Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Cristiano Ronaldo leaves incredibly generous tip at Greek hotel he stayed at

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Cristiano Ronaldo is one of those blokes who is really f**ken good at kicking a ball into a big net. Whether there’s anyone better at putting the onion in the onion bag than old Ronnie is debatable, but one thing is c...

Student who walked 20 miles to his first day of work rewarded with new car by CEO

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Bugger me sideways, ladies and gents, but I sh*t you not; the kid in this story has displayed some f**ken hardcore resilience, dedication and commitment. I bet you he’s bloody stoked he did though. His new boss is so ...

Teen outed and mocked by restaurant online after paying for meal with coins

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Bloody hell! Talk about ungrateful. A young bloke shouting his mate a free lunch with all the quarters he’d earned as a tip at his own job has been called out and shamed by the Lynchburg restaurant they ate at despite...

Vegan’s reaction to being told the mayonnaise on her subway isn’t vegan

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So, let’s talk about vegans for a minute. They might be whiny weirdos who don’t wanna do their bit in keeping the cattle population down, but whatever, each to their own. Having said that, you’ve gotta give ‘em credit...

20+ times people had to look twice to understand what they were seeing at the airport

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Ah, the airport. There are times when strolling into an airport can feel amazing. You might be about to embark on the trip of a lifetime, you might be about to visit someone you haven’t seen in years, or you might jus...

Bloke falls asleep on road trip, missus gets Internet to Photoshop what he missed

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When you’re occupying one of the passenger seats on a road trip, there’s really only one rule you need to follow, don’t sleep through the entire journey. For sure, no one minds you having a little nap, that’s no wukka...

Randy news announcer busted on CCTV showing his missus some “breaking news”

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Picture this: you’re a radio announcer and you’ve decided to bring the misso in for a ‘tour’ of the workplace when she starts to get the itch and you realise you’ve gotta take care of business right there and then. So...

Jimmy Kimmel asks Americans to name “any” country on a map

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We’re not going to beat around the bush here. As Ozzys, we have to deal with stereotypes that suggest we swear too f**ken much, swill beer like it’s going out of fashion, and wrestle snakes and crocodiles for a living...

Bernie Sanders tries to keep his cool as Sacha Baron Cohen trolls him in new show

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Sacha Baron Cohen, the mastermind of classic shows like Ali G and movies like Borat and Bruno, has just launched a new show. In typical fashion, it sees the infamous character actor get dressed up and troll the sh*t o...

Superhero Dad saves kids from being hit by car with lightning reflexes

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Holy f**king sh*tballs, Batman, the difference between life and the horrifying death of two tiny tots is about the width of a c**t-hair in this one. Check out the lucky-as-f**k save from the bloody superhero of a mech...

Police release amazing ‘Uptown Funk’ lip sync video

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The old lip-sync challenge has become a bit of a popular item on the internet these days and there seem to be some pretty killer challenges going on. While many have aspired to stake a claim as the reigning champions ...

There is now a range of high heel crocs and they are outrageously expensive

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G’day ladies and wankers, how you going today? No matter, however you feel right now, these dashing new crocs are sure to lift your mood. Perfect for rocking high fashion while you shoot down to your local Coles to bu...

Pommy soccer fan who got ‘World Cup Winners’ tattoo early speaks out after Croatia lost

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Crikey, cobbers, even us blokes here at Ozzy Man Reviews can see this one’s more than a little cringeworthy. Despite the hype and the catchiness of the ‘It’s Coming Home’ meme since the poms made the knockout stages o...

Instagram model bitten by sharks while trying to take pictures

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Bloody hell, sometimes you’ve gotta shake head when you see these stories, you really do. Have a look at this… if I said to you, ‘hey mate, those sharks are having a feed right now. Pop in there, have a bit of a dip a...

Legend bloke teaches himself to backflip in 6 hours

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Dedication. Determination. A growth mindset. All of these are needed to constantly improve, to make yourself the best you you can possibly be, to become the you you’ve always envisioned, to look back at your life when...