Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

Dumped bloke gets revenge on ex with bloody gold Chewbacca prank

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Yeah, f**ken Star Wars is a pretty legendary franchise. Because of that, it’s also home to some legendary characters that tonnes of people love to impersonate whenever they’re given the chance. Deadset, you’ve got Yod...

Devoted son climbs hospital drainpipe to sit by dying mother with Covid

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If we can be serious for a moment, despite all the bulls**t going on around the world that seems to politicise Covid-19, it’s got a very real and a very tragic face that is seeing people lose their loved ones. That, m...

Hungry sheila begs professor for exam retake after meatball causes failed exam

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If you’ve ever royally f**ked a test, you’ll know that there are all sorts of excuses for it. Don’t get us wrong, most of them are actually excuses. Yeah, nah, the real reason most uni students bodge their exams is si...

Neglected depressed goldfish changes f*@#en colour after being looked after

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If you’re anything like us, you probably don’t think too hard when your goldfish starts to cark it. Yeah, nah, you just have to wonder whether you should give him a fighting chance of survival and flush him while he’s...

This bloody fish has baffled the internet with its weird ‘human’ lips!

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We bloody love it when we get to share a bit of wildlife with you lot here on our site, and that’s why we’re a bit stoked about today’s piece. It’s all about an innocent little fish that’s set the internet on fire wit...

Amazon reviews for Haribo’s Sugar-Free Gummi Bears are the most brutal we’ve come across

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We’ve spoken in the past about some of the best reviews on Amazon, and we’re firmly of the belief that a good one is a bloody art-form. Where those reviews end up getting written seems to be purely random, but once th...

Virgin sheila explains her pregnancy on TikTok

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Yeah, when it comes to making babies, most of us are pretty f**ken au fait with how that happens. A stork comes at night, and we really don’t know how the rest of that story goes. Is the insinuation that he bangs your...

Protesters nude stand off goes viral

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As you’re no doubt aware, the United States is a f**ken mess right now. We’re not going into the politics of it on any level here. Mostly because we don’t have to. The s**t’s obvious to anyone who can look at things o...

Sheila tries to ‘play dead’ after tripping while running from charging bison

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There’s probably not a bloke or sheila among us who’s unfamiliar with the idea of playing dead. Yeah, nah, when all else fails, it’s a pretty valid way to trick a dopey attacker into thinking their job’s already done....

73 year old Grandpa with “do not give a f*@k” attitude attempts ridiculous cliff jumps

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If movies have taught us anything, it’s that cliff-jumping is the sole province of the eternally young. This is particularly pertinent when those whippersnappers travel innocently through their coming-of-age stories a...

Sheila with extreme cheek-fillers reckons she’s getting more blokes than ever before

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You’ve probably heard it said around the traps that blokes love a bird with a bit of cheek. While we’ve never been sure of the accuracy of that statement, one sheila who reckons it’s f**ken spot on is a Ukrainian shei...

Sheila who doesn’t give a f*#k snaps a selfie with a Black Bear

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All right, all right, we know you’re probably wondering how that headline appears to be praising a sheila when we questioned the s**t out of a different chick who tried to take a photo with a bear in Romania the other...

Superman’s Henry Cavill makes the internet weak at the knees while building a computer

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we know that no matter which way you swing, some blokes are just hot. Take the team here for example. We’re all bloody smoking. But, even our rugged beauty is nothing compared to Henry Cavill...

Shirtless bloke swims to sunken van to save his durries

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In this day and age, the common consensus is that you shouldn’t be smoking ciggies. Yeah, nah, that s**t’s just not good for you. There’s a million other reasons, but we’re not going into that, because it’s just, like...

Video shows cat sitting and watching two rats fighting in Singapore

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F**K YES, people, F**K YES! It’s bloody animal fight day here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and you’d better bloody believe we reckon all creatures great and small are capable of stepping into the ring and throwing down like a...

Chris Evans sends message to heroic six-year-old who saved sister from dog attack

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If you’ve been following the viral news over the last few days, you’ll be aware of the story about the heroic-as-f**k six-year-old who selflessly saved his sister from a dog attack, copping a few nasty bites in the pr...

Declassified footage of world’s fastest plane has surfaced online

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If you’ve paid any attention to anything over the last couple of years, you’ll know the world’s in a pretty funny place. Back in the day, though, it used to be more simple. There were no worries about cyber-security a...

These blokes casually hiking Germany’s Watzmann Mountain are taking the f@#*en piss

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we bloody love getting up and hiking in the great outdoors. Deadset, just the other day, we chucked on our double-pluggers and went for a bit of a stroll down the road for bread and milk. It ...

Banksy shares first-ever footage of himself as he paints Coronavirus message on the Tube

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Bloody Banksy might just be the most important artist of our generation. And before you give us that ‘he’s only drawing on walls’ s**t, just keep in mind that some of the greatest art in history has been drawn on wall...

Two blokes try to hand out free masks to everyone and film the feedback

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We’re trying to think of a witty intro to this one, but we’re struggling, and that’s probably because our jaws are on the floor and our heads are shaking. Obviously, we all know that the States is getting shafted hard...