s a bit of social research. Now, while most of that tends to be fairly humanist in its scope, every now and then you come across something really bloody good that focuses on...

This dramatic horse plays dead when anyone attempts to to ride it

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Whether you call it bludging, skiving or just straight up laziness, there’s no secret that everyone likes to get out of work from time to time. Seriously, even if you love your bloody job there are times you’ll just f...

Sheila attempts to aggressively seduce cop who is placing her under arrest after too many beverages

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It’s pretty well known that if you’re under arrest the last thing you should do is act in a way that makes the situation worse. Of course, most people who actually are under arrest didn’t get there by making a series ...

Speeding Audi driver deliberately swerves into puddle to splash mother and son

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Common sense. Despite its name, it’s rarer than bloody hen’s teeth. Deadset, we like to think everyone has it, but the sad fact of the matter is that there are plenty of people out there who are somehow moving through...