Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Carpenter shares chat with entitled bloke demanding custom table built in under 2 weeks

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You know, despite everything you’ve ever heard to the contrary, having a Dad who runs a business and hooks you up with contacts isn’t necessarily all it’s cracked up to be. Obviously, that kind of s**t will have its p...

Bloke caught catching 40 f**ken winks on the highway has his Tesla goes 120kmph

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We’ve all heard about the Tesla’s awesome as f**k ability to self-drive. S**t, we’ve even shown you one on the go, but, on the flip-side of that, there’s also the tesla that skittled a f**ken robot at a recent trade f...

Mum whose son dropped the bloke who was pestering her speaks out

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We’re pretty certain you saw the video we shared yesterday where a young bloke stuck up for his mum and f**ken floored a stranger who was pestering her. Many of you who viewed it and mentioned that you thought somethi...

Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery

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This is gonna sound a bit grim, but that’s all right, because we don’t actually mean it to and it’ll all make sense in just a second. Here goes: have you ever considered where you’d like to die? At home in your bed se...

You’ve been eating pineapple wrong your whole life

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Pineapple has become one of those weirdly controversial topics in recent years. As you know, there’s great debate as to whether you put it on your pizza or whether you don’t. In the past, it’s been famous for being th...

Son bloody drops bloke pestering his sick mum

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We’re not the sort of blokes who advocate for violence here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but if there’s one time you just don’t have a choice, it’s when someone’s disrespecting your mother. Yeah, nah, when that s**t happens, ...

Bloke goes around calling teachers by their first name and filming their reaction

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Bloody high school was an interesting time wasn’t it? While you were going through your own personal puberty, awkward phase and journey of self-discovery, you also had to interact with a bunch of adults you barely kne...

This plumber charged $230,000 for a blocked toilet

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If you own your own place, the chances are that sooner or later you’re going to need to get a tradie in to complete some sort of work. And, yeah, we know, it’s a home reno generation and everyone thinks they can handl...

Bloke discovers dead eagle with tracking device, turns out it travelled everywhere

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F**ken eagles are majestic bloody beasts. While the lion rules the land as the king of the jungle, we’re pretty bloody certain that eagles are the kings of the sky. They’re big apex predators and they’re instantly rec...

Drunk captain smashes cargo ship into South Korean bridge

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Does anyone else remember the sequel to the Speed movie, Speed 2? We do, and if you’re wondering how they managed to top the legendary first movie, it was simple. Speed, but on a ship and with added Willem Defoe. Anyw...

Image of Jesus appear in the f***en sky of Italy

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If there’s one thing we definitely know about Jesus, it’s that he bloody loves Italy. His chosen dude, the Pope lives there, and there’s tonnes of other cool Jesus stuff there to boot. You’ve got the Vatican, you’ve g...

Construction worker bloody schools sheila who assumed he was uneducated

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One of the sad facts of life is that some people will always find a reason to judge others and act like they’re superior to other people by simple virtue of income, education or postcode. Obviously, the smartest of yo...

Watch this f**k-off big spider drag an opossum to its lair

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By this stage, we’re all aware that the deadly predatory instincts of spiders aren’t limited solely to catching s**t in webs. We all know that the little pricks can actually get pretty f**ken big and that some of the ...

A bunch of genius ideas that should be f***en mandated everywhere!

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Have a look around your bloody room right now and you’ll probably see tonnes of items. Me for example, I’m looking at pens, book-holders, lamps with bendy stems and tonnes of other things. Now, the reason I’m telling ...

Archaelogists find 1800 year old wall carvings of cock and balls

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All right, fellas, own up. Who’s drawn a bloody d**k and balls somewhere in recent memory? It’s always a bloody laugh to draw a random meat snorkel somewhere in a mate’s notepad, or to change their desktop background,...