Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Amazing Russian dog leaps off train and travels 200km back towards owner who rejected her

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All right, straight up and completely without bullshit, this isn’t the happiest story in the world. Don’t get us wrong, it’s not like a movie about a dog where the dog cark its or anything, but there’s still an underl...

Marvel’s ‘Phase 4’ lineup of new movies looks bloody legendary

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There's no question that Marvel movies are the duck's nuts, but with Avengers: Endgame tying up the loose ends of previous phases people have been wondering just what the fug was next for the juggernaut film studio. T...

This huge adventure game lets you solve mysteries as a gang of cats

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We give cats heaps of grief here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but don’t let that give you the wrong impression. As you’re no doubt aware, where ‘Strayan and that means we give our friends – and the people and animals we like ...

This sheila live-streams moment she tracked down thieves who stole her car

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Some pricks would steal the eye off your dick and tell you that it looked better without it. It’s a shame, but it’s true. Deadset, these scumbags’ll flog bloody anything. As you may be aware, when someone does steal y...

Granny spotted rocking out on bloke’s shoulders at music festival

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One of the things we’re fairly confident you’ve heard your music-loving mates say is, “When I’m old, I’m still gonna be going to music festivals and gigs.” Crikey, you’ve probably even said it yourself. But for some r...

Tennessee Police warn the public about ‘Meth Gators’

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In the world of man-made monsters, there are plenty of psychotic bio-engineered animals that are only too happy to rip your guts out, eat your face and turn you into a steaming pile of monster turds. Fortunately, most...

Some of the best Storm Area 51 memes on the internet

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Look, we know you already know all about the plan to storm Area 51, so we’re not gonna go overboard in explaining it. We’ll just put it really simply for you. One bloke on the internet made a joke post about storming ...

Elon Musk reveals his plan to ‘merge’ human brains with AI

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We know you blokes are all over Elon Musk. After all, the bong-smoking memelord and technological visionary isn’t exactly media-shy or short of a far-out way to make science-fiction reality, but while we’re still tryi...

Bloke tries to smuggle drugs under his wig

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If you’re the kind of bloke or blokette who’s a little bit into drugs, you should probably rethink that. We all know that sometimes it seems like everyone’s doing it, but the reality is, even if you don’t do yourself ...

Las Vegas venue is set to live stream ‘Area 51’ raid so everyone can join in

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Forget bottle-cap challenges, 2019 is rapidly becoming the year of the Storming of Area 51. The bats**t insane plan to storm the American air-base – and supposed home of all of the US’s extra-terrestrial research – ha...

Annoyed by loud music, bloke uses drone to shoot fireworks at neighbours

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We all know that street parties are pretty friggen grouse. When you’re at one, it’s almost like law and order just takes a little vacation and the street itself can descend into pure party-flavoured bedlam. You’ve got...

Russian Instagram influencers have been posing in a toxic lake

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Sometimes, we can seem a like we’re a bit down on influencers here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We wanna start this off by emphatically refuting that. We reckon they’re great. We really do. If there’s one thing we love, it’s ...

Simpsons set to parody Stranger Things in Treehouse of Horror Special

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If you don’t think the Treehouse of Horror episodes are the best episodes of The Simpsons, we’re not sure how to break it to you, but you’ve been watching The Simpsons wrong. Frequently chocked to the bollocks with ex...

This sheila read out her cheating fiancé’s text messages at the altar

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Marriage is a bloody serious commitment that you should really only go ahead with if you can be pretty certain you’re gonna be faithful and honest with your future spouse. Of course, the same holds true for any relati...

A bunch of times people were surprised by how much of a jerk they encountered

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If you’ve ever had to deal with other people, you’ll know full well that not everyone has been gifted with a great personality. Yeah, nah, some blokes and blokettes really got shafted in that department. Of course, in...