Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Instagram couple ask fans to fund their lifestyle because working isn’t an option

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The internet is a bloody wild and woolly place that takes all-comers. That’s no bloody secret. After all, you’re on it right now and you’ve seen the kind of stuff that people post online. Amongst all that ‘stuff’ you ...

Hong Kong activists prove to be bloody legends after these thoughtful actions

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Protests are an interesting bloody thing. Obviously, they’re usually politically charged and things can be more than a little hostile. Unfortunately, things can sometimes get out of hand too. So in the light of recent...

Pakistani Government accidentally turn on cat filter during Facebook live, Internet responds

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It’s probably safe to say that plenty of you blokes and blokettes have had that awkward moment when you've opened the camera app on your phone and been confronted by a big ugly face – replete with cat ears and whisker...

This cracker website warns you if a dog dies in a movie

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Anyone who’s ever seen a movie with a dog in it knows that there’s some messed-up unspoken rule that says the chances of that dog kicking the bucket, counting worms or straight up dying are pretty bloody high. If you ...

Legend of a pit bull saves baby from house-fire, carries her by nappy

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Of all the awesome doggos that cop an unfair flogging in the media, you have to say that bloody pit bulls are right up there. Depending on whom you ask, these canines are responsible for everything from the disappeara...

Polite rat kindly returns broccoli to owner after discovering how it tastes

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When it comes to veggies, most people fall into two camps. Put simply, you either bloody love ‘em or you bloody hate ‘em. Obviously, there are shades of grey within that, but it’s pretty much a common consensus that s...

This garlic peeling life hack has people on internet freaking out

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You know, the media cops a lot of flak for always giving people trashy news about celebrities, reality television and the size and shape of the last Cleveland steamer Kim gave Kanye. And, in fairness to them, that kin...

This spider ate a bloody possum

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We’re pretty sure we’ve said this a few times, but Mother Nature and the myriad of predators she’s unleashed on the world will never cease to amaze us. Crikey, just the arthropods and arachnids are impressive enough o...

Builder discovers Instagram ‘influencers’ and decides he’s going to become one

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It’s well-known that when it comes to tongue-in-cheek fun, terrible puns and hilariously wholesome comedy, no one has it down like your dad. With their stupid jokes, insistence on ‘resting their eyes’ during family mo...

The theme park ride ‘Gyro Drop’ going viral right now is fake

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Just the other day, footage of what seriously looked like the best bloody ride on the planet went viral. Purporting to be the Gyro Drop from South Korea’s Lotte World, it showed a freakin’ awesome ride in the style of...

Bloke creates chat-bot to text with his girlfriend while he’s at work

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As you’re probably aware, we spend a lot of time on the internet at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s kind of our job, but amongst the drunk Russians, the fake text conversations and the vids of doggos being awesome, the interne...

This 20-foot inflatable boat is too big for the pool but it’s got a esky built in!

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Anyone studying literature in high school is probably going to come across the topic of the American dream from time to time. To be honest, we’re still not exactly sure what it is, but we do know that the version of i...

This Cheeky monkey photobombs a family photo and flips them the bird!

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If you’ve been reading Ozzy Man Reviews for a while, you know full-well what we think of monkeys. To put it simply, we don’t trust the buggers. Not only are they dodgy little thieves, they’re also recklessly violent –...

Keanu Reeves reacts to finally finding out that he is the ‘Internet’s boyfriend’

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In case you hadn’t realised, the 90s are back in a big way. Loads of cool stuff from the 90s is coming back around. Riding that crest is none other than one of the 90s' most legendary stars, Keanu Reeves. However, in ...

Elon Musk says Tesla have designed an underwater James Bond-style car

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We love a bit of Elon here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, ever since he’s been hitting the bongs and taking his place amongst the world’s greatest memelords, he’s been even better value than he ever was before. And he’...