Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

People are saying this is the ‘derpiest-looking’ animal alive

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Mate, if there’s anything that gets us fired up, it’s people putting s**t on reptiles. As you know, we bloody love our reptiles here at Ozzy Man Reviews and we take great umbrage with anyone being mean to our cold-blo...

This bloke found a creature that looks like an alien on his ceiling

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The internet’s the kinda place where people can spend their whole life looking at cute pictures of adorable puppies and gorgeous kittens. The kind of place where it’s easy to forget that Mother Nature loves a bloody u...

Cockroaches are evolving to a point where they’ll be immune to all bug sprays

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If you know someone with a mortal fear of cockroaches – known as katsaridaphobia by blokes who wanna win television game shows – tell ‘em you’ve got some great news. Seriously, do it. It’ll make their facial expressio...

Farmers are protecting calves from frostbite with custom earmuffs and its bloody genius

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Let’s be honest, no one likes being extremely cold. Not only is it pretty bloody uncomfortable, it can also make a right mess of you. Frostbite is nothing to be sniffed at, everyone knows that. What might not be reali...

‘Influencer’ with 55k followers spectacularly shut down when asking for free wedding photography

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we don’t think we’re dropping any new information when we say that when it comes to a sense of entitlement, there probably isn’t anyone who can pull it off better than the ‘influencer’ commun...

Giant snake is caught on video ringing a doorbell

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We all know that it’s just bad form to rock up at someone’s house unannounced in this day and age, and to be quite honest, we reckon that’s fair enough. Given the propensity of mobile phones, messenger apps and social...

The Blue Bell Ice Cream licker has got the entire internet fuming

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There are some things in life you just don’t do. Well, some things in life that regular folks don’t do. Obviously, you’ve got all your major crimes in there, but we’re not talking about that. We’re talking about the g...

Photos show freak hailstorm during summer with 5ft of ice on Mexican roads

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If the weather can be a but unpredictable where you are, you’ll know that it can be pretty bloody annoying when you’ve dressed for cool weather and the sun comes out to toast your bollingbrooks. On the flip-side, you’...

Florida Park alligators have laid an incredibly rare batch of albino eggs

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You’d better bloody believe we’re big fans of all of planet earth’s crocodiliacs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Obviously, our legendary Ozzy crocs, the saltie and freshie, take pride of place, but across the world, there ...

There’s a bloody hilarious facebook group where millennials post like baby boomers

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Anyone who’s taken the brave step of adding their older family members to their Facebook friends list knows all too well that baby boomers use the internet a little differently to those of us from younger generations....

This sheila demonstrates how her Uruk-Hai sword is more practical than you think

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Seeing as most of the denizens who inhabit the little corner of the internet known as Ozzy Man Reviews are a bunch of intelligent, well-read and pop-culture savvy blokes and sheilas, we reckon we’re pretty safe in ass...

This Bloke quit his job with a brilliant ‘sorry for your loss’ card

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A wise man once said that if you can make your passion your career, you’ll never feel like you’re at work. Unfortunately, not everyone has that choice. There are always times when work feels like work. That’s why it’s...

Thieves grow a conscience and return stolen goods to kid with brain injury

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Unfortunately, it seems like we’re seeing more and more stories about people having deliveries stolen from their porches. Obviously, in the age of internet shopping and Amazon, low-lives and junkies everywhere have de...

Check out this bloke’s expert-level rock-skipping technique

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For all the high-tech gaming devices, HD television, electronic toys and augmented reality gadgets we have available to us these days, there’s still an awful lot to be said for the classics. Seriously, we’ll probably ...

Star Wars Disney releases luxury furniture collection

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You’d have to be a full-blown ding-a-ling not to know that half the fun of Star Wars is in the toys and the merch. And, in fairness, most of us know George Lucas’s juggernaut space opera really paved the way for other...