Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Apple reveals the iPhone 11 and the Internet has responded with some cracker memes

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Let’s be honest, we could give you a big spiel about iPhones here, but what’s the point? You know what they are. You might love ‘em, and if you do, there’s nothing we’ll say that can change that. You’ll just continue ...

Parents share photos of their lives before and after kids

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The debate about whether or not life is better or worse after kids has been going on for bloody millennia. Matter of fact, it’s probably gonna go on for a few millennia more before it’s done too, but if there’s one th...

Photo from soccer game has been freaking people out but turns out it shouldn’t be

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If you’ve ever heard stories about Turkish soccer teams, you’ll know the matches can be pretty bloody crazy affairs. Don’t take our word for it, though, former England striker Les Ferdinand has spoken about having a g...

Trolls tell Journalist she’s ‘too ugly’ to post pics of her face, she responds brilliantly

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As you’re probably aware, we live in a strange set of political times that really make everyday a vicious war of words between one side and the other. Unfortunately, when those political discussions involve the incumb...

The Rock trolls Kevin Hart in update after accident

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Unless you live with your head in the sand, you probably know that Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is a bit of a legend. You probably also know that Kevin Hart was seriously hurt in a car crash just recently. Although news ...

Someone has photoshopped the Aussie currency with some bloody legends

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If you’re at all familiar with cash here in Ozzyland, you’ll know that it’s pretty bloody good stuff. Because it’s made of plastic, you can accidentally leave it in your pocket and not have it disintegrate. It’s also ...

28ft anaconda sends crocodile to Destination F*@#ed

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It’s been a good while since we had a proper beastly battle-royal here on Ozzy Man Reviews, but we’re stoked to announce that today is the day we bring ‘em back. Specifically, we’ve got two of South America’s most pow...

CCTV shows bloody legend bang on neighbours door to warn them of fire and helps them evacuate

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Mate, we’ve said it on here a thousand times, but people really are bloody awesome. Sure, there are a few wankers out there, but by and large, most people are bloody top blokes and fully grouse sheilas. And why should...

These examples show just how f*@*en dodgy the English language is

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It’s a bit of a general truth that English is the ‘hardest language to learn’. Now, we’re not a hundred per cent sure whether it is actually the fair dinkum trickiest of the lot, but we’ve heard it from enough folks w...

Check out these classic works of art that have been altered to have smiles

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A smile can say a hell of a lot. Most obviously, it’s an expression of joy, but depending on the circumstance, that one little movement of the face can communicate a wealth of human emotion. Just think about it for a ...

Orlando Bloom forced to break his silence on “those” pictures

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Most of us know Orlando Bloom from his performances as the elf Legolas in the Lord of the Rings and, to a lesser extent, The Hobbit, trilogies. Of course, some of you kinky buggers who’ve seen those leaked photos, mig...

Ozzy sheila turned down for job at Aldi rejects rejection in bloody beauty of a letter

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There’s nothing like a bit of creative thinking and assertiveness in life. Deadset, have a look at pretty much every one stationed above you in the hierarchy at work. If they’re not actually a top bloke or a top sheil...

Deepfake brings us what Will Smith as Neo in the Matrix would have been like

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If you’re a film trivia bloke, you’re probably across the fact that before Keanu Reeves accepted the role of Neo in The Matrix, Will Smith was offered the gig. As the story goes, the Fresh Prince knocked it back so he...

Incredible moment as mother dolphin jumps to thank fishermen for rescuing her baby

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Friggen dolphins are pretty bloody special creatures. Deadset, we love the buggers. We reckon they’re probably the worst bloody thing to put in a tin of tuna and we know that anyone who’s seen the cheeky water-bogans ...

Amazing moment as bloke on a 133km/h roller-coaster catches someone’s dropped phone

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If you’ve ever been a fan of the cricket, you’ll know all about classic bloody catches. These are the catches that defy the odds, that laugh in their face of common sense, that piss on the line between impossible and ...