Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Couple watches on as cruise ship leaves them stranded in the Bahamas

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F**ken travelling isn’t always everything it’s cracked up to be. While the destinations are usually pretty f**ken schmick, you can’t usually say the same about the transit part. Yeah, nah, that part’s usually pretty f...

Mum with baby on flight provides goodie bags for 200 passengers

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Rightly or wrongly, babies on flights have become something of a public whipping boy in recent years. All too often, we hear about people who’ve acted like d**ks because a nearby baby has been noisy on the plane. The ...

Shirtless Russian bloke with knife in back leaves hospital for a durry in the freezing

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Man With Knife In Back Walks Out Of Hospital For Cigarette Under -10°C Temperature Despite the fact every cigarette-smoking mother**ker you know claims they could quit smoking any time they wanted, the habit’s supp...

Some f***en cracker ozzy slang examples that need translating to English

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One thing that’ll sure as s**t always blow us away, is the simple fact that even though we’re Ozzy as f**k here at Ozzy Man Reviews, people from all over the f**ken globe check into this website, read these articles a...

Live streamer “Ice Poseidon” unknowingly admits to running a ponzi scheme conning millions of dollars

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You don’t have to be a bloody genius to know that controversy can be a great way to get your name out there so you benefit from the publicity associated with it. If you know YouTuber Ice Poseidon, you’re no doubt awar...

South African Pastor blows everyone’s minds bringing bloke “back to life” at service

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Bringing dudes back to life has long been a goal of mankind. From Victor Frankenstein to Herbert West, our literature’s absolutely chockers with pricks who want to show they can cross the pale and assume the power of ...

Turns out the entire f***en Internet is outraged by PETA’s scummy attack on Steve Irwin

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As you’re no doubt aware, those dodgy vultures over at PETA really raised our bloody ire the other day. We won’t patronise you with all the details, but they decided to have a crack at our beloved Steve ‘the bloody le...

Real-life Russian Mario Kart on a frozen river is f***en insane!

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You know, every now and then we start to think about how we haven’t been across to Russia in a while and how we kinda miss those crazy b**tards and their over-the-bloody-top antics. Naturally, that means it’s only a m...

Dad mics up 4 year old son at Hockey practice to see what the f*** he does out there

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Amongst all the various video genres that have taken off since the internet could broadcast everyone’s inane 15 minutes of fame across the world, videos of little kids doing stupid s**t that could in no way ever come ...

Bloke pranks his best mate by setting up fake marriage proposal for his first date

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Here in Ozzyland, we bloody well love to give our best mates heaps of s**t. There’s no malice in it. In fact, the general rule of thumb is that the more bloody full-on the prank or the more vulgar the insult, the more...

Pilot expresses his boredom on 2 hour flight with flight path writing

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Remember sitting in maths at school, hating the f**k out of the class and ‘d**king’ your mate’s note-book? Ah, those were the days. Writing secret messages in the margins and then going about your business as if you’d...

A bunch of things people didn’t know what the f*** they were, solved by the Internet

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No matter how bloody smart we think we are, there’s just no comparison for the combined knowledge of a hive-mind or a team of bloody awesome people. Just for the sake of it, think about all the people you’ve met or sp...

PETA sparks huge f***en backlash with anti-Steve Tweet on his Birthday

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Look, first of all, we get it PETA. We know what you’re trying to do – you wanted free publicity – and to a large extent, the fact we’re even talking about your bulls**t post about Steve ‘the bloody legend’ Irwin mean...

Fireman forced to rescue “compromised” bloke from massage parlour window

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Sometimes life is a bloody farce, isn’t it. Sometimes that sucks and you have to deal with the whole world laughing at you. Sometimes, though, it’s not you that’s being laughed at, it’s some other bugger. When that’s ...

Clever cat removes wooden bar and f***en unlocks door for owner

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As you probably know, we’re pretty bloody quick to brand all cats as c**ts here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Well, it might be time for us to rescind on that a little. The reason for that is an awesome little video that’s cur...