Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Olympic Gold-Medallist swims full lap with choccy milk on her head!

5.22K Views0 Comments

Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we have massive respect for athletes and their dedication to taking their sports seriously. Of course, we also f**ken love it when an athlete knows how to have a bit of fun. And that’s what b...

14,000-year-old poop found in cave turns out to be human

7.70K Views0 Comments

We don’t have to go out on a limb to assume that your workplace sometimes gets a bit s**t. Yeah, nah, people are people, and when there’s disagreements, everything can suck. So, nah, it’s not just your workplace. It’s...

Uncle Rob puts Covid masks to the test with bloody awesome fire experiment

197 Views0 Comments

We’re gonna go out on a limb here and assume that most of the people who read this site are bloody good people who know the science behind wearing a mask. S**t, we’re even going to assume you know the reason is public...

Insane job description for influencer’s personal assistant goes viral

17.79K Views0 Comments

We all know that the world of the Instawanker is a bloody strange one. Deadset it’s one that nary seems to set a toe – let alone a foot – in the real world, but every now and then we come across stories about these pe...

One in a million pic of leopard and panther together has gone gangbusters online

23.07K Views0 Comments

We bloody love it when we get a new excuse to talk to you blokes and blokettes about the animal kingdom, so you’d better believe it when we say a photo of a mated leopard and panther doing the rounds online has us all...

Mum discovers 14-year-old son has blown $20,000 on Fortnite

6.79K Views0 Comments

Let’s just start this one by saying, bloody hell! Yeah, nah, we need to look at that again and double-check the figures, but that s**t seems to be correct. A 14-year-old kid has blown $20,000 ozzy dollarydoos of his M...

One of the world’s biggest and rarest sea creatures washes up on an Australian beach

24.97K Views0 Comments

As you know, there are bloody billions of weird-looking beasts dwelling in the depths of the ocean and in the coastal waters out to sea. Yeah, nah, you’ve undoubtedly heard the old adage that we don’t know half of wha...

Simpsons-inspired rock and metal covers are brilliant!

4.60K Views0 Comments

As you know, we bloody love the internet. It’s deadset chock-a-block with weird creativity, clever ideas and shmick little pop-culture mash-ups. With that in mind, we had to share these bloody mintox Simpsons-inspired...

Blokes critical analysis of TV chef cooking rice goes viral

16.87K Views0 Comments

We don’t know if you’ve seen a recent video doing the rounds where TV chef Hersha Patel shows viewers how to cook egg fried rice, but you might be aware that London-based Malaysian YouTuber Uncle Roger has had his say...

Dumped bloke gets revenge on ex with bloody gold Chewbacca prank

24.09K Views0 Comments

Yeah, f**ken Star Wars is a pretty legendary franchise. Because of that, it’s also home to some legendary characters that tonnes of people love to impersonate whenever they’re given the chance. Deadset, you’ve got Yod...

Devoted son climbs hospital drainpipe to sit by dying mother with Covid

346 Views0 Comments

If we can be serious for a moment, despite all the bulls**t going on around the world that seems to politicise Covid-19, it’s got a very real and a very tragic face that is seeing people lose their loved ones. That, m...

Hungry sheila begs professor for exam retake after meatball causes failed exam

7.51K Views0 Comments

If you’ve ever royally f**ked a test, you’ll know that there are all sorts of excuses for it. Don’t get us wrong, most of them are actually excuses. Yeah, nah, the real reason most uni students bodge their exams is si...

Neglected depressed goldfish changes f*@#en colour after being looked after

12.14K Views0 Comments

If you’re anything like us, you probably don’t think too hard when your goldfish starts to cark it. Yeah, nah, you just have to wonder whether you should give him a fighting chance of survival and flush him while he’s...

This bloody fish has baffled the internet with its weird ‘human’ lips!

552 Views0 Comments

We bloody love it when we get to share a bit of wildlife with you lot here on our site, and that’s why we’re a bit stoked about today’s piece. It’s all about an innocent little fish that’s set the internet on fire wit...

Amazon reviews for Haribo’s Sugar-Free Gummi Bears are the most brutal we’ve come across

19.24K Views0 Comments

We’ve spoken in the past about some of the best reviews on Amazon, and we’re firmly of the belief that a good one is a bloody art-form. Where those reviews end up getting written seems to be purely random, but once th...