Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

Nobody knows why the f*ck Earth just rang like a bell

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Earth. It’s a planet shrouded in mysteries, wrapped up in enigmas, and enveloped in f**ken conundrums. While our greatest scientists work hard to get to the bottom of these seemingly unanswerable questions and hypothe...

“My sex doll is much better than my wife”

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We’ve spoken out about how bloody cool we think Japan is here at Ozzy Man Reviews on a number of occasions. That’s why we hope those legends will forgive us when we reiterate one very important fact. Some of their kin...

Man discovers a family of mice living in his backyard, builds them an epic village

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re not fooling anyone. All of you big cuddly b*stards know we really like our wildlife. On top of that, if you know us, you’ll know we don’t discriminate between Ozzy wildlife and the wild...

Ozzy town comes up with a f*cken ripper pollution solution

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No matter where you are in the world, you’re probably pretty unlikely to find someone who likes pollution. It’s unsightly, it’s bad for the environment, and even if you make your money from entrepreneurial enterprises...

All humans have the same parents, scientists claim

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G’day, ya big bloody boofheads. We hope you’ve brought your lab coats today, because we’re gonna check out some of the latest goss from the world of Science. What’s that goss exactly? Well, it seems a couple of blokes...

F**k off big cow is too big to be slaughtered

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The list of things the average bloke or blokette needs to know about cows, cattle and bulls is pretty f**ken simple: they taste great, they piss milk, they hate little Spanish c**ts with red flags and swords, their be...

“Insane”: return shot goes viral, divides the table tennis community

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Despite its seemingly simple set-up, anyone who’s played even the most casual game of table tennis knows it’s a pretty f**ken intense game. Deadset, whether you’re playing one of the beer-pong varieties, competing wit...

Somebody has compared The Lion King 2019 to the 1994 animation side by side

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400 f**ken years ago, the greatest playwright of all time, William Bloody Shakespeare penned an absolute pearler of a tragedy by the name of Hamlet. We reckon he knew he had something pretty spesh on his hands, but ev...

Police make a run for it as attempt to recover body of man killed by tribe goes wrong

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By now, we’ve all heard about the foolish but still bloody tragic demise of American missionary John Chau. It’s been all over the internet in recent days and there’s been a wealth of memes, some callous commentary and...

Blokes arrested in front of kids by mall cop who falsely accuses him of stealing

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You probably don’t have to go far to find someone who’s been falsely accused of something in their life. We all know someone who’s been in that situation, and whether it’s a little accusation and you’ve been blamed fo...

Humans know when they’re dead, scientists discover

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If you’ve ever wondered what exactly happens to you when you die – apart from pooping your pants – scientists think they may have figured out the answer. In short, your brain keeps ticking and is fully aware of the fa...

Hang glider cheats death after realising harness was not attached

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The internet is awash with folks who’ve come a solid f**ken cropper while they’re enjoying a dose of extreme sports, trying to get tricky in a silly spot or wrecking themselves while they’re enjoying their recreation ...

Honest sixth grader leaves detailed note after bus driver hit and run

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If you’ve ever come out to find your car has copped a sneaky bloody ding from some pork chop who’s f**ked your shit up and then done a runner without owning up to it, you know how frustrating that can be. Repairs don’...

ISS footage of Russian rocket launch puts Hollywood directors to shame

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As humans, we get to experience a lot of cool sh*t vicariously thanks to the magic of television and Hollywood special effects. Wanna know what it looks like when a car falls off a cliff and explodes, f**ken watch a m...

Police are slamming into moped riding criminals like a f*cken demolition derby

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You know, when you consider the kinds of vehicles criminals and scumbags like to get around on when they’re in the midst of committing their dastardly deeds, you never really think about the humble moped. Deadset, it’...