Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

Policeman tries to lie his way through search – suspect lawyers the sh*t out of him

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G’day you big bloody dickheads. Hope you’re having a tops f**ken day and no one’s gonna piss on your parade. Matter of fact, I hope your day at work is bloody good too. In fact, I hope it’s so bloody good that when yo...

Twelve photos that prove Japan is one of a kind

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How’s ya memory ya big gorgeous f**k-knuckles? Have you killed it with beer or do ya remember an article from a while back with a bunch of pics in it that show off how bloody awesome Japan is? If ya don’t remember, ch...

Puffer fish destroys anyone in his f*cken way

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Ooooohhh yyyeeeaaahhh!!!! It’s bloody fight time. Invite your mates over, crank up your f**ken Survivor album, knock back a couple of tinnies, and enjoy the latest and greatest animal battle. Today, we’re leaving the ...

How police are now busting people using their phone while driving

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We’re pretty sure we’ve said this before on Ozzy Man Reviews, but when you’re driving, you don’t really have an excuse not to do it safely. Unless you’re in a demolition derby, we guess. If that’s the case, you f**ken...

Seal slaps the f*cken shit out of noisy kayaker with an octopus

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Yeah, we know that sounds like the set up to a punchline, and we promise that if it were it’d be a real kneeslapper. A proper hit with the ladies! And er, yeah, I’m done now. Three puns before we’ve even hit the artic...

Aussie bloke launches himself off bridge to deliver beers to his mates

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Everyone knows that there’s nothing quite like a day out with the boys. It exists somewhere there in its own world of f**ken awesome – as long as you’ve got the beers to back it up. Whether you’re chilling on the porc...

Pizza guy arrested after video of him “making pizzas” goes viral online

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G’day, ya big bloody wankers! How ya going today? We’re going pretty good here at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s just about pizza-time and we all know how good a piping hot, freshly made pizza is. Pizza’s one of the few foods...

Guy takes fake book covers onto the train to see how people react

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Trains are funny places. Despite the fact you’re often within close proximity of dozens of strangers, there’s an unspoken code of conduct that, in a weird way, makes them one of the politest places you’re likely to fi...

Bloke recreates Lord of the Rings scene with 150,000 Lego masterpiece

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Farken hell! Sometimes you look at a lego build and think, hang on ya hairy-toed wanker, you’ve gotta be Tolkien the piss with this one. This, this, is one of those builds. And let’s start by saying f**ken well done o...

What strippers want you to know before you go to the strip club

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There comes a time in every young man’s life when he attends his first strip joint. He could be there because of a certain curiosity in his loins, he could be there because of peer-pressure, or he could be there becau...

F*cken brilliant tattoos that come to life when bending limbs

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It’s been a while since I picked up a Mad Magazine, but do they still have those awesome folding images inside the back cover? Oh, the times we had folding the f**k out of magazines in the newsagent – usually before c...

Uber passenger drives himself home from airport after driver was too drunk

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It’s probably fair to say Uber has had a decent few years. Yeah, they’ve had some hiccups and they’re not allowed to operate in some places, but in our neck of the woods at least, you don’t often hear folks say they’r...

Some of the creepiest moments in Reddit history

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G’day ya bloody larrikins. How the f**k are ya? Me, I’m good. I’ve just come out of a DEEP rabbit-warren of Reddit threads and I’m blinking in the sunlight. It’s nice to know you’re all out here because, f**k me dead,...

Jack Black’s celebration for receiving Hollywood star was brilliant

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Love him or hate him, you can’t deny that Jack f**ken Black has carved his own specific niche in Hollywood. From Tenacious D to Anchorman, from School of Rock to Goosebumps, and from Kung Fu Panda to Be Kind Rewind, h...

Scientists have confirmed where you should go during a zombie apocalypse

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F**ken zombies! The walking dead! Skels! Shamblers! Biters! Lurkers! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, they’re a tonne of fun when it comes to fiction, and they always make for a great theoretical conversation about how yo...

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