Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

Kim Jong Un’s bodyguards run alongside his limo as he heads for lunch

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Things have been pretty serious on the Korean Peninsula for a while now. There’s been US Submarines, North Korean weapons tests, threats of war, and intense conversations between the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, ...

Man jailed after middle finger salute to speed camera

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G’day, Chuck here. Tell me, cobbers, what are your thoughts on speed cameras? Do you see a need for ‘em? Do you begrudgingly accept their existence? Do you outright hate the f**ken things enough to dedicate eight ...

China has started punishing jaywalkers by spraying them with cold water for crossing at red lights

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To me, jaywalking has always seemed like a victimless crime. There’s probably a good argument it shouldn’t even be a crime considering it’s one of the first lessons most kids receive from their olds. Right after ‘good...

People take LSD and try to assemble IKEA furniture

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People do strange things for the internet. They debase themselves. They perform kooky experiments. They ‘react’ to other videos. And, wouldn’t you know it; they even take drugs and assemble Ikea furniture. Hike...

12 year old boy steals credit card and goes on Bali holiday after fight with mum

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Remember being told ‘no’ as a kid? For most of us, it was a routine part of life. Questions like ‘Mum, can I have a muesli bar?’ ‘Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?’ or ‘Can I please not eat my Brussels sprouts?’ all...

20 year old bloke attacked by shark, bear and snake in three years

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I don’t know about you, but I’d consider any single attack from a deadly snake, big-ass bear or ravenous shark a pretty unfortunate event. If I experienced all three, I’d ask myself what sort of old school big game tr...

Tourists busted on camera doing the dirty during police raid on Thai swinger orgy

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Mate! Mate! Mate! Isn’t that a headline that just about has it all? Down below you’ll find a video containing a sh**load of tourists – including dozens from Pommyland – caught with their pants down after Thai police w...

Huge Wild Boar Caught Rummaging Through a Bin

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We all know that wild boars can get pretty bloody big, but new footage from Hong Kong has revealed just how gargantuan they can get. The video footage, which you can view down below, was filmed outside a school in Hon...

Going To The Gym Is a Sign of Being Gay, Says This Malaysian Newspaper

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In a timely reminder that not everywhere around the world is as sophisticated as us here in Ozzyland, a Malaysian newspaper has published a gay-spotter’s checklist that’ll help gay dudes work out who is and who isn’t ...

Huge English Supermarket Faces Backlash Over ‘Sexist’ Trolley Instructions

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The latest storm in the teacup that is social media concerns everyone’s favourite subject, gender neutrality. You know, that awesome topic that always ends with a common sense discussion… Tesco is basically one...

Lions Maul Poacher Hunting Them, Then Leave Ironic ‘Trophy’ Behind

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Instead of the usual animal v animal throwdown here on Ozzyman.com, we’re bringing you something way more hardcore today. A story way more extreme, something featuring a pride of deadly lions and one karmic-retribu...

Giant Anaconda Ambushes Crocodile Underwater and Swallows It Whole

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The anaconda, one of the most feared non-venomous snakes in the world, is renowned as the star of a seminal Ice Cube movie and a dodgy pop song, but its status as the biggest, heaviest man-eating snake in the world is...

New Research Shows McDonald’s Fries May Actually Help Cure Baldness

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In today’s bullsh** viral news, it turns out that McDonald's chips can now help cure baldness thanks to a magical chemical added to their food. Yep, you read that right. Maccas chips could help cure baldness. It’s ...

These Are Some Of The Most F*cked Up Pictures You’ll See On The Internet

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We all know the internet is a dodgy, dodgy place. It’s full of bad advice, fake news, swearing, smut and scams. But even with all of that to scare you off, there’s nothing quite as bad as a disturbing photo of a gross...

Driver Traps Fuming Motorcyclist Inside Double-Decker Bus After Road Rage Incident

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Those of you who’ve ridden motorcycles know there’s nothing worse than a bloody idiot who pulls out in front of you even though they’ve clearly seen you – particularly if they’ve done it in the wet.  You probably a...