Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Dutch train crashes through barrier and lands on giant whale sculpture

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One of the things we bloody love here at Ozzy Man Reviews is that little quirk of fate that’d you’d never be able to predict and that would be completely f**ken unbelievable if there wasn’t documented evidence of it. ...

People share their favourite comfort meals and they’re f*@#en terrible

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We don’t reckon it’s a stretch to suggest that most of you f**kers know what comfort food is. What we reckon might be more of a stretch, though, is explaining to others that your super-personal comfort food is actuall...

Crazy moment eel says “yeah nah” and escapes bird’s stomach

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F**k yes, Mother nature. F**k yes! There’s an old adage that says real-life is stranger than fiction, and this story’s gonna back that s**t right up (well, all right, just as strange). If you’ve seen aliens, you’ll kn...

Bloke disguises 5g towers so people don’t destroy them

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One of the more interesting aspects of 2020 has been the reaction to the 5G rollout. Yeah, nah, these days, you just can’t do anything without conspiracy nuts thinking you’re up to something, and when the 5G towers st...

Pianist calmly plays while all hell breaks loose in anti-lockdown riots behind him

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Yeah, nah, there’s nothing cooler than someone doing calming and serene s**t in the midst of a chaotic background. When you see it in movies, you’re just like ‘f**k yeah’, so it stands to reason that when it happens i...

Footage captures the moment a humpback whale flips kayakers over

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When it comes to mythological, historical, and classical characters of the sea, one of the ones you don’t wanna emulate is bloody Jonah. Yeah, nah, this silly prick got himself f**ken munched by a bloody whale, and re...

Canadian Police seize $150 million in weed, weapons, and 3 f*@#en kangaroos!

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Mate, some s**t you just can’t make up. Deadset, have you seen this s**t? Cops in Canadia have arrested thirty-seven people, seized a metric f**ktonne of  pot, nabbed a bunch of weapons, and taken three kangaroos into...

Student left red-faced after submitting assignment with “stupid f**ken” title

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Whether you’ve finished school, you work in a school or you just have to attend, we all know that sometimes s**t can feel arbitrary. Don’t get us wrong, we reckon education’s super bloody important, we just understand...

Oreo built a doomsday vault to protect cookies for future generations

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Let’s be honest, when we talk about the end of the world, loads of us go straight to thoughts of zombie-slaying and souped-up cars. What we don’t do is ask the important questions, like what’s gonna happen to the Oreo...

Blokes create world’s worst Airbnb and people actually book it

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If you’ve ever stayed AirBNB, you’ll know that it can be an interesting experience. It is, of course, possible to get awesome s**t on there, but, at the same time, it’s possible to get something pretty f**ken crap. St...

Borat fundraiser for film’s grandmother has raised over $170,000 so far

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We’re not sure whether you’ve seen the new Borat movie yet, but if we had to hazard a guess, we’d say there’s a pretty f**ken good chance. If you have, you’ll know that one of the few people to come out of it with any...

Cow caught casually eating snake in outback Australia

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All right, without banging on about it, 2020’s thrown an awful lot of s**t at us. But, of all the things we’ve seen this year, we reckon no one could have predicted carnivorous cattle. Yeah, nah, we’re not even joking...

Bloke walking through NYC falls into sinkhole full of rats

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When you ask people what their worst fears are, you’re bound to get a few common answers. Yeah, nah, you can reasonably expect people to mention storms, darkness, snakes, existential crises, clowns, and rats. Obviousl...

Road rage d**khead tries to intimidate sheila, justice is restored

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If we’re completely honest with you, there’s more than a few things we’ve claimed are the best things to happen to the internet in recent years, but today’s video sees us once again looking at dash cams and thinking, ...

A giant 2,000 year old cat drawing was accidentally found by workers in Peru

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Sometimes you see news that you just think has to be bulls**t. Don’t get us wrong, we know the Nazca lines contain f**ken tonnes of awesome images that you wouldn’t expect to be there, but a giant Nazca line cat just ...