Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Farm owner makes grisly discovery inside a dead croc’s stomach

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When it comes to bloody crocodiliacs, you know we love ‘em here in Ozzyland. You probably also know that Crocodylus porosus, our very own saltwater crocodiles are pretty bloody revered for their ability to just munch ...

Cops arrest woman who calmly walked into the supermarket and PEED on the potatoes

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Just a few weeks ago, the internet was going bloody bananas over the trashy sheila who decided to lick some ice-cream and put it back on the shelf. We’re guessing you remember it, but if not, you can check out the sto...

Bloke jumps over a zoo fence and rides a giraffe

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Let’s be honest, when you’re a young whippersnapper, you might harbour fantasies of riding all sorts of awesome animals around as a mode of transport. It’s not like it’s unheard-of behaviour, after all. Loads of place...

This sheila had to put up with a guy trying to buy her iphone going nuts

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We’re gonna be straight up in this one, there’s some themes in this thread that are going to annoy those blokes who’ve got their head so deep in the sand, they fail to see that there are times when random dudes are f*...

Bloke attempts to cross an entire country in a straight line

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We all know that bloody maps have caused their fair share of problems over the years. And, yeah, we know that realistically it’s the people drawing ‘em who’ve caused dramas – and we don’t mean the cartographers – but ...

Bloke creates ‘volcano’ out of 16,000 matches and the result is bloody mint

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We all know that Dominos are pretty friggen hard to beat when it comes to items you can get a rad chain-reaction out of, but it’s important we don’t discount the match-head. Fair dinkum, the humble match-head often go...

Botched eyebrow makeover leaves sheila looking like an angry bird

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Man, you know we love to give everyone a fair go here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We’re proud of that, and we know that it’s important to give people due respect and understand that some things are out of their control. Dead...

Japan approves first ever experiment to create human-animal hybrids

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Usually when we talk about Japan, we’re commenting on their quirky little country and its myriad of awesome cultural practices and cool social customs. Today, though, we’re talking to you about something that’s potent...

Video of raw meat wiggling it’s way off the table is freaking people out

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If you’ve been around the internet long enough, you’ve seen all manner of s**t online. Deadset, if you were here in the days of the old Rotten.com, or if you’ve got sicko mates, there’s probably not too much online th...

These fake products found in real stores are f*@#en brilliant

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Let’s be honest, everyone loves a bloody good practical joke. Deadset, that’s probably one of the main reasons the internet has been so popular for so long. Yeah, nah, it’s not because it’s super convenient or full of...

Insta-Influencer exposes the truth behind those perfect photos with her side-by-side pics

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Everyone who knows anything knows that social media sites like Instagram – and the people on them - are often about as real as a silicon tit. Unfortunately, the world’s still full of people who know nothing. Unfortuna...

European theme park that’s even better than Disney’s getting a new ride

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Everyone loves a bloody good theme park. From Disneyland to Universal Studios and SeaWorld to Six Flags, bloody kids and families everywhere can enjoy the hell out of a day or two at one of these joints. So with news ...

Bloke built a bloody ripper backyard bar for just over $100

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There’s a lot of talk about what’s manly and what’s not these days, but no matter your taste in sport, literature, music, food or social circles, you have to admit that wanting a bar of your own is a pretty bloody man...

Sheila is called out by car dealership after leaving her sex toy in car

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From time to time, we all embarrass ourselves and that’s okay. We’re only human and we can’t all be perfect. We have flaws and as a result of that, we all do things we later regret. Still, while we know that more than...

According to this Aussie legend a big ‘Yowie’ is roaming the outback

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Like plenty of other places, we’ve got our own version of the bigfoot here in bloody Ozzyland. Deadset, we’ve got a big hairy cobber running around the forest, leaving carefully placed footprints in wet mud and terror...