Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Finnish bloke somehow managed to photograph these bear cubs dancing in the wild

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Bloody bears. These big furry buggers are probably one of the greatest kinds of critters there are. After all, how many other animals can so successfully juggle being cute as f**k while also totally capable of pulling...

A bunch of times people broke something and found a secret inside

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One of the unfortunate aspects of life is breaking s**t. Yeah, nah, unless you’re Limp Bizkit and you need some material for a hit song, breaking stuff sucks arse. Well, most of the time. Every now and then, you break...

Ozzy bloke has shared his bloody brilliant Goon and SodaStream hack

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When it comes to inventions, you blokes and blokettes might not be aware, but bloody Straya has contributed its fair share of good ones. Yeah, nah, we’ve f**ken got our s**t sorted down here, and we use our nous to he...

Airline CEO explains seat reclining etiquette in the wake of “bloke punching sheila’s seat” video

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We know you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section are pretty well-versed when it comes to the big news stories, so we reckon you might have heard something about this one. Still, we can’t just let it ...

This absolute legend of a Firefighter saved a lizards life with CPR

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Mate, it’s well and truly established that while there are plenty of top blokes doing the rounds, most fireys are right up there at the tip of the top of the pinnacle. F**k yeah, they do awesome s**t for a living, and...

Top bloody orangutan offers helping hand to park ranger

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Funnily enough, we don’t seem to have spoken about orangutans on here too much. To be honest, that’s a damn shame. These big ginger b**tards are bloody top blokes and sheilas. Deadset, unlike some primates, these guys...

“The Little Master” Sachin Tendulkar comes out of retirement to represent Australia for charity

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Mate, if there’s one thing we’ve come to know in the aftermath of the bushfires that have burned large swathes of our big bewdiful country to the ground, it’s that bloody legends everywhere want to do their bit to hel...

Russian Prankster hangs a portrait of Putin up in elevator to see the reactions

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Here in Ozzyland, we’re pretty f**ken ambivalent about our politicians. No matter which side of the political divide we fall on, we reckon that pretty much all of us reckon the blokes and sheilas in Canberra are a bun...

The moment a lost dog is reunited with its family 18 months after going missing

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By now, our love of dogs has been well and truly documented. We reckon they’re f**ken grouse. Deadset, if there’s a dog on the street, we want to pat that little bugger. We want to throw them a ball and give them a bl...

Legendary dog catches the bus to the dog park – by itself – every day

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Mate, if you’ve been around the bush a couple of times, you’re no doubt pretty aware that dogs are bloody smart. Deadset, they can do all sorts of s**t, but one thing you might not expect a dog to do is take a solo bu...

Golf-pro loses concentration when cheeky sheila deliberately puts him off

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We all know that golf is a sport that’s about etiquette, calm behaviour, gentlemanly conduct and a kind of aloofness you don’t see in many other sports. Of course, that’s just a stereotype. When it comes to the Phoeni...

Jason Momoa’s bizarre new TV ad left viewers bloody confused

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When you mention Jason Momoa, there are a few things that come to mind. Most of those things are the big rig’s bloody muscles. And when you consider that the bloke’s already portrayed Khal Drogo, Conan the Barbarian, ...

This Aussie Survivor challenge should’ve had a bloody “adults only” rating

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We all know that reality television sometimes lends itself to scenarios and challenges that can get a bit revealing for the casual audience. What it does have going for it, though, is the fact that it’s not biased in ...

This bloke hacked Google traffic maps with 99 phones and a handcart

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Those of us who’ve eschewed our tinfoil helmets and embraced the fact Google knows where we are, what we’re doing, and who we’re talking to at any given time have come to rely on the tech giant’s pervasive tracking to...

The Carnivore Diet has gotten Joe Rogan ripped but it took some getting used to

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If you’re the kind of person who’s constantly looking for the perfect diet as a way to lose a s**tload of weight, it turns out that famed funny-man and UFC commentator Joe Rogan might have just the ticket. Yeah, nah, ...