Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Filming for Game of Thrones’ prequel ‘Bloodmoon’ has already begun

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F**k yes, people! With Game of Thrones wrapping up in typically grandiose fashion, we’ve already got reason to crack a fat, tremble with anticipation and otherwise feel pretty bloody sprightly about the future of the ...

Big legend of a bloke downs huge icy cold sprite like it’s nothing

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The internet has given us some marvellous things. It really has. It’s also opened the door to all sorts of strange fascinations and kinks. And, nah, yeah, nah, there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just that sometimes...

Swiss company launches new VIP gold class cinema that looks f***en mint

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We dunno about you blokes, but in our old age, we know that there’s only one thing that can possibly happen when we lie down to watch a movie. Deadset, give it five minutes and the snoring begins. Still, for some peop...

Bloke cancels wedding after he found out how his fiance treated their pet dog

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Human relationships are a bloody complex kettle of fish. There’s so much on the line when you’re giving someone your all that it can be hard to have definitive boundaries in a relationship that’s existed for a long pe...

Chris ‘Captain America’ Evans rocked up to his high school reunion like a boss

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One of the most fully f**ken grouse parts of being a regular and average bloke is the fact that you see those swanning around in the upper echelons of successful society as somehow different to you. After all, believi...

Sheila loses s**t at random girl because her boyfriend kept liking her photos

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The internet is bloody grouse. Obviously, it connects families, delivers us awesome content with a few swipes of our fingers, and lets us access all the information in the known world, but it’s so much more than that....

Infinite Tucker sends internet into a frenzy with Superman dive in hurdles race

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Here in Ozzyland, we like to think of ourselves as a nation of sporting legends, as a race of never-say-die warriors on the field of play, and as the greatest sporting culture on Earth. Before you get all bloody antsy...

Bloke pranks girlfriend with new Snapchat filter, instantly regrets it

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Speaking solely to the blokes here, we’re probably as aware as you fellas are that pulling your sheila’s leg is a pretty risky business. Sure, it can be pretty funny, but unless you like living on the edge, it’s not t...

Kid tries to bribe the Kiwi Prime Minister into researching dragons and psychics

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It’s a fair comment to say that there’s more than a few blokes and blokettes around the world who are happy with the job the Kiwi PM is doing. As a woman in power, Jacinda Ardern has been the epitome of cool, calm and...

Emilia Clarke squeals as NBA mascot drops coffee cup and bends the knee

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Anyone who’s seen Game of Thrones knows that Daenerys loves having blokes – and blokettes – drop to their knee and swear their allegiance to her. If that person shares affinity with a bear, then that’s even better. Ye...

This Russian Youtuber has turned a Bentley into a f**ken tank

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You know we love some crazy Russian s**t here on Ozzy Man Reviews and if you don’t, you really should. Yeah, we serve it up to you on a pretty f**ken regular basis. Mostly, that’s because they really do get up to some...

Amazon’s selling a DIY guesthouse ‘kit’ that you can assemble in 8 hours

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More and more these days, designers and engineers are looking at ways to build sustainable – and affordable – products we can all use without f**king the environment too hard in its already broken poopchute. When you ...

Smoking ciggies can make ya willy shrink, says science

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Despite the fact we’ve known for bloody ages that smoking the old cancer sticks is gonna f**k your health right up, some people are still intent on it. They look at things like cancer and heart disease as minor ailmen...

Legend of a Beluga Whale returns iPhone woman dropped in the sea

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You probably remember the beluga whale we told you about the other day. You know, the one that had defected from the Russian military and was suspected of perhaps being a trained soviet spy. Well, while we knew the bl...

Bloke leaves back fence open, gets invaded by 200 sheep who refuse to leave

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We all know that bloody horrible feeling of discontent you get when an uninvited guest turns up. There’s nothing funny about it. In fact, there’s pretty much only one thing worse – and that’s when the uninvited guest ...