Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Meerkats escape zoo to play minigolf by the sea

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Thanks to popular culture, Meerkats have become easily recognisable as some of the natural world’s most gloriously cheeky little buggers. Deadset, whether they’re doing the Big Brother thing in Meerkat Manor, entertai...

Coastguard jumps onto moving submarine filled with $500 million worth of drugs

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If you ask most people how drugs get smuggled into the country, they’d probably just assume that they get crammed up some poor bugger’s arsehole before he gets on a plane and starts crossing international borders. But...

This legend made an entire town believe a 15ft penguin existed with epic prank

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It’s no secret that dads love to keep a prank going. Deadset, we reckon that most of you can think of at least a few lines of bullcrap your old man kept on about for years before you had to break the news to him. Obvi...

Someone hacked a Roomba to shout profanities when it bumps into things

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If you’ve ever stubbed your toe, banged your shin, or caught your head on a low hanging shelf, you’ll know that it’s bloody painful. Funnily enough, if you do any of those things while you’re cleaning up, they’re stil...

This bloke improves movies by editing his cat into them

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We all know a little pussy can improve pretty much anything. Seriously, think about it: an afternoon at home? Improved with the addition of pussy. A trip to your grandma’s? Way better with pussy. A few movies? Again, ...

‘The Bandit’ is a Brazilian bull that no-one has been able to ride successfully

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We’re pretty sure we’ve talked about the massive bloody balls you need to participate in the rodeo on this site in the past. We stand by that. Some blokes and blokettes are born tough bastards. And that makes the rode...

UV light shows just how messy a standing pee is

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One of the greatest things about being a male is the ability to take a leak standing up and then shake it off when you’re done. It might seem minor, but it truly is a blessing. It adds unbridled freedom to life. Need ...

Bloke discovers cobra hidden in motorbike, handles it like absolute legend

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Here in Ozzyland, we’ve got a bit of a reputation because of our snakes. And while we’re not going to suggest that our snakes really aren’t that bad – we do have 21 of the 25 most venomous snakes in the world – they’r...

Children in Vietnam have a novel way of getting across river to go to school

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No matter where you live, lecturing the kids and grandkids about how bloody difficult your walk to school was is a fundamental human right. We honestly reckon that if you’re a granddad – or a dad – and you’re not bloo...

Bloke gets stabbed in the guts but still manages to knock out his attacker

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Have we told you blokes lately that we bloody love Russians? We do, you know. We friggen love ‘em. They are the internet’s go-to crazy bastards. The wild card. The bloody surprise package – and seriously, if there’s o...

Two great white sharks attack each other in South Australia

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You know we get pretty friggen excited when we’ve got an animal throwdown here on Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, we crank up the Survivor album, we froth at the mouth and we pitch a tent in our bloody grundies. It really ...

A group of over 500,000 people are planning to storm Area 51

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You know, just the other day we were sitting around the Ozzy Man Reviews offices and wondering why you no one talks about Area 51 anymore. There was a time there where it was a bloody pop culture icon. Movies, video-g...

Bloke goes blind in one eye from showering with contact lenses in

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As young blokes, pretty much all of us are warned that we’ll send ourselves blind at one point or another. The reasons for that tend to vary, but most of the time, we’re also told that we’ll also earn ourselves hairy ...

Steve-O completed the bottle-cap challenge in the most Steve-O way possible

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You’d better friggen believe we’re still going strong with the bottle-cap challenge here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We are committed to bringing you blokes and blokettes the biggest breaking news, and let’s be bloody honest...

Innocent nan puts on ‘thermal socks’ – not realising they’re for something else

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After a quick survey, we’re pretty sure that most people know that ‘odd socks are cock socks’. It’s an old adage that’s stood the test of time. And there’s a reason for that. There’s a shape there. That’s all we’re go...