Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Seal-cam reveals squid escape predators by f@#*en dazzling them with light

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One animal that pretty much everyone knows is a f**ken marvel of evolution is the bloody squid. Deadset, we all know those clever b**tards can use ink and generate their own light, but scientists wanted to know whethe...

Bizarre new reality TV show sees 15 men competing to get a sheila pregnant

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It’s no real secret that reality television’s been plumbing some fairly low depths in recent years. Funnily enough, though, just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse than the normalisation of cheating on shows l...

The moment giggling crane operator ruins Pommy’s sunbaking attempt

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If you know any Pommy b**tards, you’ll know that they’ll take any little bit of sun as an excuse to go sunbathing. We don’t really get it ourselves, but when your country rains three-hundred-and-sixty-three days a yea...

Bodybuilding nurse almost unrecognisable after 6 weeks on ventilator with Coronavirus

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If you’re the kind of internet user who frequents Instagram, there’s a decent chance you’ve heard of the Bearded Nurse. If you haven’t, the bloke’s a weightlifter known for being a bit of a staunch b*stard. And a nurs...

Dirt-bikers taken down by locals in dramatic citizens arrest

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Yeah, nah, we know some of you blokes and blokettes will be pretty f**ken keen on your dirtbikes, but you can’t deny that some young whippersnappers know exactly how piss off locals when they’re going for a spin. One ...

Legend Dad builds homemade cubby-house after seeing how expensive they are

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We’re pretty sure that by now, all the parents in the world know what it feels like to be well and truly in need of an outside activity for the kids. Deadset, when they’re cooped up inside, s**t can get pretty hectic....

South Korean footy team forced to apologise after fake crowd raises eyebrows

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Sports fans around the world are hurting right now. Covid-19 has put a stop to bloody s**tloads of leagues, codes, and competitions, and there’s very definitely a sports-shaped hole in the lives of millions of people....

Legend fights off robbers with bass guitar & the re-enactment is bloody gold

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Mate, if you’re not sure why they call guitars ‘axes’, you’re in for a bloody education. Yeah, nah, whether it’s a f**ken badass BC Rich, a stylish Les Paul, or even a beaten and battered acoustic, a guitar can do a p...

Wife documents husband’s attempts to make the bed after doing it herself for 45 years

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Jim Sterling, from Manson, Washington, has always gotten away with a pretty f**ken sweet deal when it comes to making the bed. Until now. Yeah, nah, when the lucky bugger was working, his missus made the bed for him. ...

Hilarious troll helps people ‘fix’ photos using photoshopping skills

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As you’re probably aware, we’re no strangers to renowned interned troll James Fridman here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We’ve featured a few of his best trolls in the past, and we’ll no doubt do it again in the future. The re...

Landlord asks quarantined tenants to make video ad of flat he’s kicking them out of

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The rental game’s a pretty f**ken tough one. Not only do you have to put up with every f**kwit home-owning mate telling you to stop renting and buy because ‘rent money is dead money’, but you also have to try and keep...

Bloke drops iPhone with case down 100m staircase to see what happens

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If there’s one thing we pretty confidently say, it’s that bloody everyone loves a bit of consequence-free destruction. Yeah, nah, we’re not sure whether it’s just the thrill of doing something you ‘shouldn’t’, or whet...

13 bloody hilarious War and Peas comics with twisted endings

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We’re not sure if we’re showing our age here, but one of the greatest things about getting the paper delivered as a kid was handing the boring s**t over to the old man and keeping the comics section for yourself. Dead...

Not even a global pandemic can stop the last blockbuster in the world

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By this point, it’s starting to look like the last Blockbuster in the world, in Bend, Oregon, is going to outlive us all. Deadset, despite the fact it’s now legit the last Blockbuster, this one just keeps finding ways...

Bloke asks if other dogs pewp as strangely as his, gets inundated with response

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You know we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, those little buggers are awesome. And, the best thing about them is that they’re awesome pretty much all the time. Note, though, that we didn’t say they ...