Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

This stunning treehouse in Bali is a bloody bargain for just $50 per night

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It’s no bloody secret that plenty of Ozzies love Bali. F**k, you could even say they love it long time! Every year, many celebrating school graduates head there to get f**ked up on cheap piss and swindled by a dodgy l...

The first pictures of the $A1.4 billion Star Wars attraction have emerged

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Bloody Star Wars is easily one of the most beloved film franchises in existence. Its biggest fans aren’t just bloody keen on it, they’re full on f**ken crazy about it, and, to be fair, even a casual fan of the movies ...

Battery experiment proves how f**ked your insides are if swallowed

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Rightio, mums and dads, it’s time for one of Ozzy Man Reviews' lessons in parenting. As you know, kids are pretty bloody stupid. Now, don’t get offended at that. It’s just a fact. Even a smart kid is pretty f**ken dum...

Navy pilots have been reporting UFO sightings on a ‘daily basis’

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F**ken UFOs are an interesting phenomenon if there ever was one. Some blokes and blokettes would swear blind that these bloody things are interplanetary visitors here to mutilate cows and probe anuses. Others reckon t...

Dirt biker misjudges the terrain and accidentally launches himself off a 40-foot cliff

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Homer Simpson’s epic double face-plant down a cliff-face is one of the iconic moments of 90s comedy. It’s one we’ve all seen f**ken dozens of times, and we’ve all bloody laughed at it. At the risk of sounding like Cap...

This bloke makes throwing and catching a boomerang look like a thing of beauty!

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We’re not gonna bulls**t you, we know that in many circles boomerangs are f**ken synonymous with Ozzyland. Our tourist shops are full of the c**ts, they feature pretty heavily in images showing the Ozzy stereotype and...

Blokes desperate to grow beards claim to have found a remedy for patchy face hair!

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It’s no secret; the blokes out there who can’t sprout a manly beard are fair dinkum inferior to those of us who can. Even science reckons those dudes aren’t as healthy or handsome as bearded f**kers, so it’s no surpri...

TV Reporter accidentally exposes Kung Fu ‘master’ on live television

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Most of us are pretty bloody aware that showbiz and the world of entertainment is full of smoke, mirrors, trickery and bulls**t. It’s one of those things we’ve just sort of come to accept, but when someone’s making ou...

These sheilas handled requests for nudes like f**ken legends

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We talk a fair bit of s**t on this site, but when we talk about sheilas having to put up with way too much crap from blokes on the internet, we really mean it. Yeah, nah, we understand some sheilas might be keen on yo...

This cinema in the U.S lets you take your dog and drink unlimited booze

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Everyone out there in the comments section knows we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. And, in fairness, why wouldn’t we? There’s a reason dogs are known as man’s best friend. They’re f**ken grouse. Need someo...

63-year-old millionaire proposes to 25-year-old reality star on red carpet at Cannes

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A lot is said about love these days. Some think it’s been cheapened by the ever-evolving nature of society. Some, though, they reckon it’s only been strengthened. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re not exactly sure where...

Weatherman takes to the air to respond to pissed off viewers “trying to watch the game”

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There’s an old adage that suggests you can’t please everyone all the time. By extension, and in line with what your old man might have said to you, if that’s the case, please yourself and if some people don’t like it,...

This is how a number of key places in Game of Thrones look in real life

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One of the things that’s all too easy to forget when you’re watching some epic fantasy s**t play out on the screen is that not all of the locations are CGI or cleverly designed production sets. Yeah, nah, we all know ...

Meet the f***en Goliath Birdeater, largest tarantula in the world

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We joke a lot about out f**k-off huge spiders here in Ozzyland, but although we hold our own when it comes to the most venomous spiders – with the Sydney Funnel-Web coming in at a respectable 2nd place – we don’t real...

These real-life conversations overheard in Los Angeles are f**ken gold

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Listening to other people’s conversations is probably one of the only things that really qualifies as a guilty pleasure. Unlike watching s**tty television, listening to other people’s problems, thoughts and private di...