Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

“Sex toy and porn” during horror job interview

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Sometimes we look at our own headlines and ask ourselves what the f**k is that all about, and this is one of those headlines. We generally have an understanding in society that lawyers, barristers, judges and the like...

F*cken legend catches a beer while hang gliding

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Maaaate, we f**ken love a beer here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Whether we’re watching the latest new vids on YouTube, whether we’re digging up the old classics for another squiz, or whether we’re commenting about them, you’...

Some of the most f*cked up ways people have caught their partners cheating

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Ya know, we’re pretty f**ken au fait with reading other people’s horror stories on Reddit. In fact, some of you big bloody legends probably still have some of these creepy stories playing on your mind. When we saw tha...

Netflix to feature “choose your own adventure” episode of Black Mirror

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Remember Choose Your Own Bloody Adventure Stories? We f**ken do. And make no mistake, they were the bloody tits! And, according to Netflix, it seems we’re not the only ones. The streaming TV giant has announced that s...

Ozzy Man Reviews: Conor McGregor

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We were going to start this article by saying Conor McGregor has made quite a name for himself in recent years, but then we were struck dumb with the thought that he really hasn’t. Just think about that saying, made a...

Prisoners use drone to get Chinese takeaway delivered

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Fair f**ken dinkum, drones have got to be one of the most important inventions in the last hundred years or so. They’ve completely revolutionised the way we do all sorts of shit. Need to spy on someone? Drone. Need to...

Bloke gets more than he bargained for when hassling chick for shower pics

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You probably saw our recent post about the chick who used her mate’s number to deal with guys who were a little too pushy when it came to getting the digits or catching up afterwards. If you like that one, you’re prob...

A huge sinkhole just swallowed up a beach in Australia

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No matter where you are in the world, there are a couple of universal truths that most of you either know or would at least have heard about the place we come from, Ozzy Land. First of all, we have awesome wildlife – ...

China erects “dick” building that shoots fireworks from its tip

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Ah, the penis. Some might say it’s mankind’s most beloved body part. Others might say it’s womankind’s most beloved body part too. Am I right? Am I right? Anyway, I digress. All we’re saying is that in a world positiv...

Girl gives creepy guys her mates number – he roasts them one by one

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Apparently, life as a girl can be pretty tough at times. From what I hear, some of it just seems like such a rigmarole. Of course, one thing that makes life a bit tougher for girls, is the way some dudes behave toward...

A sh*tscared Will Smith bungee jumps from a helicopter to celebrate 50th birthday

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Let’s start this one by saying, holy f**ken sh*tballs, Will Smith is 50! I would ask how that’s possible, but the obvious answer is that the relentless march of the years never stops and that’s just depressing as f**k...

Redditors reveal the most awkward times they were walked in on masturbating

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Life, it seems, is full of awkward moments. We’ve all experienced them. They’re usually unexpected, and quite frequently, they’re a bloody shock to the system. I mean, we can all make a verbal faux pas from time to ti...

Policeman tries to lie his way through search – suspect lawyers the sh*t out of him

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G’day you big bloody dickheads. Hope you’re having a tops f**ken day and no one’s gonna piss on your parade. Matter of fact, I hope your day at work is bloody good too. In fact, I hope it’s so bloody good that when yo...

Twelve photos that prove Japan is one of a kind

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How’s ya memory ya big gorgeous f**k-knuckles? Have you killed it with beer or do ya remember an article from a while back with a bunch of pics in it that show off how bloody awesome Japan is? If ya don’t remember, ch...

Puffer fish destroys anyone in his f*cken way

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Ooooohhh yyyeeeaaahhh!!!! It’s bloody fight time. Invite your mates over, crank up your f**ken Survivor album, knock back a couple of tinnies, and enjoy the latest and greatest animal battle. Today, we’re leaving the ...