Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Doctor’s issue a warning against this new ‘bum-sunning’ craze

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You might remember the sheila who was promoting the idea of bum-sunning on the internet the other day. If you don’t, Metaphysical Megan is her name and this cheeky lass jumped online to tell the hole world that exposi...

Bloke falls to Destination F**ked after married woman’s husband came home

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If you’re the kind of bloke who’s going to get it off with someone else’s wife, you kind of have to be prepared for bad things to happen. Don’t get us wrong, we get it, and sometimes the heart wants what the heart wan...

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Reunites with Elliott 37 Years Later

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It’s no exaggeration to say that E.T. is one of the most memorable movies ever made. Honestly, it’s a bloody classic, and thankfully, it’s one that no bloody lunatic Hollywood producer has tried to sully with a dodgy ...

Aussie firefighters break into dance after rain falls onto bushfire area

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As you probably know, large swathes of our bewdiful country have been completely f**ked on by fire lately. The damage has been devastating. Lives have been lost. Koalas have truly been sent up s**t creek, and homes ha...

Russian farmers are moving their cows into a f*@#en VR utopia

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If you’re lucky enough to have had a crack at virtual reality video games, you know they’re bloody hectic. Deadset, there’s something pretty f**ken swish about immersing yourself into another world and escaping the mu...

A Seinfeld branded Lego set could be released and we’re bloody excited

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We’ve spoken a few times recently about how Lego’s come a long f**ken way since the 90s. Obviously, you’ve still got your random block boxes, but we’re seeing more and more epic collector’s edition sets featuring pop ...

Sheila claims “butt sunning” is the secret to energy surges, better sleep and more creativity

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In this day and age, you can get a pill or a supplement for pretty much anything. Unfortunately, this rush for chemical fixes just takes away from nature’s natural ability to make you a f**ken beacon of light and prod...

The “dump and run” smiling serial sh**ter is destroying Toronto

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Sometimes in life, you’ve just gotta be prepared for things to go awry. Deadset, every now and then, the world conspires to just dump a bucket of s**t on you and there’s nothing you can do about it. Sometimes, just so...

Forget the bloody fireman calendar, get yaself a dad bod and dog calendar this Christmas

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While we’re not gonna tell blokes of a certain persuasion they can’t enjoy this bad boy, this post really is for all the sheilas out there in the Ozzy Man Reviews comments section. And, yeah, we know, for most of the ...

This sheila has gone viral for these bloody ridiculous babysitter requirements

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Anyone who’s got a couple of tin-lids or more knows that good babysitters are bloody hard to find. Yeah, it’s really not like the television told us when we were younger. It’s way more difficult. You can rely on your ...

82-year-old powerlifting sheila savagely beats the s**t out of home intruder

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We love a bloody good feel-good story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and if this isn’t a feel-good story, we don’t know what is. So, to start, you’ve got an 82-year-old sheila, Willie Murphy, who’s a renowned power lifter....

Bloke goes ballistic after finding out his family are microwaving the thanksgiving turkey

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All right, so apparently over in the States, there’s a big night coming up where they eat a s**tload of turkey. Naturally, different families have their own recipes. In no sensible place, should that recipe involve a ...

Florida dog does doughnuts in car before police arrive

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Even here in Ozzyland, we’re aware of the connotations of being dubbed a Florida man or Florida woman. What we didn’t know, though, is that apparently, there are even Florida dogs and it looks like they get up to just...

You’ll want to see this customs officer’s reaction to sex toy in sheila’s bag

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If you’ve been travelling and you’ve had to endure the nightmare that is security and luggage inspections, you’ll know that the last thing anyone wants is a hold-up or an unexpected item in their bag. Deadset, the sta...

Tesla’s share value just dropped $768 million after this live demo of Cybertruck went wrong

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By now, you’ve all heard of Elon Musk & Tesla’s new Cybertruck. The vehicle, which was inspired by films like Bladerunner and looks like something out of Time Crisis was launched the other day, and while it’s come...