Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

“Single Mum” tries to scam person she bought couch from with fag bugs, backfires beautifully

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Bloody scammers are a strange breed of human. Deadset, while these cheeky buggers have the poor intention of ripping people off – often for quite large sums of cash – they frequently find themselves as comic foils in ...

These people reckon pop culture has ruined their names

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Bloody names are funny things aren’t they? Depending on where and when you were born, your name’s probably gonna follow some sort of cultural or social trend or tradition. That’s pretty normal and it goes a long way t...

There’s a Facebook group filled with blokes who look sort of like Adam Sandler

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Adam Sandler. Let’s be honest, he’s a pretty divisive character. Deadset, there are loads of people who are pretty much convinced he’s just awful, but then there are those who know that although his new movies might n...

Some people claim they can’t see the leopard in this picture

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Mate, you know as well as we do that bloody camouflage is a pretty friggen cool invention. Seriously, there’s something pretty rad about a natural way to hide amongst your environment, and that’s true whether you’re t...

Greta Thunberg’s famous speech has been transformed into a Swedish death metal song

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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful boofheads, today, we’re starting our day off right: with a healthy dose of that Swedish death metal we all know and love. Forget following Entombed down the left-hand path to Opeth’s Da...

Japan has a robot sumo wrestling league and it’s bloody intense

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When you think of sumo wrestling, you probably don’t think of words like ‘speed’ or ‘agility’, and that’s okay. Not all sports have to be about pace and deftness. Sometimes leverage and power is important, but it seem...

Sheila has shared her cheap hack to stop spiders coming in her house

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As you know, we’ve got some pretty bloody heinous spiders here in Ozzyland. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not trying to brag, but we’re pretty proud of our eight-legged friends. Still, we can’t claim to be the only place ...

Bloody brilliant video shows sleeping Octopus changing colours while dreaming

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By this stage, pretty much everyone and their dog knows that Octopuses are pretty bloody clever animals. They’ve got problem-solving skills, the ability to change their colour, the ability to reshape their bodies in g...

Passengers organise ‘whip-around’ for staff who just found out they’re redundant

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You may or may not be aware, but Thomas Cook, one of the UK’s bigger airlines has been doing it a bit tough recently. And, to be fair, there’s been loads of s**t going on. We’re not here to focus on all the ins and ou...

Step Brothers is still a fan-favourite and with quotes like this it’s easy to see why

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For those of us of a certain vintage, it’s pretty bloody difficult to forget the glut of character-driven comedies popularised by the stars of Saturday Night Live. Some, obviously, were better than others, but you’ve ...

MegaBots’ 15-foot battle robots are up for sale on eBay!

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On the face of it, there’s probably not too many things are cooler than the prospect of giant robots fighting each other to the death, even if those robots are piloted by people. That’s probably why the initial excite...

It turns out this viral AI tool has become racist

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One of the things we humans often praise ourselves for is our brilliance at developing sophisticated technology. Deadset, we’re always patting ourselves on the back and saying, ‘have a look at this cool s**t, bro.’ Ho...

Photographer shoots same pics with iPhone 11 camera and pro DSLR, compares results

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As you’re no doubt aware, the new iPhone 11 is out and it’s got a whole new whizz-bang camera set-up. We’re not techies, so we don’t really know the ins and outs of it, but you’re bound to have an Apple devotee in you...

Sheila abandons adopted 11y/o, claims girl was actually 22y/o sociopath

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All right, ya big scaredy-cats, we know Halloween isn’t here for another month or so, but if this story isn’t one that gets the hairs on the back of your neck standing to attention, we reckon you’ve either got balls o...

Politician sues Youtuber who released video calling him a ‘dense humpty dumpty’

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As you may be aware, politics in Ozzyland can be a bloody strange place. Obviously, it’s rife with backstabbing, baby-hugging and hardhat-wearing d-bags who love nothing more getting paid s**t-tonnes of money for doin...