Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

This is how a number of key places in Game of Thrones look in real life

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One of the things that’s all too easy to forget when you’re watching some epic fantasy s**t play out on the screen is that not all of the locations are CGI or cleverly designed production sets. Yeah, nah, we all know ...

Meet the f***en Goliath Birdeater, largest tarantula in the world

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We joke a lot about out f**k-off huge spiders here in Ozzyland, but although we hold our own when it comes to the most venomous spiders – with the Sydney Funnel-Web coming in at a respectable 2nd place – we don’t real...

These real-life conversations overheard in Los Angeles are f**ken gold

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Listening to other people’s conversations is probably one of the only things that really qualifies as a guilty pleasure. Unlike watching s**tty television, listening to other people’s problems, thoughts and private di...

McDonald’s has opened a tiny ‘restaurant’ for bees

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The idea that bees are pretty bloody important has been with us for a while. So has the idea that bee populations are heading to Destination F**ked. Fortunately, some people are working hard to rectify that and we’ve ...

Hotel manager posts perfect response online to bad review

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A bad review on the internet can open a whole kettle of dodgy fish for the business on the receiving end of it. A few correctly spun words can easily have a business going into damage-control, losing guests, losing re...

Bloke discovers on live podcast that he’s been s**tting wrong his whole life

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One of the things that divides us civilised folk from the savages out there is the way we handle our trips to the porcelain throne-room. Deadset, while groups of us are s**tting the right way and cleaning up after our...

Someone has compared Game Of Thrones scenes to Shrek and the similarities are f***en uncanny

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Back when Shrek first hit the screens, it blew minds with its clever-as-f**k fracturing of everyone’s favourite fairy tales, spot-on humour and kick-ass story. Deadset, this one pretty much broke the mould for CGI mov...

Dude wakes up from a night on the sauce to discover his package chopped off!

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We’ve all heard of drunken horror stories. S**t, we’ve featured more than a few on here. The act of waking up after a night on the bloody sauce to discover something unsavoury has happened is a common ailment of the y...

Maisie Williams asks internet for GoT memes, receives hundreds of hilarious replies

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Despite the fact we’ve just had an election here in Ozzyland, conservative states in the US are peeling back women’s rights, and Libya is descending into war, the biggest news of the last week was undoubtedly the fina...

Amazon tribe wins lawsuit against oil company, saving millions of acres of Rainforest

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Can we get a F**K YES for the Waorani people of Pastaza or what? These bloody legends, a tribe living in an Ecuadorian stretch of the Amazon have just given the big ‘Yeah-nah-f**k-off’ to some big rich oil barons and,...

The memes that remind us that the struggles of being a 90s kid were f***en real

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It’s no secret that every old b**tard you know reckons they had it way tougher back in their day than you do. That’s probably true. Some people had to deal with some really poxy s**t. Those 90s kids, though, they occu...

Bloke finds out the hard way you don’t want to snoop through old pics on your GFs phone

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Anyone with any sense of common decency knows that you don’t bloody well swipe through someone else’s photo gallery. It’s just not the done thing, and if you do go ahead and do it, whether it’s an ‘accident’ or not, y...

“Wild Charles” almost loses an appendage “exercising” a giant Alligator

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We all know that you should never smile with a bloody crocodile, but in our rush to talk about the big bloody salties we have over here in the land of Oz, we sometimes forget just how f**ken mean a full-grown American...

This footage of Halle Berry training for John Wick 3 is f**ken badass

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We f**ken love the John Wick movies here at Ozzy Man Reviews. They’ve got Keanu, they’ve got crazy over-the-bloody-top action and they’ve got tonnes of awesome characters to flesh out the plot.  In the latest insta...

There’s a f***en secret ingredient hiding in aluminium cans

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You know, we’ve talked before about the fact we take a lot of s**t in life for granted, and we stand by that here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Seriously, we rarely even bother to consider how s**t works or what feats of engin...