Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

When kids drawings go horribly wrong

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We all know that at some point every one of us was a stupid kid – however well-intentioned we may have been – who knew jacks**t about the world and had no idea that half the s**t we said and did was unintentionally do...

Bloke who thinks his “Johnson” keeps getting bigger gets embarrassing reality check by Doctor

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Fark, this is a tough one to get through without a bit of a shudder. Obviously, you’ve seen the headline and you get the general gist of it, but just to make it more clear, anyone who’s ever watched Red Dwarf is famil...

Sheila posts her breakkie on “Rate My Plate” FB page, gets absolutely roasted

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G’day, ya bloody bewdiful bogans, we hope you’re having a grouse f**ken day and enjoying the s**t out of whatever it is you do. We certainly are, and a big reason for that is a simple Facebook post featuring someone’s...

Bad Lip Reading’s latest NFL video is f**ken hilarious

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By this point, we’re guessing that most of you are at least somewhat aware of Bad Lip Reading. If you’re not, you’ve clearly had your head buried in the sand, because every now and then, they pop out a video that’s so...

Eminem cannot get over Chris D’Elia’s impression of him

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They say that imitation is pretty much the best form of flattery. Generally speaking, it’s a sentiment that rings true. Whenever a movie, muso, novel, or television series hits the big time, it’s usually not too blood...

A Game Of Thrones “ice hotel” has opened and you can stay in it

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F**K YES! It’s almost Game of Thrones time again, and with the final series threatening to be the greatest finale anyone except GRR Martin could imagine, we’re starting to get a bit excited. That’s right, we’re fair d...

Relative of the Redback and Black Widow spiders found and it’s the largest of them all!

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We seem to speak about spiders a fair bit here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We won’t apologise for that. They’re pretty bloody spectacular creatures and they’re cool as f**k. So when there’s a new species discovered, we need ...

PornHub traffic results during the Super Bowl

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We all know that the archaeologists of the future will have to sift through s**tloads upon s**tloads of data and arbitrary information to really understand what the people of our generation are really like. Quite simp...

Teen jailed after buying PS4 for $10 by scanning it as “fruit” at self-checkout, twice

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Bloody hell, this story really highlights the fact that some blokes are just born with the ability to rort the system and come up with some sketchy-as-f**k methods to score themselves a bloody bargain. Deadset, have a...

Bloke wants to sue his parents for giving birth without his consent, mum responds

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Bloke wants to sue his parents for giving birth without his consent, mum responds This Bloke Wants to Sue His Parents for Giving Birth to Him Without His Consent Remember when you were a young bloke (or a young sh...

Chef reveals ice cubes are the secret to cooking the perfect burger on the barbie

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As you know, Ozzyland is famed for enjoying a bloody good barbecue. And right now is clearly the season. It’s been hotter than a bad case of sunburn lately, and the weather has been right on the money. Of course, we w...

The OG Super Bowl performance is cranking on YouTube following this year’s s**tshow

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It’s no secret that this year’s Super Bowl half-time show sucked a fat one. Everyone’s been talking about it and sharing their disappointment with Maroon 5 and Travis Scott’s live show, and the whole thing has been bl...

This bloke had wet dreams over his cockroach girlfriend, and ate her when she died

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All right, let’s get the caveats out of the way this one, because it’s gonna escalate pretty f**ken quickly. We bloody love the Japanese and have tonnes of respect for their culture. We think they’re a bunch of mint b...

Maroon 5 and Travis Scott’s half time Super Bowl show described as worst in history

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The Super Bowl halftime show is almost as important as the football itself. It’s usually a great cultural touchstone, an important event, and a source of water-bubbler conversation in the workplace. Think about it. Th...

The Internet freaked out when they realised ‘Mega Bats’ are a thing

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So it turns out that some things we take for granted here in Ozzyland are apparently big f**ken news to the internet. To be honest, we’re not sure why that is. It’s not like we’re hidden right away in some little corn...