Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Bloke has 15 beers pumped into his stomach in order to save his life

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Anyone who’s bloody anyone has heard stories of dudes, dudettes, blokes and blokettes needing their stomach pumped after a heavy night on the sauce. Sh*t, there’s probably more than a few of you out there who tell tha...

It’s so f*cken hot in Australia right now, a cafe has cooked a steak in a parked car

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In news every bit as surprising as water is wet, the sky is blue, and beer is f**ken delicious, Ozzyland is f**ken hot. Now, before you say, no sh*t, we’re gonna qualify that absurd claim for you. Ozzyland is in the m...

Bloke ends up in hospital after injecting semen to cure back pain

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Yeah, let’s just get right into it. There’s no way to pretty this craziness up, so…bear with us. We’ve all heard of internal cumshots, but it seems like one Irish bloke has taken things way further than anyone expecte...

‘Africa’ by Toto is playing on an endless loop somewhere in the Namibian desert

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When it comes to absolute f**ken bangers, anyone with even an ounce of nous doesn’t even bother looking at tunes from our modern era. Sh*t, most people know you go straight past the early 2000s, straight past the 90s ...

China has just sprouted a plant on the far side of the moon

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It seems like ever since we were young, people have been talking about the fact we might be able to colonise other planets and survive in outer space. Largely, that sh*t’s been Science-Fiction. Recently, though, thing...

Aussie bogan goes viral after he crashed his missus’ car and ran from the cops

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One of the joys of growing up is learning from your mistakes. And let’s not beat around the bush here, the average young fella f**ks up an awful lot. That’s normal and that’s okay as long you know how to take your mis...

Video footage captured in Brazil shows it’s f*cken raining spiders

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These days, you’ll hear plenty of people talk sh*t about the coming end times. With all the earthquakes, tidal waves, strange creatures washing up on beaches, and existence of a president like Donald Trump, you could ...

The Internet can’t agree on what the lyrics say in this Rihanna song

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By now every man and his dingo are familiar with internet mindf**ks like the ‘Yanny or Laurel’ audio, or even the ‘what colour is this dress?’ scenario. The world wide web is awash with this kind of thing, and seeing ...

News Chopper catches stadium staff playing Mario Kart on the scoreboard

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We like to think we know our audience here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and we reckon that given half a chance, most of you blokes and blokettes would love to hook your consoles up to the biggest screen possible. It’s just co...

How many of these everyday bits of knowledge aren’t you aware of?

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General knowledge is one of those awesome kinds of intelligence that you can’t really be ‘taught’ in a traditional sense. Being well-read certainly helps, but mostly, you either learn it from experience, your mistakes...

Drunk bloke cooks his own feed at The Waffle House after finding staff asleep

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When you’ve got a belly that’s just hankering for a mad feed, there is nothing more frustrating than not being able to find a restaurant or fast food joint capable of satiating your hunger. If you’ve ever been pissed ...

Bloke wearing empty beer carton on his head covers speed cameras with a tea towel

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Ever since the days of Ned Kelly, Ozzies have bloody loved a rogue who’s willing to risk it all and do battle with the forces of law and order. Sh*t, if that bloke’s got dodgy headgear on, he’s practically a legend. O...

Ozzy soccer fans dance with cops after failed flare search

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Bizarrely enough, crazed soccer fans aren’t strictly limited to the traditional locales of Europe and South America. Yeah, nah, while it may seem like a big bloody stretch, even Ozzyland has its share of excitable foo...

Comedian Nimesh Patel kicked off stage for “offensive joke”

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When Nimesh Patel was invited to a stand-up comedy event at Columbia University by the Columbia Asian American Alliance, he expected to perform his regular show to an audience that knew him, knew his schtick, and knew...

Californian bloke caught on CCTV camera licking strangers doorbell for 3 hours

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We like to think we present you with tonnes and tonnes of batsh*t crazy news stories here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but sometimes we’re forced to wonder how we ever keep up. Amongst all the animal attacks, strange punch-up...