Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Twitter users have shared the ‘best’ advice boomers have given them

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You may not have noticed, but things are coming to a head between boomers and, well, everyone younger than them. And you know what, we get it. When you compare the world now to the one that boomers grew up in, it’s a ...

The Hydraulic Press Channel smashes a window testing the strength of metals

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If you’ve been paying attention to the internet for a while, you’ll know that one of the better YouTube channels out there just so happens to be The Hydraulic Press Channel. We’re not sure exactly what it is that make...

Mum-to-be tries to film baby moving – records partner dropping a huge dump by mistake

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Some people truly believe that nothing can detract from the beautiful joy of pregnancy and childbirth. They’re wrong, but they believe it anyway. Of course, we’re here today to put that belief to the test. Don’t get u...

Residents of Ozzy town actively competing for Australia’s “S**t Town of the Year”

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One of the greatest things about Ozzyland is its renowned sense of humour. We love a bit of a swear and a bit of banter, and once you head out into the boondocks, that s**t only gets more pronounced. Of course, there’...

Macca’s customer was ‘high as a kite’ after using special codeword when ordering

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With so many places around the world now treating marijuana edibles as a pretty common-place product, more and more people are becoming inclined to give the stuff a try. Of course, they’re usually doing it of their ow...

This Chinese fish has got people freaking out

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In popular culture, there’s a strange notion that any sort of half-fish/half-human hybrid is gonna be a kind of aesthetically pleasing creature to look at. Clearly, that’s bulls**t and Disney has a lot to answer for. ...

Judges left gobsmacked after human on Talent Show eats sausages with her bum

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We’re often told that if you want to achieve your dreams, you’ve gotta work hard. That, in fairness, seems like bloody great advice. Get your head down and your arse up and hone your skills. No matter what you’re doin...

Scientists confirm discovery of mysterious ‘Interstellar Space Boundary’

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Space. The final frontier, the big black thing above the sky, the place that no one can hear you scream; whatever you think of when you hear about it, you can’t deny that it’s still a big bloody mystery to humanity. B...

The severed head of a Wolffish can still crush a can of Coke

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Bloody nature is full of weird and wonderful animals that will straight up ruin your f**ken day if you give them the opportunity. We should know, we’re bloody ‘Strayan. Now, the wolffish isn’t an antipodean creature, ...

Heroic Chinese cat deliberately saves a baby from falling down stairs

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Cats cop a fair bit of s**t on the old Ozzy Man Reviews website and YouTube channel, and there’s two reasons for that. First and foremost, here in ‘Straya, when you bloody like someone – or something – you hang s**t o...

‘Nice guy’ gets roasted when he flaunts his ‘beef’ as a romantic selling point

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We all know that the internet’s changed dating forever. Whereas women used to just have to marry whoever’s father had the most cows, they’ve got a bit more freedom in their choice of partner these days. Unfortunately,...

These comments about England’s biggest ‘X-Rated’ heist are bloody gold

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People. Deadset, they cop a lot of s**t, but plenty of them are bloody legends. Honestly, think about most of the blokes and blokettes you know, and you’ll realise that the true arseholes are few and far between. Cons...

You can now buy a bloody flamethrower attachment for a drone

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We all know that drones are, depending on where you stand, cool as f**k, or a terrifying reason to pack your dacks and run like buggery. Still, despite the killing power of some drones, a US company has decided that t...

Sheila gives interview about scooter regulations, gets skittled seconds after

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Here’s a fun fact for you: there’s absolutely nothing worse than making a cock of yourself right after you’ve just done something you deserve credit for. We’ve all been there, and that’s probably why we can relate to ...

Bloke tries to shoot fireworks from his bum cheeks; regrets it

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In a strange way, it almost feels like it’s been too long since we had the last video of a bloke doing something so stupid you’re forced to wonder just how the guy manages to tie his own shoelaces. Well, you’d better ...