Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

Raccoons suspected of having rabies were actually just drunk as f**k

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Here in Ozzy Land, we’re not shy about the fact we like to get a little bit pickled at the end of a particularly hard slog at work, and we love that around the world, there are loads of others like us. After all, what...

Legendary firefighter rescues cat from US wildfire, now she won’t leave him alone

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It’s pretty f**ken hard to find positive news stories in the wake of the fires that have torn through California in recent weeks. Having been racked by nasty-as-f**k fires ourselves on more than a few occasions, it’s ...

Bloke scratches wife’s anus in public, she smells his finger

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Ya know, the world loves to think that once you’ve been with someone for a while it’s okay to develop all sorts of kinks and ‘common bedroom interests’ and to an extent it probably is. But, let’s be fair dinkum for a ...

Ancient tablet contains first recorded customer complaint

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If you’ve ever been short-changed, ripped-off or sold an inferior product, you’ll know just how bloody frustrating going to the shops can be. Just today, I saw a mechanic have a proper f**ken whinge at the deli assist...

A man has been killed attempting to convert extremely isolated tribe to christianity

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Like it or not, the world is f**ken chock-a-block with extremely dangerous places. Usually, when we’re warned to stay away from certain places – and people – because of the simple fact that the going there is likely t...

Russian bikini sheila bounces off frozen lake after trying to jump in it

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One of the best things about the internet is that it’s absolutely balls to the wall, chock-a-block full of potentially great stunts that f**ken backfire on the blokes – or in this case, blokettes – who are trying to p...

NASA publishes the greatest PR video of all time

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We probably don’t tend to think about it much these days, but f**ken space travel is pretty bloody rad. To take part in it, you’ve got to be smarter than at least two average people, reasonably fit, okay with possibly...

Autistic man sues gym after being called ‘stupid’, acts as own lawyer and wins

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We all know what it’s like to have some schmuck give you sh*t in front of people just so they can feel better about themselves. Most of the time it’s a sh**ty situation (a sh*tuation) and there’s not much you can do a...

Blokes mugshot goes viral because of his ridiculously big neck

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For obvious reasons, it’s been f**ken yonks since we heard anyone say ‘nek minnit’ here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but if this mother**ker’s viral mugshot is anything to go by, he’s bringing it back around. Deadset, have a ...

These childhood photos are f**ken mint!

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We can’t remember where exactly we heard it, but at some point in the not-too-distant past, we heard an adage that basically said that as you grow up, you’ll always look back on your past self and feel a little bit em...

Police pose as window-washers to bust drivers on their phones

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If you’ve ever seen a bloody good movie, you’ve probably heard of the idea of undercover cops. These legendary masters of intrigue and subterfuge are the cops right at the coal-face of the fight against crime. They’re...

Indonesian kids are drinking boiled sanitary pad water to get high

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Some f**ken blokes will go to great lengths to get a buzz on. Deadset, it seems that no matter how bloody rank, gross or outright disgusting a practice is, there are people out there who’ll give it a f**ken crack if i...

Steve Irwin’s son Bob is an award winning photographer

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Make no mistake about it, ya big bloody dickheads. We f**ken love Steve Irwin here at Ozzy Man Reviews, not only because the bloody legend was local, but because he was, without a doubt, the king of the top f**ken blo...

Couple and homeless man charged with conspiracy over $550,000 GoFundMe

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You may remember a while back a ‘paying it forward’ Go-Fund-Me campaign designed to help homeless bloke, Johnny Bobbitt Jr, get back on his feet, turned into the feel-good story of the summer. It had all the makings o...

11 year old boy takes car for joyride after mum takes away PlayStation

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G’day ya bloody legendary dingbats, how the f**k are ya? Hopefully you’re good, and you’re not spending time in the doghouse with ya mum or ya missus. Of course, we do want you to think back on your life as a young gr...