Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

This huge f***en unit just announced his MMA debut

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For some reason, everyone loves to watch a big bloke fight. Fark, we all love it even more when that big bloke fights a little quick bloke with some mad tekkers, right? Sort of like the Mountain and bloody Oberyn Mart...

This huge f**ken whale is suspected of being a Russian weapon

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F**k yes, Russia! F**k yes! Here we all are, still thinking you’re busy dicking about with bears and having your plans to turn them into super-soldiers backfire on you, but you’re bloody way past that. It turns out th...

This zookeeper was reunited with elephant he cared for 35 years ago

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From time to time, you’ve probably all wondered whether or not the phrase ‘an elephant never forgets’ was fair dinkum enough to have any actual merit or whether it was a load of the old proverbial…well, thanks to a re...

This Hospital is offering instant six-pack surgery and it’s pretty f**ken weird

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Everyone knows that a six-pack is bloody awesome. You crack it out of the fridge, you down the stubbies and you chill the f**k out while you blast some tunes and talk s**t with the missus. If you’re anything like us, ...

Lord of the Rings fan travels around New Zealand dressed in Gandalf costume

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Long before there was Game of Thrones, there was the fantasy series it used as inspiration. It even included an ancient evil hiding in the deep north where it could eventually mount an attack on the free world. That s...

The world’s scariest f**ken roller coaster has just opened

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, it’s pretty f**ken tough to get over a love of rollercoasters. These big bloody marvels are pretty f**ken awesome feats of engineering. They exist only to provide s**tloads of fun to...

Kids who found out their parents are way f***en cooler than them

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You might not realise it, particularly if you’re still only knee-high to a grasshopper, but for some of you, there’s at least the possibility your parents were way cooler than you are. Deadset, before they were your o...

This bloke has gone viral for escaping police like a ‘real life ninja’

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You might have had teachers in school tell you that you’ll never get anywhere playing video games. They might have even told you that they’ll teach you nothing. Well, in many cases, they might be right. But like with ...

New Zealand accent has been voted the sexiest in the world

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The world is f***en choc-a-block with accents. Here in Ozzyland, we’re pretty well known for the sweet lilting cadences of our own accent, but other places around the world have got some great s**t going on with their...

Fully grown bloke who laid hands on skater kids gets f***en dealt with

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Bloody fisticuffs. An old-fashioned fracas. A down and dirty dust-up. You’ve gotta love watching a couple of blokes throw some bloody punches on the internet. Aside from cat memes and Game of Thrones spoilers, it’s no...

This freediving couple takes you beneath the word underwater like never before

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The world beneath the ocean is often spoken of as the last truly unexplored place. While we’ve done tonnes of scientific s**t down there, and plenty of people have explored parts of it, there’s still so much that’s in...

Bloke draws dicks around potholes so that his local Council would fix them

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Todgers. Penises. Schlongs, schlorts and schlappers. Nobs. Baby-makers. Cocks, beef bayonets or tallywhackers; whatever you call them, you can’t deny they’re capable of some pretty awesome things. They are, of course,...

Bloke gets physically assaulted for spoiling Endgame outside cinema

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You might have heard of a tiny little independent movie seeing release this year called Avengers: Endgame. It’s only a small production, but it’s one that’s highly anticipated by fans, and apparently, it’s got some tw...

This Instagram ‘Influencer’ faked her whole ‘trip’ to Coachella to prove a point

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It’s pretty common to hear someone tell you that the news media is completely full of s**t, and yeah, it is, but by the same token, so is social media and the world of video-blogging. Obviously, we all know that there...

1,500 years ago, someone ate a venomous snake whole

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It might never have occurred to you, but while there’s obviously a glamorous side to archaeology that lets you dig up dinosaur bones, fight ancient mummies and search for the lost city of Atlantis, the field – just li...