Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Pervy giraffes watch on as three cheetas do the dirty

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The world of sex and sexual kinks really does take all sorts and in 2019, society’s a pretty liberal place. The thing is, it’s not only people who have their kinks, fetishes and preferences; in some cases, animals can...

Driverless Tesla kills autonomous robot

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Those of us who’ve heeded the warnings of Terminator and have been sh*tting bricks over the coming influx of robots and machines imbued with artificial intelligence, might not have to worry after all. Yeah, nah, if a ...

Sheila converts 110-year-old dead tree into a free little library for the neighborhood

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Even today, in an age of Kindles, audiobooks and electronic everything, we still f**ken love books here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Sh*t, our fearless leader even released one himself last year. You should totally buy a copy...

Bloke shows barber paused screenshot of haircut he wants, backfires

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There’s probably more than a few of you out there who’ve gone into the barber with an image to explain exactly what sort of haircut you want. After all, who hasn’t wanted to look like their favourite movie star in the...

Russian artist illustrates what would happen if famous characters got old

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Aside from a few notably excellent exceptions like Old Man Logan, Old Man Punisher and The Dark Knight Returns, we don’t often get to see what legendary cartoon and comic-book characters will look like once they’ve go...

Mugger cops a flogging after trying to rob UFC star Polyana Viana with fake gun

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re pretty anti dodgy f**ken behaviour like theft. Stealing from anyone, let alone other people, is a dick move and it’s one of the few we’ll say always deserves a beating. That’s why we’re...

WWE in uproar over star forcing used tampon down rival’s throat

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Bloody wrestling has got to be one of the most entertaining pseudo-sports out there. You’ve got the ongoing conflicts between rival factions, grudge matches between former tag-team partners, love triangles, people get...

Soccer player has Twitter meltdown after fan backlash for buying gold plated steak

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Have you ever just been going about your business and enjoying your life when you’ve come in for some stick? It’s always a mood-killer and you can’t blame people for getting upset when it happens. Deadset, it can real...

Scientists develop tool to help with male infertility

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If you’ve ever seen or read The Children of Men, you’ll know that rising infertility rates might end up being a real kick in the balls for the human race. Fortunately, one company is now selling a device that will ens...

Student selling weed spared jail as judge was impressed by their text message grammar

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Remember back in the day when your English teacher used to say dumb sh*t like, “English is very important. There’s a direct correlation between those who pass English and those in prison.” Well, a recent trial in the ...

“World’s most identical twins” want to have babies with shared boyfriend

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If you’ve seen the Men in Black movies, you’re probably familiar with the bit where they look at the ridiculous sensationalist headlines and reveal they’re the only papers that tell the truth or whatever. Sometimes, w...

Archaeologists uncover ‘Vampire Skeleton’ in UK burial site

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The world today is pretty bloody different to the one that existed in the third century BC. Deadset, compared to the poor b*stards who inhabited the place back then, we live a pretty f**ken charmed life. We’ve got mob...

White supremacist reacts on TV to DNA test confirming he is black

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If there’s one thing in life we all love, it’s a solid belly laugh. Have a think about the last time you absolutely pissed yourself laughing. What got you there? Was it a comedy movie? Was it a hilarious accident? A t...

Weird alien looking creature washed up on Ozzy beach

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There's a pretty f**ken unanimous consent that we know f**k-all about the ocean and all of its denizens, but if there’s one thing we do know for sure, it’s that there are tonnes of scary little c**ts off the coast of ...

Deaf people teach us how to swear in sign language

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It’s a well-known fact that here in Ozzy Land, we love to swear. Sh*t, we’re almost f**ken famous for it. Despite our known proclivities for profanity, though, we cannot profess to be the only ones. Swearing is pretty...