Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Footage captures moment car thieves get caught by bloke they stole car from

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘if you live by the sword, you die by the sword’ before, but it’s pretty important to understand that s**t’s metaphorical. It could, for example, also be taken to mean ‘if you steal s**t fro...

Bloke gets locked inside closed “24-hour gym”

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When you’re a kid, the idea of getting locked inside a shopping centre overnight is a pretty f**ken exciting one. As you get older, though, you really start to fang for your own bed, and the idea of being locked anywh...

Scientists have created first ‘living robots’ in a lab made of real cells

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For a long time, we’ve always thought of robots as those blocky things from old-school sci-fi movies. We all know that’s not quite the case, but the general consensus is that these electronic buggers are mostly metal ...

Conor McGregor has shown off his new ‘polite side’ during latest fight build up

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Whether you follow the UFC or not, you probably know who Conor McGregor is. If your answer is that psycho Irish guy who’s like a full UFC legend or some s**t, we’ll give you full marks for this purpose of this one. De...

Elephant caught carefully climbing over wall in a remarkably human way

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Bloody mangoes. Honestly, here in Australia, we reckon they’re s**t-hot. Like seriously. Every year, the first tray of mangoes sold in Queensland gets sold for silly money, and kids everywhere raid neighbourhood trees...

Remember the Titans star’s weight-loss and body transformation is huge

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If you know the name Ethan Suplee, there’s a pretty strong chance it’s because of Remember the Titans or My Name is Earl. In both cases, the Suplee you know is a pretty husky fellow. Now, after deciding that he needed...

Bloke hospitalised with three-day raging moby after taking bull medication

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Look, we probably don’t have to tell you blokes that having a rod for too long is a recipe for disaster, so let’s just get on with this tale about a Mexican bloke and his three-day husky. Anyway, before we pitch a ten...

Iran might have a fleet of trained Kamikaze dolphins

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As you’re no doubt aware, the US has a long tradition of flexing on Middle Eastern countries. We’re not gonna go into the details of who did what, who started who, and the boofheaded nature of all that, but we are gon...

Bloke demands trial by combat in custody battle over children

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Throughout the ages, the courts have had some pretty unique ways to deal with personal gripes. One of the most notorious is trial by combat. In this scenario, a plaintiff and a respondent would fight it out to decide ...

Bloody clever sheila invented a light bulb that blinks everytime couples break up

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One of the greatest things the internet has delivered to humanity is the constant barrage of information about your friends, family and tertiary acquaintances. Yeah, nah, that sounds fair enough and we’re sticking wit...

Ross Kemp momentarily unable to speak after smelling inmate’s vape

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If there’s one thing we’re pretty much all in agreement on, it’s that a bit of investigative journalism that cuts to the bone of social issues is grouse. And where that’s concerned, Pommy bloke Ross Kemp is one of the...

Aussie larrikins stitch up Scottish journo on live TV with ‘fair dinkum’ prank

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All right, we know that releasing this one puts us at risk of outing a classic ‘Strayan prank that’s usually reserved for gullible tourists, but it’s too bloody good not to share. Basically, what we’ve got here in ‘St...

Legendary dog shares his water with thirsty koala!

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We’ve established the fact that dogs are just awesome creatures on this site on many occasions. Funnily enough, though, the buggers just keep giving us more and more proof of their legendary awesomeness. And deadset, ...

UFC President Dana White offers BestBuy sheila UFC career after “dealing with” thief

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While plenty of us work our arses off in the hope of achieving our goals, the world’s also chockers with yarns about people who were in the right place at the right time for fame and fortune to pluck them from obscuri...

Mum gives tennis star a f*#@en spray for temper tantrum on the court

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We bloody love tennis here at Ozzy Man Reviews. One of the deadset top reasons for that is that for a mostly one on one sport, you get some angry f**kers on the court. We should know, some proper agro pricks have repr...