Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker Movie lands on October 4 and they’ve just released the trailer

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We’re not gonna sit here and ask you whether or not you know who the Joker is. Of course you do. You’ve got the internet. You know the Joker. You probably know who Joaquin Phoenix is too. There’s been a tonne of discu...

Watching popcorn popping at 30,000 frames per second may make you cry

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Let’s be honest, if you say you don’t like popcorn, you’re bloody full of it. The stuff is so delicious that it’s pretty much the unanimous universal king of movie theatres everywhere. It smells bloody great, it’s got...

Ryan Reynolds trolls wife Blake Lively on her birthday by uploading dreadful photos of her

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If you’ve got a missus who needs to make sure every photo is perfect, you probably know what it’s like to have to retake your picture a thousand times. Of course, everyone keeps a couple of candid ones handy just in-c...

Bloke uses dead pigeon in Liverpudlian street “fight”

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Anyone who grew up playing video games like Streets of Rage knows that anything can be used as a weapon when you’re desperate. Similarly, anyone who played Street Fighter knows the value of a bloody bonza projectile m...

Beekeeper tricks greedy bears into becoming honey tasters after they kept stealing his honey

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We all know that bears are pretty bloody keen on honey. And, just quietly, if you are one of those blokes who thought it was all just a myth, it’s not. Yeah, bloody deadset, they love the stuff. And that was a big pro...

Metal detecting couple find a treasure hoard worth up to £5m

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Let’s be honest, we’ve probably all wondered whether or not it’s worth investing in a metal detector at least once or twice. Obviously, most of us have probably given the idea the old yeah, nah, but you can’t deny tha...

The Breaking Bad movie lands October 11 and they’ve just released the trailer

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The fact that the last decade or so has represented a bit of a zenith for television series has been talked about pretty bloody steadily in recent years. And with television series prospering on regular broadcast TV a...

Bloke who goes by the name “Customer Support” on social media trolls clueless customers

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If there’s one thing anyone in customer service has ever wished they could do, it’s gotta be telling difficult customers exactly what they thought. Unfortunately, the need to pay the bills doesn’t allow that. However,...

These are some of the biggest bathroom design fails we’ve seen

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Have you considered just what it is that’s so awesome about a swish bloody bathroom? Considering they’re basically a glorified place for us to wash the crud out of our arse-cracks, soak our balls in steaming hot water...

Sheila catches fish with two mouths!

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One of the oldest fishing clichés in the book is the act of pulling up something unexpected. You know, like a boot. But while that’s an old chestnut, it’s got bloody nothing on the bizarre fish New York angler Debbie ...

Bloke does a terrible job of covering up the evidence after pooing himself while shopping

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Look, here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re realists and we know that following through, making a premature evacuation or sharting is a part of life and that most of you out there in the comments section have been there. Of...

This mom’s idea to get her kids to do chores is a bloody bonza idea

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We all know that getting the whippersnappers to complete the household chores is a great way to teach them the value of money, the outcome of hard work, and the importance of responsibility. Also, anyone who’s a paren...

Check out the lengths this sheila has to go to get an oblivious bloke to catch onto her hints

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Look, we’ll be the first to admit that some blokes don’t get subtlety. Yeah, we know it’s a cliché and that there are plenty of blokes who are perfectly au fait with the nuances of language and are more than capable o...

Irate Dad unleashes on shop-assistant who embarrassed his 12-year-old daughter buying sanitary pads

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When you’re a Dad, you’ll do bloody anything to protect your little ones. Matter of fact, hearing that anyone has made your daughters uncomfortable, embarrassed or ashamed is the kind of thing that’s likely to send yo...

The Amazon’s burning so badly Sao Paulo is in darkness with fires visible from space

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We know that most of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are big fans of wildlife, natural beauty and oxygen, so we’re going to assume you know about the Amazon rainforest. If you don’t, it’s th...