Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Russian Deep-Sea Fisherman Catches Some F**ked Up Sh*t!

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The deepest darks of the ocean are often cited as the last frontier on our big wet planet. They’re supposed to shelter some potentially terrifying beasties that look like they’ve fallen out of the ugly tree, hit every...

Sheila uncovers epic way to get out of parking fine

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Local councils around the world love to tell you exactly when and where you can park your car. And that’s fair enough. It’s also fair enough that some blokes and blokettes roll the dice, flip the coin, and play the ca...

People are sharing hilarious stock images of their jobs

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Ah, the internet stock image. You’ve gotta say, they’ve certainly added a certain impressionistic style to the world wide web. We’re not exactly sure what they’re trying to create an impressionistic view of, but appar...

Couple unable to get pregnant for years find out they were doing it wrong

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Making babies is one of those things that seems to be so easy people manage to do it by mistake all the time. Sh*t, plenty of you blokes and sheilas probably wouldn’t be here if they didn’t. If you’re looking for an e...

Nigerian scammer scams banker out of $242 million bucks

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One of the best things about the internet is how easy it makes it to marry a Nigerian prince or win the Nigerian lottery. I dunno about you, but I must have won that thing several times over by now. Of course, most of...

Magician and flash mob audience convince bloke he has turned invisible

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All right, we all know invisibility is bullsh*t, but what would it take you to think it’s not? Rightio, whatever your answer there was, take it a step further: what would it take for you to believe that you’re invisib...

Bloke gets busted havin’ an Instagram perv on the toilet by his missus in the next room

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The wonders of modern technology are bloody amazing. No matter where you are in the world, you can keep in touch with those around you. You can see photos and images and interact with people like never before. But tha...

Bloke jumps 25,000ft From Airplane without a f*cken parachute, survives

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Some people are born with a desire to live life on the edge, a real penchant for putting themselves in the mouth of danger, a fetish for adrenaline-fuelled situations that’ll mean you’re finished if you f**k it up! ...

Redditors who have been clinically dead share their ‘afterlife’ experiences

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Death. Going beyond the veil, crossing the Jordan, biting the big one, kicking the bucket, pushing up daisies, becoming food for worms or joining the great majority; whatever you want to call it, it’s the end. It’...

Bloke’s mates prank him with dissolvable swimming shorts while on holiday

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The best thing about having a group of mates hanging out and drinking together has to be the banter. Providing every wanker is down with it, and no one’s gonna take offence, some of the best insults you’ll ever re...

Even the original auditions for Superbad were f*cken hilarious

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Superbad has to be one of the most iconic comedy movies of our era. Featuring three foulmouthed kids desperate to get drunk, score chicks and get laid before they finish high school for ever, its success ensured t...

Bloke has a f*cken 25 year old cyst popped

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Ladies, wankers, how the f**k are ya? Hopefully you’re good and you’re ready to see some gross as f**k sh*t. Yeah, nah, I hope you haven’t eaten. I hope you’re not squeamish. I hope you’re not a big fan of cream chees...

Video footage shows ants performing some sort of ritual on a dead bee

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Death. It really does affect us all. And it affects us all in different ways. Across individuals and across cultures, we all respond to death differently. Some of you might need to respond to death by wrapping it in a...

Russian arms firm Kalashnikov unveils 13ft walking soldier robot

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Bloody Russia! The country that never disappoints when it comes to its internet contributions. And we mean that. Sometimes a country’s internet fodder is a little weak and fails to inspire pants-sh***ing terror in the...

Footage of tarantula shedding its skin is f*cken terrifying

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There’s a bloody good reason spiders and spider-like monsters are meat and f**ken potatoes stock monsters for the horror genre, heavy metal and Halloween. They’re spectacular predators that scare the sh*t out of tonne...