Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Legendary bloke who planted a tree every day for 40 years has created an unbelievable forest

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True dedication, that undying commitment to a goal, is a rare trait. Sure, there are blokes and blokettes out there who work hard for things and devote plenty of time to them, but how many of you can say you know some...

10 year old boy left horrified by barber’s brilliant prank

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We love a bloody good prank here at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s one of the reasons we got into this gig in the first place. Watching people pull awesome pranks on each other and reviewing the sh*t out of them is as big a p...

Japanese bloke transforms brand logos into useful items

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Let’s face it; we live in a world saturated by advertising and branding. It doesn’t matter where you look, you’re more often than not surrounded by bloody logos. There are probably dozens around you right now. But whi...

People in zorb balls getting nailed by bulls is f*cken brilliant

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The creativity of the human mind is a marvelous bloody thing. Some say it knows no bounds. That’s probs bullsh*t though. What makes the human mind such a master of adaptation, of evolution, of infinite initiative is i...

Mother squirts milk at strangers who complain about her breastfeeding in public

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Ah, breastfeeding. It really is one of those things that still divides society on a moral and ethical level. To some, it’s an act that, no matter how fundamental to parenting, should be performed discretely; preferabl...

Legendary dog surfs as therapy to recover from attack that scarred him

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Dogs are bloody awesome and everyone knows it, but every once in a while, the internet brings up a dog who really steps things up a notch. With that in mind, meet Jojo. This legend of a doggo has 75 thousand Instagram...

Russian couple have been raising a f*cken orphaned bear for over 20 years

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G’day blokes and blokettes. Have you realised that we haven’t been to Russia in bloody yonks? Well, seeing as it’s been too long between crazy car crashes, full-on fights or bloody bear stories, we’ve got something he...

Terrifying footage of “fire tornado” ripping through California looks like hell on Earth

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Holy sh*tballs, blokes and blokettes. Have you seen the f**ken fire that’s been tearing its way through California over the last week or so? It’s forced the evacuation of thousands upon thousands of citizens and shows...

Two old blokes escape the nursing home for German metal festival

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F**K YES!!! It’s summer in Europe, and that means the metal festivals are in full swing. And whether you love metal or you’re one of those who just doesn’t get it (it’s OK, not everyone is cool enough), you have to ad...

Cop busy texting on his phone drives his car straight into a cyclist

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Of all the people in the world who most definitely should not be using their mobile phone while they drive, you’d have to say the boys in blue are right up there. They’re supposed to be role models, exemplary citizens...

Snoop Dogg and Jamie Foxx freestyle an entire song on radio show and nail it

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It’s no bloody secret that when you’ve got Snoop Dogg on your radio show, you’re hoping for some pure gold. You want the hip-hop legend to give you something that’ll make his interview with you truly bloody special. I...

The world’s smallest condom has hit the shops

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In news that’s sure to make for a few awkward discussions at the counter, the world’s smallest condom has finally hit stores. At about half the size of existing condoms designed for the smaller phallus, and marketed a...

People are jumping out of moving cars because of a Drake song

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If you’ve ever been on a road-trip with the boys and the wrong bloke has been DJ, you know what it’s like to feel like you need to jump out of a moving car because of the music. Of course, you’ve probably never done i...

Vietnam’s new f*cken stunning bridge looks like something from Lord of the Rings

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We all know that Kiwiland (New Zealand for the politically correct among you), is the place to go for everything Lord of the Rings. The landscapes there are so close to Tolkien’s descriptions, you could set a film bas...

The CDC has warned people to stop washing and reusing their condoms

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Good evening blokes and blokettes, how ya doing? In today’s absolutely horrifying news, the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention, America’s number one health organisation, has tweeted a reminder that you should n...