Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Macca’s customer was ‘high as a kite’ after using special codeword when ordering

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With so many places around the world now treating marijuana edibles as a pretty common-place product, more and more people are becoming inclined to give the stuff a try. Of course, they’re usually doing it of their ow...

This Chinese fish has got people freaking out

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In popular culture, there’s a strange notion that any sort of half-fish/half-human hybrid is gonna be a kind of aesthetically pleasing creature to look at. Clearly, that’s bulls**t and Disney has a lot to answer for. ...

Judges left gobsmacked after human on Talent Show eats sausages with her bum

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We’re often told that if you want to achieve your dreams, you’ve gotta work hard. That, in fairness, seems like bloody great advice. Get your head down and your arse up and hone your skills. No matter what you’re doin...

Scientists confirm discovery of mysterious ‘Interstellar Space Boundary’

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Space. The final frontier, the big black thing above the sky, the place that no one can hear you scream; whatever you think of when you hear about it, you can’t deny that it’s still a big bloody mystery to humanity. B...

The severed head of a Wolffish can still crush a can of Coke

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Bloody nature is full of weird and wonderful animals that will straight up ruin your f**ken day if you give them the opportunity. We should know, we’re bloody ‘Strayan. Now, the wolffish isn’t an antipodean creature, ...

Heroic Chinese cat deliberately saves a baby from falling down stairs

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Cats cop a fair bit of s**t on the old Ozzy Man Reviews website and YouTube channel, and there’s two reasons for that. First and foremost, here in ‘Straya, when you bloody like someone – or something – you hang s**t o...

‘Nice guy’ gets roasted when he flaunts his ‘beef’ as a romantic selling point

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We all know that the internet’s changed dating forever. Whereas women used to just have to marry whoever’s father had the most cows, they’ve got a bit more freedom in their choice of partner these days. Unfortunately,...

These comments about England’s biggest ‘X-Rated’ heist are bloody gold

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People. Deadset, they cop a lot of s**t, but plenty of them are bloody legends. Honestly, think about most of the blokes and blokettes you know, and you’ll realise that the true arseholes are few and far between. Cons...

You can now buy a bloody flamethrower attachment for a drone

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We all know that drones are, depending on where you stand, cool as f**k, or a terrifying reason to pack your dacks and run like buggery. Still, despite the killing power of some drones, a US company has decided that t...

Sheila gives interview about scooter regulations, gets skittled seconds after

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Here’s a fun fact for you: there’s absolutely nothing worse than making a cock of yourself right after you’ve just done something you deserve credit for. We’ve all been there, and that’s probably why we can relate to ...

Bloke tries to shoot fireworks from his bum cheeks; regrets it

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In a strange way, it almost feels like it’s been too long since we had the last video of a bloke doing something so stupid you’re forced to wonder just how the guy manages to tie his own shoelaces. Well, you’d better ...

Mum sprays breast milk over dance festival crowd in California

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The world takes all sorts and that’s no secret. You know what we’re on about, one bloke’s heaven is another bloke’s ‘Oh, f**k no,’ and all that. Well, today’s video is all about that s**t. Basically, we’re attending a...

Turns out Aussies have been eating a fish unknown to science

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Look, here in Ozzyland, we love to eat a good serve of meat. Deadset, we even eat the b**tards on our national bloody emblem. And you know what we f**ken love it. Grill it, barbecue it, bake it, or fry it up; if it ta...

Brave horse runs back into dangerous wildfire to rescue other horses

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We all know that horses are pretty f**ken majestic creatures that are smart as hell. Deadset, there’s a reason they’ve been a part of our history for about a bajillion bloody years. S**t, we reckon they’ve got a prett...

Scientists have reconstructed the face of ancient 1,000 year old Viking warrior sheila

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If the television show Vikings is anything to go by, we’ve known for a while that Viking sheilas could be warriors. S**t, we reckon they’d even give Shaz from down the pub a run for her money. Anyway, the reason we’re...