Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Two of the world’s strongest men were sat next to each other in economy class

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Even the smallest little bugger has a hard time squishing into most airline seats, and when you’re next to a big bloke – or blokette – it’s never fun. So, you’ve got to love the circumstances that put two of the world...

This sheila’s anti-selfies are funny as f**k

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For some people, travel is all about the selfie. It seems these folks just can’t take a decent pic of a famous landmark or location without trying to get themselves in it. Seriously, it’s such a phenomenon, that it’s ...

This Ozzy bloke built a f***en working hovercraft in his garage

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It’s probably a fair call to say that the ability to build cool s**t is often seen as one of those skills that gets you automatic points on your man-card. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon that’s about f**ken right,...

Sheila claims God spared the cross in Notre Dame fire, the Internet bloody roasted her

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First up, let’s get this one clear. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we don’t give a flying f**k what you choose to believe happens once you die and where you think you’re going once you do take that big swan-dive into the p...

American burger joint releasing ‘special’ burger on 4/20

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Anyone who’s ever chonged on, ripped a few cones, choofed a few buckets or shared a spliff with their mates knows that a trip to the local burger joint is all part of the fun. You can load up on thickshakes, cheesebur...

This Twitter ‘life hack’ explains how to get creases out of your sneakers

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Shoes. These days, most of us in the civilised world wear them. Obviously, you bogans in Queensland kinda see them as an optional extra, but most of us love a good pair of shoes. It’s not even a stretch to suggest tha...

Bloke from Florida gets arrested for RKO’ing an inflatable Alligator

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One bonza meme from the other side of the pond that we see here in Ozzyland a fair bit concerns the many and varied tales of Florida man. To us, Florida man seems like a bit of a classic. If there’s something base, cl...

Swarms of octopus are taking over the ocean

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If you don’t already know that octopuses are pretty f**ken grouse creatures that are way smarter than your average cephalopod, you must have been living under a big bloody rock. Except, surprise mother**ker, that rock...

Huawei’s new 50x zoom camera phone sparks massive privacy concerns

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You might remember a while ago, we showed you an awesome image of Shanghai that allowed viewers to zoom in really f**ken close on blokes and sheilas all over the city. Now, when we showed you that, the technology didn...

Scientists have created world’s first 3D-printed heart using patient’s own cells

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Although some may be black, some may be cold, some may be big and some may be dead, we all have a heart of some description. And, in fairness, regardless of how yours is described by your peers and detractors, it’s pr...

Drunk bloke wakes up in strangers house and the owner’s reaction is f**ken gold

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Most of us have heard stories from our bulls**t artist mates about that time they were so bloody maggoted they woke up in a stranger’s house with no f**ken clue where they were or how they got there. Usually, the stor...

Bloke tracks down kids who egged his house, forces them to clean it up

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It’s probably not too much of a stretch to say that egging the f**k out of houses is something of a rite of passage. It’s a bloody crack-up, and even though it’s pretty bloody annoying for the bloke or sheila being eg...

Artist transforms apartment block into mural of residents favourite books

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Traditionally, graffiti can be a pretty divisive thing. Some people are against it in all its forms, some people love the s**t out of it, and some people fall somewhere in the middle. They love some constructive stree...

Sheila panics after seeing spider while driving, crashes car

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Bloody spiders ay. Those little f**kers with their eight legs, their eight eyes and their burning hatred of mankind are pretty f**ken scary to some people. Deadset, some people drop a bollock as soon as they see even ...

Female weightlifter’s arm snaps in two places as she attempts a lift

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Remember that weird double-jointed kid who could bend their arm in a bunch of inhuman ways? You probably do, and that’s because the s**t they did with their limbs was f**ken unnatural. Yeah, nah, our arms and legs jus...