Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Russian gas station attendant fights off armed robber with her mop

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There’s nothing quite like watching an underdog gain victory over a supposedly superior opponent. If they use a bit of pluck and some quirky methods to get there, then that’s even better in our book. So when we saw th...

This tattoo-artist has a steampunk tattoo-gun prosthesis

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We talk a lot about the future here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Usually, we’re pretty f**ken impressed with a new turn in technology or a medical discovery, but today, we’re pretty bloody stoked with this tattoo-artist’s pro...

Watch this deer score a goal and celebrate like a bloody pro

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It doesn’t matter what sport you’re playing, there’s nothing like scoring a last-minute winner to send the fans into overdrive, but it’s pretty clear that if you want to send the crowd into raptures and watch the play...

Forget all the bad news, here’s the best f@*#en news of 2019 in visual summary!

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By the time the end of the year – and Santa and his massive sack – come calling, it’s a pretty safe bet that loads of places are publishing rewinds, look-backs and best-of lists. For the most part, they’re bloody grea...

The Glitter Bomb is back and this time Macaulay Culkin’s on board to make it better than ever!

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A year or two ago, the internet had a big bloody laugh when some dodgy pricks stealing other people’s deliveries were rewarded with a glitter explosion. YouTuber Mark Rober was the bloke behind the idea, and now, he’s...

This sheilas ‘offensive’ Christmas light display has upset the neighbours

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We’re pretty sure we’ve said this before, but there aren’t many things in life that are funnier than the random image of a comedic cock and balls. Deadset, whether it’s been drawn on your face after a night on the pis...

All this dog wants to be is closer to his human

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Bloody dogs. Man’s best friend. The goodest pets of them all. Top blokes and girls, the lot of them. Yeah, nah, as you know, we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We reckon that when it comes to great companio...

A f@*#en octopus and eagle square off at Canadian fish farm

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When you start an article about a bald eagle held in the tight clutches of an octopus, it’s pretty tempting to draw some sort of analogy to the States right now. We’re not sure exactly why that is, but it’s never good...

Undefeated Russian slap champion gets KO’d

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Seeing as we’ve covered the Russian slapping championships a few times, we’re gonna guess that you know all about the brutal competition. If you don’t, it’s pretty simple. Big f**ken units shape each other up from eit...

F@*k-off big kangaroo runs riot through country town

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When it comes to Ozzyland’s army of pissed-off, angry and f**ken hostile creatures, we know there are plenty we can name-drop at the drop of the hat. What many people outside of our big bewdiful dustbowl of a country ...

Someone has been putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas

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Any Ozzy worth their salt will tell you that sun safety’s a pretty f**ken important part of life. Apparently, though, were not the only ones behind that message. Yeah, nah, it appears there’s a faction in Las Vegas th...

The Internet is throbbing over ‘Fish’ that have appeared on a Californian beach

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Mother Nature, that big bloody legend, is a pretty fickle sheila with moods and quirks that shift like the tides and a sense of humour as cheeky as her fits of rage. One minute, she’s smashing the f**k out of some poo...

The Hub’s year in review exposes what people were watching most in 2019

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We all know that sometimes in life, you’ve just gotta do things yourself. You know, provide your own helping hand and work things out with a little bit of self-motivation. This applies to so many contexts that we prob...

This ‘Smutty’ Cadbury advertisement was removed after receiving too many complaints

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Let’s be honest, the majority of us love bloody risqué commercials. Don’t get us wrong, we know the media can sometimes make it seem that they’re a bit more controversial than they are, but they’re only boosting the v...

Delivery Driver’s reaction to free holiday season snacks is gold!

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Everyone knows that Christmas shopping is a royal pain in the dick. You’ve got the crowds, you’ve got the queues, you’ve got the inevitable lack of stock; and, on top it all, you’ve got the stress of trying to squeeze...