Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Maroon 5 and Travis Scott’s half time Super Bowl show described as worst in history

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The Super Bowl halftime show is almost as important as the football itself. It’s usually a great cultural touchstone, an important event, and a source of water-bubbler conversation in the workplace. Think about it. Th...

The Internet freaked out when they realised ‘Mega Bats’ are a thing

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So it turns out that some things we take for granted here in Ozzyland are apparently big f**ken news to the internet. To be honest, we’re not sure why that is. It’s not like we’re hidden right away in some little corn...

Worker caught on camera pretending to slip on ice cubes for compensation

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The world is an expensive place. You know as well as we do that with the rising costs of groceries, of fuel, of keeping the water and power flowing, of ensuring you have abundant quantities of beer, and of raising chi...

Teenager wakes to find over 16 million bucks in his bank account after bank made error

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Whether you’re a bloody hard worker whose okay with some fair dinkum hard yakka or not, you can’t deny that the ultimate dream is becoming rich while doing absolutely f**k-all to deserve it. You know, like the Kardash...

Meet the bloody legend who saved homeless people from the polar vortex

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By now, we’ve all heard of the polar vortex that’s been freezing the USA’s collective balls, butts and boobs off, but while we’ve been inundated with humorous videos of blokes burning themselves with hot water and blo...

Sheila’s wet hair freezes solid after stepping outside

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In case you’re not aware, it’s really bloody cold in the US at the moment. Deadset, temperatures have dropped to the almost unbelievably low minus 40 degrees Celsius mark. That is f**ken ridiculous. At that temperatur...

Bloke attempts boiling water trick in freezing conditions, f**ks it up

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With the bloody awesome high-def cameras and technology we have these days, anyone can quickly and easily create beautiful photos and videos with a little bit of help from the technology at hand. When you add the perf...

Woman inadvertently starts brilliant game of ‘paintception’ on Twitter

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We’ve probably said this before and we’ll probably say it again, but while there’s plenty of bulls**t on the web, there’s so much bloody amazing stuff on here that cataloguing it all would take a lifetime. Sometimes y...

Bloke quits his job and turns up dressed as Spider-Man for last day

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When you think about boring jobs, it’s probably not a stretch to say banking must be up there with the dullest of them. Anyone who’s ever been to a bank will be able to vouch for this. They look boring, sound boring a...

Bloke falls asleep during livestream, wakes to find 200 people watching him

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The idea of being watched while you sleep is pretty much a staple of horror movies and phobias. After all, it’s pretty f**ken creepy to consider that while you’re sleeping, and no doubt snoring and farting your arse o...

Cheating bloke’s side-chick crashes his wedding dressed in full bridal gown

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We bloody love schadenfreude here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, fair dinkum, while some of you might like watching those ‘most satisfying videos ever’ that feature some sort of slow-moving chemical reaction in HD, we’d p...

There’s a bloody snake that has a fake spider-tail to ambush birds

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As you’re no doubt aware, we bloody well love wildlife here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We reckon that if we can channel even a tenth of the love and passion Steve 'bloody legend' Irwin had for all critters great and sma...

Footage of Arnie behind the scenes in new Terminator movie has been released

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It’s been more than a few f**ken years since Arnie originally said, “I’ll be back!” and he’s already followed through on that promise on more than a few occasions, but the legendary Governator is doing it all again. ...

20kg of red hot steel is placed on a frozen lake in Finnish experiment

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Whether you wanna go right back to the days of Robert Frost or stick closer to contemporary times with Game of Thrones, the everlasting conflict between fire and ice has always been one to watch. On one hand, you’ve g...

Geologist gets revenge on neighbour who left huge boulder in her driveway

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G’day, ya toerags. How are you all doing? Hopefully, you’re not dealing with neighbours as painful as the ones the star of today’s story, Melissa Scruggs from California, has to endure. Anyone who’s ever lived next do...