Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

People are now dressing up to celebrate taking the rubbish bins out every week

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We’ve all heard of cabin fever, so let’s not beat around the bloody bush. By this stage of lockdown, some people are starting to really long for the outside world. They’re used to dressing up, going out, seeing people...

Legendary Nurse lets rip at group flouting lockdown laws

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As you probably know, while most people are doing the right bloody thing, there are always a few f**kheads who just don’t give a monkey’s butthole about the fight to flatten the curve. Yeah, nah, you’ve only got to ha...

Watch what happens when this bloke leaves a jar of pond-water on his windowsill

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If you’re anything like us, you’re bloody fascinated by the myriad ways in which nature operates. Obviously, we talk about cool s**t like big bloody predatory land animals pretty frequently. S**t, we even venture into...

Matthew McConaughey hosted a bingo session on Zoom for seniors in isolation

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As you know, much of the world is currently confined to lockdown. As a result, more and more of us seem to be becoming au fait with the use of live streaming technology and video-calling software to conquer the isolat...

Forget the doom and gloom for now – here’s some bloody good news stories

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Here at Ozzy Man reviews, we know as much as you do that it’s pretty easy to get caught up in doom, gloom, fear, and paranoia right now, but despite all of the chaos and the changes to our daily lives, this whole thin...

Legend explains how to turn an IKEA lamp into the f**ken death-star

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Mate, right now, the internet’s coming up with plenty of ways for the good folks of the locked-down world to pass their time in social isolation. Surprisingly, relatively few of those seem to involve spanking the span...

UK couple catch their neighbour dressing up as a shrub to escape lockdown

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We’ve all got that one bloke on the street that’s a bit of a clown. Don’t get us wrong, we know that some Ozzies have neighbours who live miles and miles away, but the point still stands. There’s a village idiot in ev...

Bloke rapping Fox in Socks over Dr Dre beats is bloody mesmerising

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Given the state of the world right now, doctors and frontline healthcare professionals are rightly receiving a lot of praise for all their work. However, while we don’t want to take anything from them, we reckon it’s ...

Someone created a transparent Jigsaw Puzzle set with three difficulty settings

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Bloody jigsaw puzzles. We get that these brain-busting frustration factories aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but considering how much some people love ‘em, it was only a matter of time before some monster came up with a...

Twitter responds to Jimmy Fallon asking what they’re doing while in quarantine

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Love or hate Jimmy Fallon, you can’t say that the bloke doesn’t get his audience interacting well. Now, with most of the US on lockdown, the talk-show host is so bored he’s started finding out what other people are do...

How to make friends: the social distancing edition

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By now, we’re becoming more and more familiar with the burgeoning friendships – and relationships – that are being made possible by social distancing. It’s one of those beautiful ironies of life that’s becoming more a...

Bloke claims he’s nailed the KFC secret recipe and has shared it online

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We all know that KFC’s recipe is a closely guarded secret, but that’s never stopped people from trying to reverse engineer it, nail it through trial and error, or just f**ken fluke it. Despite that, we’ve never really...

Cheeky dolphins get excited over a sloth coming to say G’day on private Zoo tour

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We all know that bloody dolphins are pretty f**ken cool, right? And, just quietly, if you don’t get excited at the thought of seeing dolphins in the wild, you bloody should! These mintox creatures aren’t just smart, t...

Dalek spotted cruising around UK streets ordering humans to self-isolate

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Just the other day, we spoke to you about some of the unique ways places like Japan are dealing with social distancing requirements. And, to be fair to them, they’re bloody nailing it. They’re busting out the robots a...

Coronavirus conspiracy theorists are burning down 5G towers in Pommyland

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We reckon you blokes and sheilas are all big enough and ugly enough to know that whenever there’s s**t going down on planet Earth, the bloody crackpots come out of their hidey-holes and start spouting absolutely bonke...