Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Florida Park alligators have laid an incredibly rare batch of albino eggs

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You’d better bloody believe we’re big fans of all of planet earth’s crocodiliacs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Obviously, our legendary Ozzy crocs, the saltie and freshie, take pride of place, but across the world, there ...

There’s a bloody hilarious facebook group where millennials post like baby boomers

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Anyone who’s taken the brave step of adding their older family members to their Facebook friends list knows all too well that baby boomers use the internet a little differently to those of us from younger generations....

This sheila demonstrates how her Uruk-Hai sword is more practical than you think

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Seeing as most of the denizens who inhabit the little corner of the internet known as Ozzy Man Reviews are a bunch of intelligent, well-read and pop-culture savvy blokes and sheilas, we reckon we’re pretty safe in ass...

This Bloke quit his job with a brilliant ‘sorry for your loss’ card

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A wise man once said that if you can make your passion your career, you’ll never feel like you’re at work. Unfortunately, not everyone has that choice. There are always times when work feels like work. That’s why it’s...

Thieves grow a conscience and return stolen goods to kid with brain injury

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Unfortunately, it seems like we’re seeing more and more stories about people having deliveries stolen from their porches. Obviously, in the age of internet shopping and Amazon, low-lives and junkies everywhere have de...

Check out this bloke’s expert-level rock-skipping technique

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For all the high-tech gaming devices, HD television, electronic toys and augmented reality gadgets we have available to us these days, there’s still an awful lot to be said for the classics. Seriously, we’ll probably ...

Star Wars Disney releases luxury furniture collection

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You’d have to be a full-blown ding-a-ling not to know that half the fun of Star Wars is in the toys and the merch. And, in fairness, most of us know George Lucas’s juggernaut space opera really paved the way for other...

Shark tries to attack dog on beach, gets ass kicked by a pack of other dogs

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We’ve spoken in the past on this site about some of nature’s natural enemies. There are cats versus birds, cats versus fish, cats versus mice; and, to be honest cats versus pretty much anyone – including dogs. Obvious...

Asteroid filled with gold could make everyone on earth a bloody billionaire

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If you haven’t realised that we’re already living in a beautifully dystopian science-fiction future by now, you really haven’t been paying attention. We’ve got bloody moguls running the free world, technology governin...

Rugby bloke slaps dislocated knee back into place, carries on playing

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Pain. Depending on your personality, it might be the kind of thing that’s bloody debilitating. You might be the sort of bloke who gets a splinter in his finger and needs a day off work, and that’s okay. After all, we’...

Bloke identifies as being from the 1820s and only dresses from that era

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There’s no two ways about it. Some blokes are born dapper and others are destined to wear their sacred socks and skid-marked grundies forever. One of those who is a card-carrying fancy-pants mofo is Pommy bloke Zack P...

Stork flies 13,000kms every year to reunite with his wounded soulmate

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As a young bloke, you may well have been big into wildlife. You might have had all sorts of encyclopaedias and you might have watched every single David Attenborough documentary that appeared on the television. But, w...

This café’s ‘no nonsense’ coffee advertisement has caused an outrage

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re well aware there are two kinds of adults in the real world. Those who know that coffee is life and those who aren’t really adults and act like coffee is life. And that, right there, pro...

Blokes car was so messy he couldn’t reach the handbrake and crashed

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There’s not one of us who doesn’t have a mate with a car that looks like a bloody tip. Honestly, that bloke might even be you. Still, even if you are a bit of a grub when it comes to keeping your car spick n span, you...

Japan has just perfected the toaster and it’s price reflects that

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If you’ve spent any time at all with us here at Ozzy man Reviews, you’re no doubt aware that we love the bloody Japanese almost as much as we love the Russians. Don’t get us wrong, they’re nothing alike, and we love ‘...