Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Legend UPS driver who takes photos with the dogs on his route

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If you’ve ever heard anyone try to argue that doggos aren’t the best animals on the planet and that some animals – like f**ken cats, for example – are better, you know you’ve come face to face with someone who’s more ...

The world’s best airport has a f***en rainforest inside!

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One of the great joys of the modern world is that we’re starting to look at things like infrastructure a bit differently. Take airports for an example. In the past, they were bug f**ken monuments to industry. To be fa...

Bloke finds his ‘missing’ kitten snoozing under dog’s ear

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For a long time, dogs and cats have been at war. It’s one of the great rivalries of the world, and it’s a dispute that’s been immortalised in thousands of cartoons, kid’s stories and comic books. But just like the feu...

Sheila who lost her forehead has a warning for others!

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Let’s not beat around the bush here, we’ve all referred to the balding bloke’s forehead as a fivehead – or sixhead, sevenhead or eighthead – and that’s okay. It’s all well and good to make fun of your mates, but the r...

Sheila gives birth to twins with two different fathers

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We’ll be f**ked if this story doesn’t get a bloody big CRIKEY, but over in China, a woman has given birth to twins – from two different fathers. Obviously, we all know the basic ins and outs of baby-making revolve aro...

Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something

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We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not...

Captain bans sheila midflight after having huge meltdown because no Pepsi was available

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We live in a world that’s all about instant gratification. You can f**ken stream your favourite movies on demand. Get information about pretty much anything ever with a few swipes of your mobile phone and order food t...

Check out this flash-as-f**k Japanese gaming toilet design

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We’ve spoken before about the fact people love to figuratively – and literally – crush candy on the dunny. And let’s be honest, you all do it. Back in the day, it used to be a great place to read the newspaper or a ch...

Synthetic alcohol could be here in 5 years – and it has no hangover symptoms

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Let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite as relaxing at the end of the week as a nice cold brewski. Whether you’re a fan of the spirits, the beers or the wines, there’s a poison for each of you. And by poison, we mean i...

Vegan ‘influencer’ gets caught eating fish and awkwardly tries to hide it on camera

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Look, we all know that one bloke – even if it’s usually a sheila – who claims to be a vegetarian or a vegan but eats f**ken fish or chicken because it’s not ‘meat’. It f**ks us how that one works, but you know, fair g...

These photos of the unseen side of things will change the way you see the world

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It’s probably a pretty fair statement to say that the world runs on a need to know basis. If you don’t actually need to know something for your career, your interests or your general wellbeing, you probably don’t know...

Bloke spends 100+ hours single-handedly playing Lord of the Rings song on 13 cellos

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If there’s one positive we can honestly say about the nerds of the world, it’s that they’re quite often a very talented and very dedicated bunch of weirdos. Deadset, while you might question their taste in novels, mov...

“Toey” elephant smashes cars and houses after failing to find a missus

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If you’ve ever come across a group of toey incels online, you’ll know all too well that some people don’t cope well when they can’t get no satisfaction. Unfortunately, people aren’t the only ones who don’t know what t...

Adults reveal childhood memories of things they assumed only rich people had

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Money is a pretty interesting thing. Depending on how much you have, you may have a completely different understanding of it to someone else. And, yeah, we know that’s a bit of a no-brainer, but the reality is that fo...

Couple from Florida earned the title “bogan wedding of the year” in f***en style

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There’s a lot to be said for finding true happiness with the one you love. Finding someone who can share your hobbies with you. Who can just be happy with you in your favourite places. Someone who gets hard over the s...