Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Man in ER after gluing cup to face to prove Gorilla glue girl was lying

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If you’ve been tuned into your social media news over the last couple of weeks, you would have probably seen a story or two about a chick named Tessica Brown who superglued her hair and needed surgery to get it fixed....

Metal-head bloke turns uncle’s skeleton into fully functional guitar!

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If you know your metal music, you’ll know that it’s chock-full of skeletal imagery and songs about dead stuff. You’ll also know that the axes wielded by some of the genre’s musicians are gnarly f**ken beasts that look...

Pommy cereal company upsets everyone with controversial tweet

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We might have touched on this before, but while we have Weet-Bix here in Ozzyland, the poms have a similar cereal called Weetabix. While there might be minor differences, they’re basically the same. Given that, you pr...

Lawyer accidentally gets stuck on cat mode in virtual court case

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We’ve mentioned it before, but one of the real joys of the whole COVID thing – even for those of us who should be all over it – is the use of face-to-face meeting apps like Zoom and Teams. Of course, for those of you ...

Footage captured of deer wearing another deer’s skull

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In the world of animal battles, there are very few creatures that can demonstrate the same kind of majestic spectacle that two buck deer can generate when they draw a line in the snow and f**ken have at it. Don’t get ...

The moment the Utah Avalanche struck – caught on film!

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Thanks to the movies, it can be pretty tempting to think you know all about natural disasters and scary f**ken events. We’re willing to bet, though, that the reality is pretty f**ken different. Deadset, we live in Aus...

Meet Diego Garijo: The MMA Fighter who’s also a drag queen

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Despite the fact society at large has become a much more accepting place over the last few years, you have to admit that the sporting realm has remained a fairly straightforward place when it comes to the traditions o...

Blokes from around the world have traveled to see ‘Greatest Backyard’ in Australia

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While we understand any post about cricket has a limited geographical appeal, what we know is that it’s probably gonna get a pretty f**ken hefty section of fans from Pommyland, Straya and India absolutely frothing. So...

An English Council Zoom meeting descends into bloody chaos after argument

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If there’s one real joy in life, it’s certainly not meetings. Yeah, nah, whether it’s work, an organisation you’re involved in, or some other ‘official’ business, there’s nothing as soul-draining as a meeting. If that...

Rapper Lil Uzi Vert gets a $24 million diamond pierced to his forehead

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When it comes to fashion, there are more than a few who think you can never be too gaudy. Personally, we don’t get it, but that’s probably because we’ve never had the money to. If we were loaded to the gills, we might...

Bin-man sacked for kicking snowman petition gets thousands of signatures

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If you’ve been paying any attention to news coming out of Pommyland over the last week or so, you’ll know that times are tough and that news is slow. Still, it’s not like it’s dead. Yeah, nah, there’s been a huge publ...

Scientists fair dinkum think there are dinosaurs remains on the moon

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Yeah, nah, no s**t. They might not be alive, and they might not have donned spacesuits and travelled there the old-fashioned way, but scientists are pretty f**ken confident that there are bits of dinosaurs plastered a...

This sheila has some fair dinkum extreme ways to save money

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Money. There’s just no getting around the fact that you need the stuff. Yeah, nah, there’s countless books, songs and movies about it, and in a purely functional sense, it’s pretty much the most important thing we’ve ...

Dancing woman accidentally captures Myanmar military coup on video

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Fresh from seeing the giant clusterf**k of a coup that Trump’s MAGA-hat militia treated us all to a little while ago, the Southeast Asian nation of Myanmar has decided to stage one of their own. This time, the nature ...

Reddit asks Dentists, why do you talk to your clients when they obviously cannot respond?

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If you’ve spent any time at the Dentist, you’ll know that it’s a bloody strange experience. Deadset, you’ve got a highly paid and highly qualified expert knuckles deep in your throat while they chat away about mundane...