Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Blokes car was so messy he couldn’t reach the handbrake and crashed

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There’s not one of us who doesn’t have a mate with a car that looks like a bloody tip. Honestly, that bloke might even be you. Still, even if you are a bit of a grub when it comes to keeping your car spick n span, you...

Japan has just perfected the toaster and it’s price reflects that

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If you’ve spent any time at all with us here at Ozzy man Reviews, you’re no doubt aware that we love the bloody Japanese almost as much as we love the Russians. Don’t get us wrong, they’re nothing alike, and we love ‘...

‘It kept me to eat later’: Claims Russian rescued after spending a month inside a bear den

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When it comes to crazy bear stories, you really can’t discount Russia. Seriously, for a minute there, we were starting to think those bloody legends had exhausted their supply of ursine insanity for the year. Obviousl...

Reliving the Muay Thai fighter who had his head caved in by a ‘hellbow’

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Following on from MMA’s recent bunghole-kick debacle, we were wondering what could be worse than a toe to the phu-phu-valve when we remembered this bloody doozy. From memory, we were talking about the rules of MMA and...

Kids from different parts of the world photographed with what foods they eat in a week

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We all know that what you eat is pretty bloody important. And, to be fair, we all probably know that healthy eating habits start when you’re young. Don’t get us wrong, we know that tastes evolve and loads of you bloke...

Bloke in MMA fight gets penalized for illegal ‘butthole’ kick

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You know, to those of you who don’t really follow the sport, MMA can look like a complete no-holds-barred free-for-all. And, to be fair, we get that. The sport pits competitors against each other in gladiatorial comba...

Super Mum leaps to save son from falling through railings on fourth-floor balcony

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With the FIFA Women’s World Cup currently underway, you’ve probably seen a few comments on the internet critiquing the quality of the goalkeeping. Some people have gone so far as to suggest that the fairer gender just...

This turtle lost both his back legs so vets got creative

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We all know the story of the tortoise and the hare. It’s a bloody classic that’s been around since the days of Aesop, and that dude was kicking around Greece five to six hundred years B.C. Well, while the tortoise in ...

Deep sea explorers capture rare footage of a 12-foot giant squid

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As far as ‘mythical’ beasts go, the bloody kraken is one that’s definitely held our attention for a long time. For bloody centuries, we’ve known they’re down there in the deepest, darkest depths of the ocean, but unti...

Supercar Blondie reckons she’s found the most beautiful car in the world

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For a lot of blokes and blokettes, supercars are the ultimate bloody dream. And we reckon that’s more than fair enough. After all, we friggen love getting behind the wheel, giving it a bit of throttle and chucking a f...

This artist has been accused of faking her paintings by internet detectives

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If you’ve been lurking on the internet for a while, you’re pretty au fait with the idea that it constantly throws up ethical conundrums, moral dilemmas and baffling arguments. And, you know, we don’t really think ther...

This bloke’s built his wife a ridgey-didge tiki garden

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Rightio, blokes, it seems that a challenge has been laid down. Deadset, if you’ve been slacking off on spoiling the missus, you might not want her to see this bonza bloody tiki garden a Pommy bloke has built for the w...

Live rat falls from ceiling onto restaurant table

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In a pretty bloody interesting event that’s sure to get the Ratatouille memes coming in the comments section, a sheila in the States was sitting down at a restaurant when a big bloody live rat came plummeting from the...

YouTuber opens world first ‘Free Store’ and films the grand opening

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YouTuber Mr Beast has made a name for himself as one of the internet’s proper good Samaritans. If you don’t know who he is, give him a Google and suss out some of his awesome acts of generosity. Among them, you’ll see...

Two tonne great white shark jumps from water and tears chum bag from boat

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If you’re not even a little bit awe-struck by the predatory power of a big bewdiful great white shark, then you either haven’t seen one cutting through the water like a knife through butter or you’re bloody bonkers. F...