Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Kid refuses to move legs on train, someone captured his reaction when bloke sits on him

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One of the best things about being human is the fact we’re acutely aware of the power of facial expression. When something happens that moves us emotionally, we react. It’s part of what makes our existence as almost b...

Woolly Mammoth-infused cells show f***en signs of biological activity after 28,000 years

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G’day ya big woolly mammoth loving mother**kers. How ya doing? Hopefully, the answer to that question is ‘bloody grouse!’ If it’s not, we’ve got something that’ll cheer you right the f**k up. A while back, we told you...

Bloke decodes nail art to save guys from dating the “crazy sheilas”

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Usually when we greet you all, we take special care to greet both the blokes and the blokettes. Not today, though. Yeah, nah, today, we’ve got a special post just for the blokes out there in the comments. We know that...

Voice actor brilliantly trolls scammer over the phone and records it

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There really aren’t many life-forms lower than a bloody scammer. In fact, we’re hard-pressed to think of any. Just for starters, we can rule out any life form with a spinal cord. S**t, we can pretty much rule out anyt...

Bloke who got swallowed by a whale explains how he got out

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Bloody hell! If this isn’t some Jonah and the Whale bulls**t, we’re never gonna have a story that is. The other day, a diver was filming some pretty cool marine shenanigans when a friggin’ whale just f**ken gobbled hi...

People share the most awesome acts of kindness they’ve experienced from strangers

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No matter your station in life, there’s just no denying that a random act of kindness is right up there with the best things you can possibly experience. And, no, we’re not talking about charity here, we’re talking ab...

Quantum physicists may have proven we live in a simulation

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Rightio, ya big bewdiful legends, we think that it’s time to take your bat and ball and f**k off home. The reason? Well, if we’re reading this information right, it seems like reality is a sham and we can’t be sure wh...

Student recreates awesome film scenes with just a photograph and a location

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Even though we kinda know that movies are f**ken ubiquitous, and simply have to be filmed all over the globe – and in locations we know, love, pass through regularly, or even just stumble upon – we don’t often think o...

Dave Chappelle calls musician’s performance “gay” on live Instagram show, gets awkward

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Love or hate Dave Chappelle, you can’t deny that the man says whatever the f**k he wants whenever the f**k he wants. In fairness, that’s not really seen as such a good thing as it might have been a few years back when...

Forget AI, humans with Amplified Intelligence could be waaaay more powerful

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By this stage of your Netflix membership, you should be well and truly familiar with the concept of artificial intelligence. You know, the field of research that’s trying to make machines smart enough to learn and do ...

Viral math hack has everyone asking “Why the f*** weren’t we taught this in school?”

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Whether you call it math, maths, arithmetic, or numeracy, it’s no secret that mathematics sucks a fat one. It really does. And that’s probably why people are always looking for ways to excel at maths without actually ...

Centuries old ‘witch marks’ found in ancient cave

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It’s been a bloody good month for cavers and archaeologists in the UK. First of all, they found some ancient Roman dick and balls carvings in quarries near Hadrian’s Wall, which is impressive enough in itself, but a s...

Paraglider gets into biff with kangaroo during landing, because ‘STRAYA

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It only takes a rudimentary knowledge of wildlife, geography and near-death experiences to know that Australia is famed for possessing wildlife that’ll f**k you up. To be honest, we’re not really sure how we came to p...

New 3D printer looks like something straight out of f***en Star Trek

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In recent years, we’ve seen the development of 3D printers that are pretty f**ken gun. Yep, thanks to those people you picked on in school, we now have the technology to actually print cool s**t in 3D. Yep, if your pr...

The most f***en ridiculously deep swimming pool in the world to open in Poland

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Here in Ozzyland, we f**ken love a good swimming pool. It may be a surprise to some because our beaches are so bloody good, but we’re also pretty f**ken keen on swimming pools too. It may be because once you reach cer...