Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Superman’s Henry Cavill makes the internet weak at the knees while building a computer

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we know that no matter which way you swing, some blokes are just hot. Take the team here for example. We’re all bloody smoking. But, even our rugged beauty is nothing compared to Henry Cavill...

Shirtless bloke swims to sunken van to save his durries

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In this day and age, the common consensus is that you shouldn’t be smoking ciggies. Yeah, nah, that s**t’s just not good for you. There’s a million other reasons, but we’re not going into that, because it’s just, like...

Video shows cat sitting and watching two rats fighting in Singapore

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F**K YES, people, F**K YES! It’s bloody animal fight day here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and you’d better bloody believe we reckon all creatures great and small are capable of stepping into the ring and throwing down like a...

Chris Evans sends message to heroic six-year-old who saved sister from dog attack

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If you’ve been following the viral news over the last few days, you’ll be aware of the story about the heroic-as-f**k six-year-old who selflessly saved his sister from a dog attack, copping a few nasty bites in the pr...

Declassified footage of world’s fastest plane has surfaced online

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If you’ve paid any attention to anything over the last couple of years, you’ll know the world’s in a pretty funny place. Back in the day, though, it used to be more simple. There were no worries about cyber-security a...

These blokes casually hiking Germany’s Watzmann Mountain are taking the f@#*en piss

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we bloody love getting up and hiking in the great outdoors. Deadset, just the other day, we chucked on our double-pluggers and went for a bit of a stroll down the road for bread and milk. It ...

Banksy shares first-ever footage of himself as he paints Coronavirus message on the Tube

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Bloody Banksy might just be the most important artist of our generation. And before you give us that ‘he’s only drawing on walls’ s**t, just keep in mind that some of the greatest art in history has been drawn on wall...

Two blokes try to hand out free masks to everyone and film the feedback

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We’re trying to think of a witty intro to this one, but we’re struggling, and that’s probably because our jaws are on the floor and our heads are shaking. Obviously, we all know that the States is getting shafted hard...

Bill Nye breaks down the science behind wearing face masks

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Yeah, nah, we’ve gotta be honest here and point out that it blows our minds that this is even a debate, but it seems there’s a whole bunch of people who just refuse to accept the need to wear a face-mask during the ti...

Bloke fills his gas-tank up with spaghettios and takes car to mechanic

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You know, the internet’s an interesting place. Yeah, nah, we don’t think we’re overselling it by saying that. It’s really the kind of place you can find just about anything. Of course, it’s also the kind of place wher...

Bloke farts into sheila’s karaoke booth and then holds the door shut!

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Because we know you don’t expect any less, we’ll be up front with you blokes and sheilas. As members of the human race, we sometimes have to let one rip. S**t, sometimes, if it’s just the boys, we might have to lift o...

Cheeky Monkey has a squiz down woman’s top

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If you ask us, there’s no doubt about it, monkeys are dirty little buggers. Yeah, deadset, they’ve obviously got a reputation as cheeky bloody critters, but if you’ve ever been to Bali and seen the monkey temple, you’...

Live action LEGO p0rno is real and people are getting their blocks off

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We’ve got no doubt that all you blokes and blokettes know rule 34 of the internet. If you don’t, it’s pretty bloody simple. The rule suggests that if something exists, there’s probably porn for it online. While we don...

Legend bloke designs off-road “wheelchair” so his wife could go places she never imagined

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While it’s pretty tricky for us here to make claims about what it’s like to be in a wheelchair, it’s pretty apparent that for people who are in that position, a recent invention has removed one obstacle that might hav...

Photo of a human-sized Filipino bat has left the Internet “horrified”

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If you’re not from the tropical parts of the world, the only bats you’re familiar with might be the little ones you’ve seen in movies. The realisation that the noisy b**tards can get pretty f**ken big can be one that ...