Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

This sheila has some fair dinkum extreme ways to save money

2.31K Views0 Comments

Money. There’s just no getting around the fact that you need the stuff. Yeah, nah, there’s countless books, songs and movies about it, and in a purely functional sense, it’s pretty much the most important thing we’ve ...

Dancing woman accidentally captures Myanmar military coup on video

327 Views0 Comments

Fresh from seeing the giant clusterf**k of a coup that Trump’s MAGA-hat militia treated us all to a little while ago, the Southeast Asian nation of Myanmar has decided to stage one of their own. This time, the nature ...

Reddit asks Dentists, why do you talk to your clients when they obviously cannot respond?

10.32K Views0 Comments

If you’ve spent any time at the Dentist, you’ll know that it’s a bloody strange experience. Deadset, you’ve got a highly paid and highly qualified expert knuckles deep in your throat while they chat away about mundane...

F@*#en lunatic runs onto racecourse during event

57.57K Views0 Comments

We talk about dangerous animals a lot here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but one species we tend to pass over is the bloody horse. Yeah, nah, we know they’re not exactly savage predators out to munch on your guts, but if one o...

“He had puncture marks on his head”: Bloke escapes jaws of crocodile

10.52K Views0 Comments

Mate, if you’ve been thinking it’s been a little while since we talked about crocodiliacs here at Ozzy Man Reviews, you’d better bloody brace yourself because we’re f**ken bringing ‘em back! Yeah yeah nah nah, in case...

BBC guest goes viral after leaving explicit item in background of news interview

414 Views0 Comments

You know we’re not the type to kink shame here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but we have to say that in polite company or the public eye, sometimes it’s just couth to keep some of your more intimate joys, well, intimate. Of co...

Heroic Czech sheila distracts thief by performing ‘act’ on him until cops arrive

505 Views0 Comments

Let’s not beat around the bush here. This story is basically the premise of a dirty movie come to life. Yeah, nah, deadset, we’d even go so far as to say that if it had a happy ending, it’d be the kind of wet dream a ...

Vets share the worst pet names they’ve ever come across

8.64K Views0 Comments

One of the best things about getting a new pet is coming up with a name for the little critter. But, if we’re honest, we reckon it’s not as easy as it’s always made out to be. Sometimes your pet’s gonna be around for ...

French bloke transforms himself into ‘black alien’

55.05K Views0 Comments

Mate, you know how we feel about you and your life here at Ozzy Man Reviews: we’re firm believers in the idea that if what makes you happy doesn’t hurt anyone, you should go ahead and do it. After all, you’ve only got...

This Acapella group bloody nails Windows sound effects

21.88K Views0 Comments

In the world of technology, there probably aren’t too many sound effects that are as familiar as those that come with a Windows computer. Yeah, nah, the bloody things are ubiquitous, and the sound effects the computer...

Anonymous bloke warns sheila of snake in car

10.75K Views0 Comments

It’s no bloody secret that one of our most successful exports is the television show Neighbours. Yeah, nah, that s**t practically put us on the world map. Of course, it’s not all far-fetched bullcrap. Here in Ozzyland...

Ozzie Mailman f**ken tears it up on his Postie bike

2.46K Views0 Comments

Here in Australia, our mail delivery comes courtesy of an ancient order of f**ken legends. We call ‘em the posties. And, we s**t you not, these blokes (and sheilas) deserve every cent they make. While you lot overseas...

Eminem fires swipe at UFC Supremo Dana White on “SportsCenter”

228 Views0 Comments

We don’t know about you lot, but we reckon that if you put two openly outspoken men on the same panel, you’ve gotta be prepared for fireworks. Still, when Eminem was on a panel with UFC’s main man Dana White, the fire...

Dustin Poirier KOs Conor McGregor

36.63K Views0 Comments

We’re sure plenty of you already know, but it’s been a bloody big day in the UFC. Yeah, yeah, nah, nah, not only was living legend Conor McGregor back in action, but thanks to his opponent, Dustin Poirier, the Irishma...

The best Bernie Sanders inauguration memes on the Internet

17.81K Views0 Comments

As you’re probably aware, Joe Biden’s now been sworn in as the 46th president of the United States. You’re probably also aware that the world collectively held its breath to see how things were going to pan out, but f...