Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

Man tries to rob a store but no one cares enough to give a sh*t

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Even those of us who don’t work in retail have probably heard that when some desperate scumbag busts into the store, points a gun at staff and demands they throw the cash in the bag, you’re supposed to do as they say ...

Man arrested after he masturbates, dips butt in church’s holy water

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Sometimes the world of fiction can’t come up with a headline that’s crazy enough. Yeah, nah, sometimes you’ve got to rely on a real world story to demonstrate to the world the real definition of ‘off the f**ken hook’....

Foo Fighters invite 10 year old up guitarist on stage and cover Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’

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A long-ass f**ken time ago it was said that every bloke and every sheila would get their fifteen minutes of fame. For young rocker Collier, that sh*t came at a recent Foo Fighters show. If you were to ask whether or n...

Check out this awesome couple’s alien chest-burster maternity shoot

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Ladies, gentlemen, wankers and f**k-knuckles, we are gathered here today to celebrate a very special event for two people who know what it means to create a memorable experience and make sure their maternity photos al...

Google maps imagery causes a divorce

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You know, it’s been said that for the youth of today, it’s a pretty sh*t time to be alive if you wanna run amok, cause a ruckus and get up to a bit of mischief because bloody cameras are everywhere. You know, you prob...

Turns out avocados aren’t vegan and vegans are f*cken spewin’

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Ha. Hahahahahahaha. We f**ken love when vegans come a cropper here on Ozzy Man Reviews. Not because we hate ‘em or anything. We don’t. We reckon their hearts are in the right places, but we just think it’s bloody funn...

Boston Dynamics’ Atlas robot shows off f*cken parkour skills

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Okay, okay, you’ve probably seen a tonne of sh*tpost articles about a ‘parkour’ robot that can go up steps and shit. And yeah, nah, that f**ken robot’s real, but while the internet sh*ts a collective brick about the p...

Aussie mum battered and bruised while shielding baby from hailstorm

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Anyone familiar with the weather in sunny Queensland at this time of year knows that the afternoons can be a breeding ground for f**ken wicked storms. Spectacular blasts of lightning arcing across the sky are a common...

A collection of kids who have no f**ken idea how funny they are

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F**ken kids can be interesting little creatures. Whether they’re only little blokes the height of a dingo’s danglies or they’re slightly bigger ones able to deliver a bit of sass, they can be pretty bloody funny. Some...

Blokes hack arcade game to get sh*tload of tickets

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Mate, how the f**k are ya? Are you better than a dugong’s donut? Happier than a double-dicked dingo? Cheerier than a cassowary’s cockles? I hope so. BUT, if you’re not, we’ve got just the thing for you: a little life-...

10 ways your life changes from your 20s to your 30s

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If you’re a young whippersnapper and you’ve only had hair on your balls for a few years, this post might be a bit above you. If you’re not a whippersnapper any more and the hair on your balls has turned as grey as the...

Viral video of feminist pouring bleach on manspreaders debunked as Russian propaganda

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Holy f**ken cabbage rolls, gents, it turns out it’s safe to manspread the shit out of your legs on public transport after all. What a bloody relief that is! After a video last week infuriated the sh*t out of red-blood...

Bloke on train whacks sleeping woman on the head with his phone

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Public bloody transport. Just the thought of it is enough to strike fear into the hearts and minds of many commuters. And, unless public transport in your neck of the woods is f**ken sh*t-hot, there’s a good reason fo...

‘Lady’ Voldemort will change the way you see Harry Potter’s arch nemesis

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Yeah, nah, fair dinkum, Harry Potter’s pretty much one of the cultural touchstones of our generation and f**kers everywhere are really down with the whole school of wizardry sh*t. In fact, it’s probably about accurate...

When people fishing for compliments get what they deserve

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Some blokes say that social media has brought us closer together as a global community. And that’s somewhat true. Auntie Shazza in the UK who you’ve never met before can now see what you had for dinner and strange men...

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