Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Paul Rudd likes to photobomb pictures with a ‘ballsack’

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The human body is a pretty bloody wonderful thing. Deadset, it comes with tonnes of hidden extras that you’ll never know about unless someone shows you. Of course, not everyone can do all the tricks. Yeah, nah, that’d...

Here’s how to delete yourself from the Internet

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We’re going to guess that some of you out there regret some of things you’ve put online in the past. Whether it’s a dodgy meme, a throwaway comment, a profession of undying love or a kinky video, you might be feeling ...

Family’s “pumpkin portraits” are f*@#en mint

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Bloody Halloween is lurching, stalking and lumbering towards us again. As you know, the evergreen celebration of all that’s spooky and fun is synonymous with the pumpkin. Deadset, Halloween wouldn’t be what it is with...

Lady Gaga falls off stage while dancing with fan during live show

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Mate, as you’re probably aware, Lady Gaga took a bit of a tumble during a recent live performance. Obviously, it’s been all over the internet since it happened. Gaga’s a pretty well-known celebrity, and s**t like that...

Here’s what would actually happen if a city was nuked

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Pretty much anyone who’s played videogames, watched movies, read some good quality science-fiction or paid at least a little attention to their modern history knows all about the effects of a nuclear bomb smashing the...

Check out this Jacuzzi for ya balls!

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Balls. They’re quite easily one of the most delicate parts of the male anatomy, but they still need a little love from time to time. Deadset, who hasn’t sat in a spa and enjoyed the pleasant sensation of the water cas...

These Social Media ‘Influencers’ cop exactly what they deserve

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We’ve made our feelings known on ‘Influencer’ culture on this site a few times now, and we’re not special in that. It turns out loads of people are actually pretty anti the self-entitled behaviour that comes from plen...

A Canadian company has developed a bloody full blown invisibility shield

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From Harry Potter to Lord of the Rings and The Invisible Man to your pervy mate’s wet dreams, invisibility has long been the realm of fantasy. Of course, in the real world things like that are just plain old bulls**t....

Massive dog needs rescuing from mountain after getting too tired to walk down

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We say this all the time, but we bloody love dogs. The legendary buggers really are man’s best friend, and we reckon that’s because – in a way – they’re just like us. And, deadset, we mean that. Some of them are big b...

Bloke who identifies as broccoli gets torn apart on morning TV show

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If you know anything about Piers Morgan, you’ll know that he’s exactly the kind of overly conservative celebrity know-it-all who makes a habit of punching down, getting roasted on Twitter by Gary Lineker, and saying d...

The winners of the Wildlife Photographer of the Year comp are in!

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As you know, we consider ourselves real champions of the animal kingdom here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We, like most sensible people, reckon the world is bloody chockers with amazing wildlife and that with a little empathy...

Fortnite players respond to Black Hole Event by resorting to meme-making

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While plenty of you probably hang s**t on Fortnite for being the game that all the twelvies play, there’s no denying its universal appeal. So when a big bloody asteroid wiped out the Fortnite map, and sucked everythin...

Ozzy sheila gives birth to bloody huge 5.9kg baby

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Let’s give some credit where it’s due. Sheilas are tough as bloody nails and that’s no bulls**t. Seriously, carrying around any baby is hard enough work, but carrying one full-term – inside your guts no less – is a f*...

Irish bloke brilliantly pranks his family during own funeral

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If you’ve ever known a true prankster, you’ll know that stopping what they’re doing just isn’t an option for them. Yeah, nah, those people are the ones who always take it too far. The ones who get told a joke’s not fu...

Schoolgirl refuses to answer “offensive” homework question

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Remember homework? If you do, you probably remember needing even the slightest reason for saying, ‘Yeah, nah, my olds reckon I don’t have to do that one.’ And, honestly, who can be blamed. We might know that homework’...