Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

Scientists gave MDMA to octopuses – here’s what happened

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F**ken octopuses. These cheeky little buggers are sensational little creatures. About as clever as known life-forms under the sea come, they’re also about as far from humans biologically as any other creature on earth...

Some of the net’s best photos of babies that look like old b*stards

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Babies. Little miniature humans, freshly baked and ready to sleep, sh*t, scream, and eat their way through the next few months of a new parent's life. Despite that though, they somehow manage to pull it all off while ...

‘Laxatives in school lunch lemonade’ video gets 2.5 million views

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Pretty much every bloke ever has heard of laxatives and entertained the notion, nay, the dream, of dosing some poor b*stard up with a hefty serve of the bloody things in order to – quite literally – give them the sh*t...

Comedian ‘Eminem’ disses everyone and everything (Parody)

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Unless you’ve been living – and probably sleeping – under a rock for the last few weeks, you might have heard about a little bit of beef between hip-hop artists Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. The two rappers have been ...

The terrifying moment bloke feeds grasshopper to spider

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We’ve spoken before on this very website about spiders and the fact that they are f**ken machines when it comes to killing the sh*t out of their prey, terrifying wives and girlfriends everywhere, and looking like they...

Bloke reckons he’s found the Aussie “Yowie” Bigfoot

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The bigfoot! The sasquatch! The abominable f**ken snowman! You’ve probably heard of these famous bloody cryptids. Most people have. What you might not realise is that we’ve got our own version here in Ozzyland. Nah, y...

F*cken legend saves dogs from certain death in hurricane florence floodwaters

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We’ve mentioned before that flooding is a f**ken nasty business. When those waters come rushing in, sweeping all before them and destroying houses and homes; the helicopters fly overhead to rescue the lucky ones, and ...

Your relationship is making you fat: it’s science

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Those of you who are all loved up, and have been for a while, may have noticed there’s a little more cushion for the pushin’ lately. Even if you’re not – and are still so skinny dudes can smell the sh*t through your r...

Biggest ever bath-bomb chucked into swimming pool

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G’day, blokes and blokettes, how ya bloody doing ya big bloody dickheads? We’ve had a long, hard day at work here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and we need a nice relaxing soak in some nice relaxing bath salts, to help gee us ...

Weatherman Busted Faking The Winds From Florence

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During a f**ked up storm like Florence, you wanna make sure you’re not putting yourself in harm’s way, you’re only venturing outside when you really have to, and you’re taking care of you and your own. It’s easy to do...

Elderly Slayer Fan Experiences First Mosh Pit – From Her Wheelchair!

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Whether or not you’re into your metal, there’s a good chance you’ve heard of the band Slayer. As one of the true iconic veterans of the genre, they’ve sold millions of records, inspired countless imitators, and even h...

This is how you rock: watch a punk singer catch a flying beer and down it!

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The facts are in and live music is widely recognised as being ‘pretty f**ken good’. Not only does a live gig present you with the opportunity to watch bands rock the f**k out on a live stage, it also presents you with...

Fed up cyclist attaches air-horn to bike to get pedestrians to move out of the way

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Everyone knows there are loads of benefits to riding a bike as a mode of transport. Obviously, you save money on fuel, it’s great for your health, the environment appreciates it, and you help eliminate at least a litt...

Trump’s double fist-pump has become a photoshopped meme

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One of the things we notice when we’re reading the comments on Ozzy Man’s Facebook page is that it doesn’t matter what the topic is, some of you guys find a way to bring Trump into it. And yeah, we know, everything th...

Pregnant woman finds dead rat in soup, restaurant offers to pay for abortion

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Eating out is one of those things that’s no longer ‘just for special occasions’. It’s a bona fide part of life. Grocery shopping sucks balls, cooking takes time, and really, f**k that sh*t. With tonnes of great food e...

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