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Aussie homeowner blasts tradies for stealing her new dunny’s virginity
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In life, some things are bloody sacred. Deadset, you don’t drink a man’s last beer, you don’t eat his lunch, and you certainly don’t s**t in their f**ken dunny without permission. That last one’s what this story’s all...
Christmas in Australia – summed up in a bunch of Tweets
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When you say Christmas, most people are gonna think of the traditional s**t: snow, snowmen, reindeer, Santa, fireplaces, Christmas trees, and presents. A few people will think of the baby in the manger, the three wise...
Unseen TV footage of Foo Fighters & Jack Black makes its way onto the internet!
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For plenty of you lot out there in the comments section, it’ll be no surprise to you that Jack Black and the Foo Fighters go way back. Yeah, nah, these two are long-time collaborators who’ve shared stages, recording s...
Hospital hires cat as security guard and even gives it a bloody staff ID
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When you think of animals that can provide a proper security service, cats aren’t necessarily the first animal that comes to mind. Yeah, nah, dogs have got that s**t locked down, but anyone who’s got a good cat – as o...
Ozzy Sheila’s attempt at stealing construction site materials ends in tears
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We know you lot out there in the comments section love a world’s dumbest criminal story, and we do too! That’s why, when we saw this news report, we had to highlight the travails of one poor sheila trying to steal som...
Another leaked Pentagon photo and report reveals another UFO
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Mate, if you thought that art group claiming credit for the metal monoliths meant that 2020 wouldn’t end with same alien shenanigans, we’ve got some bloody news for you here. Yeah, nah, just like they have a few times...
Mum receives messages of distress from ‘smart’ vacuum cleaner
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When it comes to technology, the general rule of thumb is that it’s supposed to make your life easier. That’s why we’re all big fans of smart technology. Yeah, nah, movies like Terminator might posit that artificial i...
Old bloke gives bloody gold interview after getting his COVID-19 Vaccine
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Today’s a bit of a monumental one in that it marks the beginning of the Brits doling out the Covid-19 vaccine to members of the general public. Keen to make sure they had some solid coverage of the human element, CNN ...
“Thought it was hairy caterpillars at first. Haven’t used my car for a week”
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Look, we’re not gonna give you the spiel about spiders and Australia in detail right now because we feel like we’ve done it only recently, but it’s fair to say we’ve got some pretty f**ken big spiders here down under....
Young bloke camps in blizzard for 70 subscribers, now has half a million fans
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Considering the fact that we’re obviously a little biased about things, we reckon having your own YouTube channel is cool as f**k. Deadset, it’s a great way to share your passions with the world, show off your skills,...
Sheila attacked by kangaroo for wearing Sarah Jessica Parker perfume
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We know you’re looking at that headline and thinking ‘crikey, fellas, that seems a touch overblown’ and maybe it is, but if you ask the Aussie sheila who was savagely assaulted by an irate kangaroo how it happened, sh...
Mystery of monoliths popping up across the world may have been solved
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As you know, people have been getting pretty bloody excited about the metal monoliths that have been popping up in the US and Romania. Deadset, some have even suggested they’re the harbinger of 2020’s final phase. In ...
Australian bloke used a Wheelie Bin to nick $10k worth of cowboy hats
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Although we can’t talk from experience, we reckon that for the discerning criminal, there must be hundreds of ways to camouflage their diabolical deeds. Deadset, the use of the clipboard to access out-of-bounds areas ...
Bodybuilder marries sex doll in traditional marriage ceremony
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As you lot know, the world takes all-comers. Yeah, nah, there are bloody billions of us on this planet, and we’ve all got a wealth of different interests, hobbies, kinks, and tastes. Yuri Tolochko, a bodybuilder from ...
Huge 4m alligator says “yeah nah” and steals duck from hunters
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We’ve mentioned on here before that hunting’s one of those funny pastimes that can veer between right and wrong. Yeah, nah, sometimes it's a 'completely acceptable method of gathering your own food for completely acce...
