Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Top Amazon delivery driver follows through on hilarious delivery request

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If you’ve been following us for a while, you’ll know that we’ve ended up featuring couriers on here a few times lately. While we’re not exactly sitting here monitoring the trends, we can only posit that it’s got a lot...

Hectic rumble sees shirtless bloke take on a tradie with a nailgun

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Mate, it’s been a while since we had a bloody good dust-up on this site. Today, but, we’re gonna change that. Sort of. Don’t get us wrong, this isn’t a UFC contest by any means. What we can offer you instead, though, ...

This Paragliding couch potato will make your palms sweat

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Chilling the f**k out on your couch is a pretty bloody swish thing to do at the best of times. Deadset, if you know the feeling of wanting to just sit on your arse, watch cartoons and eat potato chips when you know yo...

Wild bear lunges at sheila who tries to pose for photo beside it

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Yeah, we know what you’re thinking, this crazy s**t had to happen in Russia. Funnily enough, though, you’re wrong. This one’s coming to us direct from Romania, a country renowned for its hefty bear population. Yeah, n...

Sheila discovers crystal that looks identical to KFC

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Yeah, nah, when most of us picture a crystal, we probably picture the sort of thing you’d see in The Dark Crystal. Apparently, though, that s**t’s got nothing on this real-life KFC crystal that’s been doing the rounds...

These are some of the worst bloody ‘Facebook Marketplace’ negotiations

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By this stage of its existence, pretty much everyone knows that Facebook Marketplace is the lowest common denominator of online marketplaces. Obviously, it has a function as a place where you can get rid of unwanted t...

11 times people met their real-life doppelgangers and had some bloody questions to ask

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While we’re happy enough to call it bulls**t, there’s an old adage that reckons every bloke and every sheila have got a doppelganger somewhere in the world. As you probably know, old adages are usually about as trustw...

77-year-old Japanese artist creates landscape paintings with Excel

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The beautiful thing about art is this: as soon as you think you’ve got a handle on what it is, someone comes along and challenges that assumption. Obviously, that’s not a bad thing. Yeah, nah, it means art is constant...

Here’s how restaurants around the world are getting creative with social distancing

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Social distancing is obviously the new normal. Deadset, you kinda get a feeling that even after all this has blown over – if it blows over – loads of places will still enforce strict controls on just how close you can...

Lamborghini unveils 3.4 million dollar yacht that looks like a f*@#en supercar

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We’re guessing that some of you revheads in the comments section are already barring up at the prospect of this thing, but we’re gonna give you a closer look, because deadset, this thing is f**ken schmick. Don’t get u...

Bloody golden moment kid interrupts news reporter on live television

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Working from home isn’t always everything it’s cracked up to be. Don’t get us wrong, you can certainly do your job in your pyjamas, but you’ve also got to contend with unexpected interruptions like errant family membe...

Bloke shoved into canal after standing up for two swans

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Mate, as you bloody well know, we’re usually pretty anti the idea that you can’t trust the kids these days. Yeah, nah, we reckon anyone who says kids are worse now than they’ve ever been is a bit of a tit. But, and we...

Legend dog caught on camera dragging bed to sick brother

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Every now and then, we come across a tops bloody video that’s totally wholesome, suitable for work, and a bit bloody cute. This is one of those videos. Yeah, nah, we’ve told you how we reckon dogs are the legit top bl...

Sheila turns to the Internet after discovering BF always takes butter to bathroom

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If we had to hazard a guess, we’d reckon you lot are probably all over the relationship subreddits on Reddit. After all, they make for a good laugh – and a frequent shake of the head. Of course, you’ve gotta separate ...

Ryan Reynolds hilariously crashes X-Men reunion Zoom call

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As the whole world knows, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman share an awesome bromance that’s renowned for its banter and practical jokes, and Reynolds, the star of Deadpool, is usually one starting the s**t. It’s no wond...