Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Shark tries to attack dog on beach, gets ass kicked by a pack of other dogs

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We’ve spoken in the past on this site about some of nature’s natural enemies. There are cats versus birds, cats versus fish, cats versus mice; and, to be honest cats versus pretty much anyone – including dogs. Obvious...

Asteroid filled with gold could make everyone on earth a bloody billionaire

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If you haven’t realised that we’re already living in a beautifully dystopian science-fiction future by now, you really haven’t been paying attention. We’ve got bloody moguls running the free world, technology governin...

Rugby bloke slaps dislocated knee back into place, carries on playing

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Pain. Depending on your personality, it might be the kind of thing that’s bloody debilitating. You might be the sort of bloke who gets a splinter in his finger and needs a day off work, and that’s okay. After all, we’...

Bloke identifies as being from the 1820s and only dresses from that era

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There’s no two ways about it. Some blokes are born dapper and others are destined to wear their sacred socks and skid-marked grundies forever. One of those who is a card-carrying fancy-pants mofo is Pommy bloke Zack P...

Stork flies 13,000kms every year to reunite with his wounded soulmate

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As a young bloke, you may well have been big into wildlife. You might have had all sorts of encyclopaedias and you might have watched every single David Attenborough documentary that appeared on the television. But, w...

This café’s ‘no nonsense’ coffee advertisement has caused an outrage

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re well aware there are two kinds of adults in the real world. Those who know that coffee is life and those who aren’t really adults and act like coffee is life. And that, right there, pro...

Blokes car was so messy he couldn’t reach the handbrake and crashed

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There’s not one of us who doesn’t have a mate with a car that looks like a bloody tip. Honestly, that bloke might even be you. Still, even if you are a bit of a grub when it comes to keeping your car spick n span, you...

Japan has just perfected the toaster and it’s price reflects that

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If you’ve spent any time at all with us here at Ozzy man Reviews, you’re no doubt aware that we love the bloody Japanese almost as much as we love the Russians. Don’t get us wrong, they’re nothing alike, and we love ‘...

‘It kept me to eat later’: Claims Russian rescued after spending a month inside a bear den

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When it comes to crazy bear stories, you really can’t discount Russia. Seriously, for a minute there, we were starting to think those bloody legends had exhausted their supply of ursine insanity for the year. Obviousl...

Reliving the Muay Thai fighter who had his head caved in by a ‘hellbow’

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Following on from MMA’s recent bunghole-kick debacle, we were wondering what could be worse than a toe to the phu-phu-valve when we remembered this bloody doozy. From memory, we were talking about the rules of MMA and...

Kids from different parts of the world photographed with what foods they eat in a week

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We all know that what you eat is pretty bloody important. And, to be fair, we all probably know that healthy eating habits start when you’re young. Don’t get us wrong, we know that tastes evolve and loads of you bloke...

Bloke in MMA fight gets penalized for illegal ‘butthole’ kick

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You know, to those of you who don’t really follow the sport, MMA can look like a complete no-holds-barred free-for-all. And, to be fair, we get that. The sport pits competitors against each other in gladiatorial comba...

Super Mum leaps to save son from falling through railings on fourth-floor balcony

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With the FIFA Women’s World Cup currently underway, you’ve probably seen a few comments on the internet critiquing the quality of the goalkeeping. Some people have gone so far as to suggest that the fairer gender just...

This turtle lost both his back legs so vets got creative

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We all know the story of the tortoise and the hare. It’s a bloody classic that’s been around since the days of Aesop, and that dude was kicking around Greece five to six hundred years B.C. Well, while the tortoise in ...

Deep sea explorers capture rare footage of a 12-foot giant squid

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As far as ‘mythical’ beasts go, the bloody kraken is one that’s definitely held our attention for a long time. For bloody centuries, we’ve known they’re down there in the deepest, darkest depths of the ocean, but unti...