Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Russian farmers are moving their cows into a f*@#en VR utopia

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If you’re lucky enough to have had a crack at virtual reality video games, you know they’re bloody hectic. Deadset, there’s something pretty f**ken swish about immersing yourself into another world and escaping the mu...

A Seinfeld branded Lego set could be released and we’re bloody excited

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We’ve spoken a few times recently about how Lego’s come a long f**ken way since the 90s. Obviously, you’ve still got your random block boxes, but we’re seeing more and more epic collector’s edition sets featuring pop ...

Sheila claims “butt sunning” is the secret to energy surges, better sleep and more creativity

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In this day and age, you can get a pill or a supplement for pretty much anything. Unfortunately, this rush for chemical fixes just takes away from nature’s natural ability to make you a f**ken beacon of light and prod...

The “dump and run” smiling serial sh**ter is destroying Toronto

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Sometimes in life, you’ve just gotta be prepared for things to go awry. Deadset, every now and then, the world conspires to just dump a bucket of s**t on you and there’s nothing you can do about it. Sometimes, just so...

Forget the bloody fireman calendar, get yaself a dad bod and dog calendar this Christmas

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While we’re not gonna tell blokes of a certain persuasion they can’t enjoy this bad boy, this post really is for all the sheilas out there in the Ozzy Man Reviews comments section. And, yeah, we know, for most of the ...

This sheila has gone viral for these bloody ridiculous babysitter requirements

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Anyone who’s got a couple of tin-lids or more knows that good babysitters are bloody hard to find. Yeah, it’s really not like the television told us when we were younger. It’s way more difficult. You can rely on your ...

82-year-old powerlifting sheila savagely beats the s**t out of home intruder

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We love a bloody good feel-good story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and if this isn’t a feel-good story, we don’t know what is. So, to start, you’ve got an 82-year-old sheila, Willie Murphy, who’s a renowned power lifter....

Bloke goes ballistic after finding out his family are microwaving the thanksgiving turkey

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All right, so apparently over in the States, there’s a big night coming up where they eat a s**tload of turkey. Naturally, different families have their own recipes. In no sensible place, should that recipe involve a ...

Florida dog does doughnuts in car before police arrive

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Even here in Ozzyland, we’re aware of the connotations of being dubbed a Florida man or Florida woman. What we didn’t know, though, is that apparently, there are even Florida dogs and it looks like they get up to just...

You’ll want to see this customs officer’s reaction to sex toy in sheila’s bag

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If you’ve been travelling and you’ve had to endure the nightmare that is security and luggage inspections, you’ll know that the last thing anyone wants is a hold-up or an unexpected item in their bag. Deadset, the sta...

Tesla’s share value just dropped $768 million after this live demo of Cybertruck went wrong

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By now, you’ve all heard of Elon Musk & Tesla’s new Cybertruck. The vehicle, which was inspired by films like Bladerunner and looks like something out of Time Crisis was launched the other day, and while it’s come...

Sheila went back and edited Instagram captions to reveal the truth about her pictured exes

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The internet and social media are pretty bloody powerful tools when it comes to putting your best foot forward. Yeah, nah, anyone can make themself look bloody good online by only focusing on the positive in their rel...

Doctor’s share Russian Popeye’s horrific arm extractions!

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As you probably know all too well, the Russian Popeye, Kirill Tereshin, shot to internet ‘fame’ in Russia after giving himself some pretty over-the-top muscles via synthol injections. We’ve covered him a couple of tim...

One of the greatest sporting interviews of all time has just occurred

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We all know the old clichés that are bandied about when athletes – particularly those who play team sports – are interviewed. You’ve got the standards like, ‘it’s about the team and the boys put in a good performance’...

Criminal gets roasted online after ‘disguise’ fails to fool local police

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We all know that when you’re on the lam, the smartest thing you can do is lay low and keep your ear to the ground. After all, unless you’re a f**ken master of disguise, you’re probably going to be recognised by someon...