Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Schoolkid makes over £61,000 after learning how to trade on YouTube

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To most of us, the share market can seem like a pretty daunting prospect. It’s almost like a mythical land that seems full of pitfalls, traps and shysters ready to steal your cash, but it turns out that Edward Rickett...

74-Year-Old legend is on world’s longest pub crawl, has visited 51,000 pubs

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For some people, beer is life. Here in Ozzyland, we can respect that. After all, nothing goes down better than a nice cold pint after a hard day’s work. And, yeah, we know the stereotype is that you bloody Pommy b**ta...

Bloke sues wife for tricking him into raising three kids as his own

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Bloody hell, this story’s one of those that doesn’t really have a happy ending for anyone involved, so if you’re here for the feel-good stuff, you’re either gonna have to cope with a sad situation or hang around for t...

15,000 scientists just issued a huge f**ken ‘warning to humanity’

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As humans, we’re all pretty bloody guilty of not necessarily doing what’s best for the planet. There’s no use denying it, but we’ve let things get pretty out of control for a while now. Yeah, nah, despite the fact loa...

Millennials expecting baby get roasted for asking neighbours to cook for them

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Community. It’s really what makes the world go round. Everyone working towards a common cause, helping each other out in times of need and knowing that people will have your back when it's most necessary. Of course, t...

Two of the world’s strongest men were sat next to each other in economy class

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Even the smallest little bugger has a hard time squishing into most airline seats, and when you’re next to a big bloke – or blokette – it’s never fun. So, you’ve got to love the circumstances that put two of the world...

This sheila’s anti-selfies are funny as f**k

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For some people, travel is all about the selfie. It seems these folks just can’t take a decent pic of a famous landmark or location without trying to get themselves in it. Seriously, it’s such a phenomenon, that it’s ...

This Ozzy bloke built a f***en working hovercraft in his garage

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It’s probably a fair call to say that the ability to build cool s**t is often seen as one of those skills that gets you automatic points on your man-card. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon that’s about f**ken right,...

Sheila claims God spared the cross in Notre Dame fire, the Internet bloody roasted her

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First up, let’s get this one clear. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we don’t give a flying f**k what you choose to believe happens once you die and where you think you’re going once you do take that big swan-dive into the p...

American burger joint releasing ‘special’ burger on 4/20

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Anyone who’s ever chonged on, ripped a few cones, choofed a few buckets or shared a spliff with their mates knows that a trip to the local burger joint is all part of the fun. You can load up on thickshakes, cheesebur...

This Twitter ‘life hack’ explains how to get creases out of your sneakers

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Shoes. These days, most of us in the civilised world wear them. Obviously, you bogans in Queensland kinda see them as an optional extra, but most of us love a good pair of shoes. It’s not even a stretch to suggest tha...

Bloke from Florida gets arrested for RKO’ing an inflatable Alligator

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One bonza meme from the other side of the pond that we see here in Ozzyland a fair bit concerns the many and varied tales of Florida man. To us, Florida man seems like a bit of a classic. If there’s something base, cl...

Swarms of octopus are taking over the ocean

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If you don’t already know that octopuses are pretty f**ken grouse creatures that are way smarter than your average cephalopod, you must have been living under a big bloody rock. Except, surprise mother**ker, that rock...

Huawei’s new 50x zoom camera phone sparks massive privacy concerns

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You might remember a while ago, we showed you an awesome image of Shanghai that allowed viewers to zoom in really f**ken close on blokes and sheilas all over the city. Now, when we showed you that, the technology didn...

Scientists have created world’s first 3D-printed heart using patient’s own cells

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Although some may be black, some may be cold, some may be big and some may be dead, we all have a heart of some description. And, in fairness, regardless of how yours is described by your peers and detractors, it’s pr...