Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Boss of the year is given 8 hours to fire his entire staff, decides to help them instead

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By this stage, it’s pretty safe to assume that everyone reading this has had a sh**ty boss at one stage or another. Those b**tards are bloody ubiquitous. It doesn’t matter whether you work in retail, in trade, or in a...

Bloke sends Sheila $9 invoice after failed date

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We dunno about you blokes and blokettes, but we’re pretty sure we live in a world in flux right now. We’re evolving as social beasts. The ways we’ve interacted in the past don’t always apply and, as a result, the rule...

Dog destroys neighbours “toy” parcel, resulting in very awkward exchange

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re acutely aware of the fact that most people have to live with neighbours. That can be good or bad depending on the neighbour. Sometimes your neighbours are d**kheads, sometimes they’re y...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s house looks like something out of a bloody horror film

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Look, right off the bat, that’s a bloody big call. But, it’s pretty much accurate. And, just for clarity’s sake, we’re not talking about a spooky one like the house on Niebolt street in It. Yeah, nah, we’re talking ab...

The Internet shares their life-altering experiences that everyone must try

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It’s not a bloody secret that the sum of human knowledge is built upon the experiences of us all a combined race. It’s also just common sense to understand that there are some experiences that just change you, man. An...

Suffering bloke texts Pasta Helpline instead of depression line, gets incredible response

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As much as we like to think that life is all fun, games, YouTube videos and d**k jokes, we just have to face reality and understand that some people are doing it tough. Deadset, we all have our hard moments, but for s...

Bloke discovers he is in a Tinder date nightmare when boyfriend arrives at front door

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It’s no bloody secret that Tinder – and other websites like it – have revolutionised the way we date in the modern world. No longer do you have to settle for whichever down and desperate losers are left in the bar at ...

Tokyo 2020: Medals to be made from recycled waste

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We’ve spoken about our love for Japan loads of times here on Ozzyman Reviews, and we’re gonna say it again, we fair dinkum love those pricks. They just seem to really ‘get’ what it means to be a good bloke. Have a f**...

Bloke picks the lock on chastity cage with a condom wrapper

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We’re going to be completely up front with you blokes and blokettes right now. We know that a bunch of you are going to look at this story and shrug it off as ludicrous. You’re going to think it’s a load of old s**t a...

Bloke creates strategy to get phone numbers off Tinder using a “Choose Your Own Adventure”

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By all accounts, life on Tinder is a mixed blessing for the chicks out there. On one hand, there are so many potential suitors for them, they may as well be partying at Odysseus’ place. On the other hand, there are th...

Bloody legend photographer catches rare black leopard in Africa for the first time in almost a century

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As you know, we love to give a little shout-out to Steve ‘bloody legend’ Irwin whenever we share another animal story with you, so upon news that a black leopard has been photographed in Africa for the first time in a...

Son of anti-vaxxer who got vaccinated on 18th birthday shares all in Reddit AskMeAnything

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We know we’ve given anti-vaxxers a bit of s**t here in the past, and we still urge everyone to make sure they vaccinate, but on reflection, we reckon we might be able to learn a thing or two from Ethan Lindenberger, t...

A bunch of bloody good ideas that are almost genius

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There’s a bloody fine line between lunacy and genius. Deadset, some of the greatest ideas of our time would have seemed completely stupid at one point. Similarly, some of the ideas you’re about to see might seem a bit...

This bloke has somehow taken over PornHub with his unique videos going viral

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They say that no matter your kink, there’s someone else out there who’s also into it. And, let's be honest, you don’t have to have travelled far to know that the internet will usually help you find that person. More t...

Genius lottery winning bloke wears “Scream” mask to collect prize ceremony

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Winning the lotto is supposed to be a bloody good reason to celebrate. You’re supposed to collect your check then walk into the local tav and buy everyone a round of beers. Then you need to walk into work and tell the...