Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Giant bison sends 9 year old girl flying through the air

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Mate, we talk about big animals on here a fair bit and, in fairness, we make plenty of jokes about ‘em smashing blokes. However, it’s usually not funny when the victim is someone who can’t really defend themself. And,...

Bloke escapes charging elephant with an epic reverse-drive

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Every now and then, bloody elephants crop up on this website, and that’s a good thing. We like elephants. We reckon they're mad bastards and we’d love to see them in the wild. However, we’ve got a pretty grudging resp...

Swimmer Sun Yang chucks a tanny after another podium protest against drug cheating

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When you think about sports that are rife with conflict, sometimes the quiet ones can really catch you out. If you’ve had much of a crack at the swimming lately, you’ll know exactly what we’re talking about. Chinese S...

Bloke falls after bungee harness snaps in Poland

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Bloody bungee jumping is not an activity for the weak at heart. More than a few of you blokes and blokettes have looked over the edge of that platform, trusted in the safety of your harness and had the time of your bl...

Wild horse sends bloke to Destination F**ked with kick in the nuts

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Ah, the family jewels. The wedding tackle. The baby sack. The gonads. Let’s face it, whatever you call ‘em, you really don’t want ‘em knocked around too much. Deadset, even when someone’s giving them some consensual f...

Police release dashcam footage of T-Rex running down the street

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It’s no secret that the boys and girls in blue see tonnes of strange sights while they’re patrolling the streets and keeping us all safe from criminals. Still, a video released by Plymouth Police in Pommyland reveals ...

Baby born at 7:11 on 7/11 just scored college fund from 7-Eleven

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We’re gonna be bloody honest with you here; when we first saw this headline, we thought it was a crock of s**t and nearly dismissed it. But, after about five minutes of googling, we’ve decided to run with it anyway. A...

Seagull swoops down and f***en steals a dog

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Bloody hell, speaking of animals that are deadset dodgy wankers, we can’t let this one fall to the wayside. A filthy bloody seagull has swooped down and plucked a four-year-old Chihuahua from its backyard. Frankly, th...

Is Australia truely the land of ‘Nope’? We take a look at some pictures that ‘prove’ it

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Look, we know that we’ve got a bit of a reputation for harbouring some deadly bloody animals here in Australia, and we’d be tugging your truncheon if we tried to pretend that every animal here’s a bloody darling, but ...

Amazing Russian dog leaps off train and travels 200km back towards owner who rejected her

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All right, straight up and completely without bullshit, this isn’t the happiest story in the world. Don’t get us wrong, it’s not like a movie about a dog where the dog cark its or anything, but there’s still an underl...

Marvel’s ‘Phase 4’ lineup of new movies looks bloody legendary

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There's no question that Marvel movies are the duck's nuts, but with Avengers: Endgame tying up the loose ends of previous phases people have been wondering just what the fug was next for the juggernaut film studio. T...

This huge adventure game lets you solve mysteries as a gang of cats

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We give cats heaps of grief here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but don’t let that give you the wrong impression. As you’re no doubt aware, where ‘Strayan and that means we give our friends – and the people and animals we like ...

This sheila live-streams moment she tracked down thieves who stole her car

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Some pricks would steal the eye off your dick and tell you that it looked better without it. It’s a shame, but it’s true. Deadset, these scumbags’ll flog bloody anything. As you may be aware, when someone does steal y...

Granny spotted rocking out on bloke’s shoulders at music festival

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One of the things we’re fairly confident you’ve heard your music-loving mates say is, “When I’m old, I’m still gonna be going to music festivals and gigs.” Crikey, you’ve probably even said it yourself. But for some r...

Tennessee Police warn the public about ‘Meth Gators’

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In the world of man-made monsters, there are plenty of psychotic bio-engineered animals that are only too happy to rip your guts out, eat your face and turn you into a steaming pile of monster turds. Fortunately, most...