Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Some of the most hilarious Amazon Reviews ever written

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We all know that even if Amazon isn’t already the greatest superpower the world has ever known, it soon will be. There’s a pretty good chance that if you’re looking for a specific product, they’ve got it. And when you...

Photographer Captures the Real-life Jungle Book

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If you don’t know by now that bloody wildlife stories really get our juices flowing, you should. We love ‘em. We lap that s**t up. Yeah, we fair dinkum can’t get enough of it. So when we found out that a bear and a wo...

Calls for Joe Rogan to moderate the 2020 Presidential Debate intensify

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Remember when you were in high school and you wanted to change something? If you had a socially-minded mother, she might have said, “Why don’t you start a petition, darl?” Back in the day, it was usually a fairly smal...

Heinz has launched a new Mayo-Ketchup hybrid called ‘SaucySauce’

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Let’s be honest, there’s really nothing as good as hot bloody chips. It doesn’t matter where you come from or what your name is, we can probably all agree that if we had to introduce aliens to the greatest food on ear...

Fisherman captures footage of big bloody saltwater croc stealing his catch

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It’s been at least a week since we spoke to the internet about bloody crocodiliacs, so we figure it’s about time we get right back to it. Deadset, they’re coming up as frequently as crazy Russian bastards at the momen...

Instagram Influencer outed by her own Sister for fake post

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We know it seems like we’re taking a fair few shots at Instagram lately, so we do wanna say that we really do love it. It’s a great platform for a number of reasons, but we also really love it when some of the Instash...

Just another day in the life of Italian millionaire Gianluca Vacchi…

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You know, no matter how dodgy most of the notorious trust-fund millionaires seem to be, you have to admit that it’d be bloody nice to freely spend your time doing, well, whatever the bloody hell you want. That's prett...

Top bloke discovers whether sharks can really smell blood in the water

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We’ve all heard that if there’s one thing you don’t want to do in the ocean, it’s bleed. And, let’s not muck around here, we all know why. F**ken sharks. Deadset, we’ve seen it in movies, we’ve talked about it when we...

Bloke who lied his way into NFL returned an 86-yard punt to score a touchdown

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Anyone with half a heart would probably tell you they love a good rags to riches story. And when we say probably, we mean definitely. People definitely love rags to riches stories. Honestly, have you ever heard anyone...

Photographer captures heartbreaking images of deer with severe skin condition

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We reckon it’s a fair bet that if you had to picture a deer, you’d picture a fairly graceful looking animal. It’d have a nice plush coat, a meek manner and a woodland aesthetic that’d put it right at home with the pix...

YouTuber under investigation after accidentally uploading footage of her spitting on and hitting her dog

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We’ve often said that we now live in a world where any foot you put wrong can be filmed and quickly uploaded to the internet. The result of that can be pretty extreme. Obviously, there’s the humiliation that can come ...

Disney announces Home Alone reboot and Macaulay Culkin responds

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Any 90s kid who didn’t watch Home Alone 50,000 friggen times can’t really claim to be a 90s kid. It’s basically the staple-diet kids’ film of a generation and it’s remained a classic for that reason. So, it’s probably...

This maths equation is dividing the internet

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Maths is a bloody funny subject. Seemingly obeying no laws but its arbitrary own ones, it’s the kinda thing you either love or hate. Obviously, we all know that your basic add, minus, divide and multiply is pretty sta...

Archaeologists have discovered a long-lost Viking drinking hall

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If you’ve ever watched Vikings, you know all-too-well that the Vikings loved invading Britain and its associated parts almost as much as they loved a bloody good fight and a bloody good beer. In fact, one of the place...

Bloke found covered in curry sauce after drunkenly breaking into chip shop

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We’ve all had a good chuckle and chortle as we’ve gotten up to drunken shenanigans, but there comes a time in a man’s life when he should probably stop to take a look at himself and reflect on his levels of drunken be...