Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest prank is his most ridiculous yet

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There’s a lot of talk about Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest series, Who is America? right now, and with stunts and pranks as over the bloody top and as ridiculously outlandish as the complete f**ken gem he pulled on a coup...

Bloke walks into Town Council meeting and argues for legalisation of handjobs

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The beauty of a true, functioning democracy is that everyone really CAN have their say. Your opinion might be unpopular, it might be childish, it might be a stitch-up by your mates, but you’re entitled to put it to a ...

Man rigs Maccas monopoly game for $32 million

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Bloody hell, this Mcstory has got all the ingredients necessary to make a McDonald’s themed sequel to Office Space. Did you hear about the cheeky inside con-job from the Maccas worker who handled the McDonald’s Monopo...

Meet Maxdonna – the dog whose impersonations of Madonna are f**ken mint

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Some people dedicate their lives to the art of mimicry and impersonation. They work hard at that sh*t, and they drop lots and lots of coin on it, but every now and then along comes a natural. An impersonator who doesn...

$1500 Telsa surfboards sells out instantly

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F**ken Tesla – the technology giant, not the fairly decent rock band – have set themselves up as one of the primo environmentally-friendly and socially woke companies of the modern era. With tonnes of cool inventions,...

Monkey steals a bike, fends off a dog and rides off like a f*cken boss

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Riding a bike is one of those things that everyone has to learn. It’s also one of the things that you really shouldn’t forget. But how would you manage riding your pushy around a tiny little area while an annoying-as-...

Bloke reported by woman as burglar turns out to be lazy husband

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Those of you who are married or partnered up will know how hard it can be to find somewhere between 5 minutes and 8 hours of free time to play video games. For reasons that are hard to discern, some wives just don’t l...

Worms frozen in permafrost for over 40,000 years brought back to life by scientists

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G’day ladies and gents, how ya doing today? If you’ve ever woken up after a really bloody long sleep and felt a bit groggy, spare a thought for two Russian nematodes revived by scientists in Moscow. They’ve been broug...

Biker brilliantly confronts SUV driver who tries to cut traffic

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Ladies and wankers, if you need any more proof that drivers these days are getting more entitled, more likely to take risks, and less likely to give a f**k, you only need to watch this video. Thankfully, there are som...

Nerdy kid beats the sh*t out of shirtless “tough guy”

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It’s that time again, blokes and blokettes. Grab your popcorn, grab your beverage, and settle the f**k down. It is fight night, and we’ve got two proper contenders for you in tonight’s edition of the show. In the firs...

These ‘Days Without Sex’ memes sum up not getting laid perfectly

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Whether you’ve pissed off the misso, have a face like a bag of marbles, or just keep getting friend-zoned, there’s a good chance you know what it’s like to have a dry spell when it comes to dipping your wick, planting...

Queen’s guard shoves the sh*t out of sheila in his way

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Making fun of the Queen’s Guard is pretty much a standard comedy routine. After all, they’re nice harmless cosplayers who are basically the human version of the traditional British phone box. They wear red, they’re st...

Twelve reasons Japanese culture is f*cken awesome

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It's not really a secret that things are done differently in Japan, but there's an awful lot more to Japan than weird porn, used underwear vending machines, sushi and anime. Behind the stuff we know about is a culture...

Man hilariously pranks Internet scammer

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By now, trolling an internet scammer has almost become a rite of passage, but when it’s done well, it can still be bloody enjoyable to see someone who so thoroughly deserves it have the piss ripped out of them. Which ...

Chinese company builds 350ft tall waterfall on the side of a skyscraper

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When you’re trying to spruce up your humble abode, there’s nothing quite as eye-catching and dramatic as a lovely water feature to really give it some panache. The folks in charge of aesthetics at the Liebian Building...