Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

Terrifying video shows moment swing breaks and ejects two girls off Europe’s deepest cliff

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As far as what the actual f**k videos go, this one is right up there with the best of them. Don’t get us wrong, it’s not weird, it’s not obscure, it’s just spot-on footage of one of the most terrifying things we’ve ev...

Woman reports her taco missing from DoorDash order, Dasher caught ‘Dorito dust’-handed…

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Bloody food deliveries can be a tricky thing in this day and age. Don’t get us wrong, they’re easy as f**k to organise and convenient as hell, but with the sheer volume of them going out, it’s not uncommon for issues ...

Artist Photoshops celebrities into pics with their younger selves!

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Getting old is a funny business. On one hand, there’s loads of bulls**t about how it’s supposed to be bloody hard on your body, but then there’s all the other stuff that makes you smarter, wiser, and more knowledgeabl...

Father reunites with abducted son after spending 24 years searching for him

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Mate, despite all the animal attacks, all the trips to Destination F**ked, and all the crazy s**t we show you on this website, nothing fills us with warm fuzzies like a bloody good news story. Where those are concerne...

Footage captures moment bystanders rush to stop carnival ride tipping over

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Every now and then we come across a video that’s just got to be seen to be believed. This is one of them. A Michigan fair-ride malfunctioned and started to topple until bystanders used their combined strength to save ...

Unopened Mario 64 Cartridge sells for record amount of money

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If you own any kind of console, you’ll be all-too familiar with the idea that video games are f**ken expensive. For most of us, it’s a fact of life. And, for those of us old enough to remember, it’s kind of always bee...

Jackass star mauled by shark in stunt-gone-wrong

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As you know, it’s f**ken Shark Week, so it only makes sense that Ozzy’s not the only one posting new shark videos. Yeah, nah, we’re far from the only buggers who reckon the pelagic pricks are majestic-as-f**k. Of cour...

These blokes recreated the Dumb and Dumber motorcycle road-trip!

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We reckon we’re probably not exaggerating when we suggest that for a significant part of our audience, Dumb and Dumber is an iconic f**ken movie. Coming out in 1994, it was one of the dumbest, but also one of the funn...

Google releases new phone feature to “lock” images

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Yeah, look, we can pretend that everyone out there in the world thinks nudes are a bad thing, but the reality is a bit different to that. Between consenting adults, the ability to send each other raw-as-f**k photos of...

Mum gets note from neighbour: my kids don’t want to see your ass

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If you’re anything like us, you’re probably pretty defensive about what you can and can’t do in your own house. And, let’s be honest, we’ve all got decent ideas about what constitutes decent social behaviour and what’...

Pub boss rips bartender who quit on his wedding day to shreds!

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Working with other people is one of the most interesting – and sometimes maddening – aspects of life in our modern world. Yeah, nah, in some workplaces, you hit the jackpot and get to work with people who understand w...

Meet the Aussie beetle giving Kim Kardashian a run for her money!

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As you know – we do harp on about it a lot – Australia’s wildlife is weird and f**ken wonderful. Unfortunately, though, not everyone knows about much outside of our scary creatures. Yeah, nah, that’s a bit unfair. We’...

A giant 3D Cat has taken over one of Tokyo’s biggest billboards

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You don’t have to be a long-time visitor to Ozzy Man Reviews to know that we give cats a fair bit of s**t on this website. But, just so we’re clear, that doesn’t mean we don’t like the little buggers. Yeah, nah, far f...

Bloke explains mysterious windowless buildings that appear in US cities

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If there’s one thing we bloody love here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s a genuine conspiracy theory. And no, we don’t mean those pissweak modern ones like ‘lockdowns are a means of control’. Yeah, nah, we’re talking about ...

This Instagram account shares some of the worst food dishes you’ve ever seen…

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If there’s one thing we know about the internet, it’s that people everywhere love to look at pictures of badly f**ked-up food dishes. Yeah, nah, there’s something about it that just makes you want to look at it – even...

Redditors divulge their “best” drunken inventions

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One of the greatest things about having a few beers with your mates and having a grand old chat is the sheer number of brilliant ideas you have. Deadset, most people will come up with at least one or two good ideas in...

Artist draws self-portraits on different drugs & gives himself brain damage

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Regardless of your personal opinions on drugs, it’s pretty tough to say that they have no place in society or that the various effects they have on the human body aren’t worth studying. That’s one of the reasons we fo...

Ozzy woman wakes up to mouse eating her eyeball amid ‘rodent plague’

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As you know, we’re always harping on about our life-threatening critters here in Australia on this website, but until now, there’s one deadly f**ken animal we’ve neglected to cover. And, in fairness to us, you can’t b...

Fan causes “worsed ever crash” at Tour de France with cardboard sign

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All right, we know you big bloody bewdiful bastards are aware of the big bloody crash in the Tour De France the other day, and you also know that we bloody love seeing cyclists eat s**t in monumental stacks. What you ...

Mark Zuckerberg’s flag waving surfing video sparks memes

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We often talk about the fact that different nations celebrate their ‘national day’ in different ways. Here in Australia, we have huge debates about the ethics of having our national day of celebration on a day that’s ...