Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Students charged over sick prank on teachers

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon a good prank is an important part of life. In your formative years, there’s no denying that a good prank can build resilience, foster bonds between friends and give everyone a blood...

TV helicopter accidentally exposes secret ‘herb’ garden in Spain

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These days, the general public tends to have something of a more lax attitude towards cannabis use, but despite that, it’s still kinda frowned upon to be growing pot without the right kind of business permits. Obvious...

Bloke parades engagement ring in front of missus to see how long it takes her to notice

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Let’s be honest, one of the best things about having a significant other is the banter. Deadset, if you’re not winding them up or having fun with them, you’re bloody well doing it wrong. So when we saw that a bloke on...

People with dirty last names are sharing the problems they cause in real life

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If you’ve ever met anyone with a bloody unfortunate last name, you know that they’ve pretty much got two choices: embrace and own that s**t, or change it for something nice and plain. Sadly, even if they do embrace th...

Kid gets speared by metal spring during trampoline accident

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Remember all those so-called do-gooders with their warnings about your trampoline? Well, judging from the looks of a freak accident in Pommyland, they might have been pretty bloody close to the mark. Of course, even t...

Woman dies after being attacked by a Rooster collecting eggs from her backyard

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Look, we don’t want to crow about it, but we all know that roosters are total cocks. Deadset, when it comes to being aggressive little b**tards, these blokes are far from chicken. And, unfortunately, that’s led to the...

Bride revealing news about her ‘big dump’ at wedding has attracted millions of views

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Sometimes in life, you’ve just gotta put your hands up and say, yep, I really trod in the proverbial that time. And that’s okay, we all have moments when we’re caught unawares and put our foot in our mouth. Of course,...

Warring Amazonian Tribes have united against Brazilian Government to protect the environment

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Anyone who’s watched movies, read books or played videogames knows that the enemy of your enemy is your friend. While there are probably some exceptions, we reckon that when your common enemy is way more powerful than...

Bloke has colony of bees settle on his bum while driving

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon that pretty much everyone’s familiar with the idea of the ‘bee beard,’ but a recent event in India absolutely blows that away. Yeah, nah, one random bloke managed to attract a whole...

Nurse escapes prison-sentence after treating patient’s “Tuna Taco” as a puppet

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You know, if we were sitting around the Ozzy Man Reviews newsroom and coming up with headlines for you blokes and blokettes, this is exactly the sort of thing we’d consider before going, ‘Yeah, nah, no one’s gonna bel...

Mullets are making a bloody comeback

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If you’ve been out an about lately, you’ve probably noticed that the most maligned of dodgy haircuts – the mullet – has been making something of a comeback. Deadset, if you’ve thought that over the last few months, th...

Rob Lowe’s sons are trolling him on Instagram and it’s bloody gold

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Rob Lowe has had a pretty interesting career filled with ups and downs. Obviously, there are the big hits of the 80s and the return to form in The West Wing, even if there is the minor trouble he had before disappeari...

A bunch of examples of hotels going above and beyond with their creativity

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Now that reviews on sites like Booking.com and Trip Advisor are an integral part of the hospitality industry, a select few hotels are going above and beyond with their attentions to service. Don’t get us wrong. There ...

Mobility scooter hoons past police car during slow pursuit

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If you’ve been on the internet in the last week or so, you might have managed to catch a pretty bloody funny viral video of a bloke on a mobility scooter leading cops on a wild goose-chase through some of Kiwiland’s b...

Footage captures monkey using sharpened rock to smash through glass at zoo

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We all know that monkeys are pretty bloody smart animals. S**t, more than a few of them are probably smarter than people we know. Part of that intelligence, though, means that some of ‘em are using tools to try and ac...