Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

An eggcellent collection of photos from farmers “cock-shaming” their chickens

28.44K Views0 Comments

We're all familiar with the concept of dog-shaming. It's usually a pretty amusing way to spend a bit of time looking at guilty dogs and laughing at their shenanigans. But they're not the only ones who get to have a bi...

This car crash has divided the Internet

47.80K Views0 Comments

We see them everywhere we go: on the streets, in car parks, and, thankfully, on YouTube videos online. I’m obviously talking about sh*t drivers. Yerp, I don’t know about you, but I swear there are more and more of the...

Ten photos of people already living in 3018

26.70K Views0 Comments

We all like to think the year 2018 is pretty bloody advanced. I mean we’ve got the technology to let cars drive themselves, instantly send dick pics across the time and space, and stream movies and music on tiny devic...

Mel B blows up after having her bum groped on The X Factor

59.24K Views0 Comments

Fresh from our post about Andy Dick groping Ivanka Trump on television, we’ve got another one for ya. And I sh*t you not, I could almost repeat everything I said there in this article. Essentially, what we’ve got is a...

Man’s ass falls out after sitting on the toilet too long playing games on his phone

67.32K Views0 Comments

In horrifying news straight out of China, a man playing phone games on the toilet has suffered a terrible, terrible injury… We all know there’s nothing quite so relieving, relaxing and reliable as an after-work sh*...

The moment Andy Dick had to be removed from The Jimmy Kimmel Show for groping Ivanka Trump

76.90K Views0 Comments

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always thought the rule ‘hands and feet to yourself’ was a pretty good one. Generally speaking, unless someone wants you to share your extremities with them, you really shouldn’t – eve...

These monkeys from Panama have entered The Stone Age

15.60K Views0 Comments

Monkeys are pretty bloody awesome little critters. They can wear hats, they can smoke cigars, and they can steal your f**ken wallet. In some ways, they’re already nearly human. The only thing holding them back has bee...

Awesome bear goes for a swim in blokes backyard, drinks margeritas, then takes a nap

13.84K Views0 Comments

F**K YES! When it comes to having a great time on a hot day, this legendary bear has shown the residents of a California neighbourhood exactly how it’s done. In fact, considering his impressive itinerary, this bear ha...

Australia will now fine parents twice a month if they fail to vaccinate their kids

1.16K Views0 Comments

Vaccinations are a common internet topic. To hazard a guess, they’re probably brought up almost as much as the (ahem) prospect of a flat earth, and there always seems to be someone pushing discredited theories about t...

Poachers eaten alive by lions after illegally breaking in to target rhinos

35.97K Views0 Comments

You know we f**ken love wildlife here at Ozzy Man Reviews, so it’s with great ‘sadness’ that we inform you of the terrible circumstances that befell a group of poachers in South Africa earlier this week: the c**ts wer...

The Internet is shutting down anti-vaxxers one by one

102.08K Views0 Comments

If there’s one thing that makes me happy on the internet, it’s watching anti-vaxxers being smacked down by people who actually know what they’re talking about. In a world where people are free to spill whatever bullsh...

Manager sacked over cruel text messages to employee whose son was on life support

49.25K Views0 Comments

If any part of you is a decent person, you’ll know that when someone you work with is doing it rough, particularly if one of their loved ones or family members is in a bad way, you help ‘em out by doing a little extra...

Elephant rushes to the rescue of his caregiver after he’s “attacked”

33.80K Views0 Comments

Elephants are f**ken majestic bastards. Despite their behemoth size, they're well known for their intelligence, their ability to build strong emotional bonds, and their ability to stick up for their mates when some pr...

NASA preparing 17-year-old girl to become first human to reach Mars

15.19K Views0 Comments

I’m not sure about you wankers, but when I was seventeen my usefulness to the human race was pretty bloody limited. I’m sure you can relate. After all, most seventeen-year-olds are just big kids in what’s sort of star...

Students surprise broke as f**k teacher who’s been sleeping in his classroom

15.40K Views0 Comments

I’m not gonna f**ken lie to ya, teaching is a profession near and dear to my heart, so when I see that some poor b*stard in Brazil has effectively been squeezed out of three months’ worth of pay by his bosses but stil...

Page 15 of 36« First...10...1314151617...2030...Last »