Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

Reviewing the balloon World Cup!

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’ve got a proud tradition of reviewing some of the most exciting moments in the most underrated sports. Yeah, nah, when it comes to flippy-spinny s**t, flappy-whacky s**t, and tricky-dicky ...

Bloke’s random deep shower thoughts are strangely poignant

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Random thoughts are bloody weird things. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not talking about the kind of thoughts that see us navigating our day and problem-solving the various aspects of life we need to negotiate in order to...

Madonna flashes Tonight Show audience in chaotic interview

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When you think about it, there’s no way that the proper elite celebrities aren’t completely bonkers. Especially once they’ve reached a point in their lives where they’re old enough to truly not give a f**k. Yeah, it’s...

Korean American breaks down how terrible Squid Game’s English translation is

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By this stage, we can only assume you know all about Squid Game. It’s Netflix’s most popular show ever, it’s on memes all over the internet, it’s selling Vans shoes by the f**kload, and it’s basically everyone’s favou...

Scientists have come up with a simple experiment to test whether we’re living in a simulation

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From the Truman Show to the Matrix, popular culture has always loved the idea that our reality might not be everything it seems. Yeah, nah, if you’re familiar with either of those, you’ll know that they’re all about p...

Sales of white Vans slip-ons have gone up 8000% since Squid Game aired

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There’s no bloody secret that television is a bloody good tool for marketing products and influencing people. If you’ve ever wanted to see just how much of an effect it can have, check this s**t out. Ever since Squid ...

Bloke who married rice cooker gets divorce 4 days later

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There’s a reason there are seventy-billion songs, novels, movies and poems about how bloody tough love is. Deadset, while it can be a tremendous thing when you’re in it, being out of it can be a real kick in the d-ck ...

The stool Tyson Fury’s used between rounds has been revealed and it’s gold

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When you’re competing at the highest levels of elite sport, the margins between success and failure can be bloody miniscule. Yeah, nah, deadset, these legends push themselves to the absolute limit, and particularly in...

‘Male Karen’ confronts TikToker working out shirtless

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Despite the media attention Karens have been getting over the last couple of years, it just seems like there are more and more of them getting around. And, we’re not only talking about the notorious ones with the offi...

Dog casually throws up adult toy while at the Vet

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Bloody dogs are quite obviously man’s best friend, and you lot know we love ‘em to bits, but we’d be lying if we said that from time to time they’re not cheeky c**ts. Sure, they’re not as bad as bloody cats, but anyon...

Dave Grohl plays Smells Like Teen Spirit on drums while touring in support of new memoir

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If you know anything about Dave Grohl, it’s that he’s a well-loved fixture of the rock pantheon. The former Nirvana drummer and Foo Fighters mastermind has lived his life to the full in the years since Nirvana came to...

The normal Aussie foods that the rest of the world finds bizarre

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All right, while we’re not really the angry sort here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we do occasionally find ourselves backed into a corner. Yeah, nah, sometimes people take umbrage with things we know and love, and when that h...

UFC Fighter Kevin Holland uses Khabib scarf hold to make citizen’s arrest on car-thief

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One of the things we’re always wary of on Ozzy Man Reviews is talking it up when a UFC fighter just f**ken cleans up on some innocent bugger. On the other side of the coin, though, when one of those legends uses their...

Bloke can’t stop laughing after chick who rear-ended him in her car tries to blame him

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As you’re probably all too aware, we genuinely try to give the benefit of the doubt here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We do. We reckon that everyone has s**t going on that you might not know about and ridiculing people on the...

“Missing” drunk bloke spent hours helping a search party look for himself

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In the history of all-time greatest drunken blunders, this one has got to be right up there. Don’t get us wrong, this isn’t one of those stories about the time your mate got so drunk he passed out in the gutter and sh...

Eminem’s opened his own pasta shop – and it’s literally called what you think it is…

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One of our favourite f**ken things in the world is when a deadset simple as f**k idea is made reality. Yeah, nah, there really is nothing as good a super obvious plan landing and then having everyone go, ‘s**t, we’re ...

Costa Coffee cancels “flick the bean” promo

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‘Sex sells’ is probably one of the most famous concepts in all of marketing. And there’s obviously a reason for that. When used correctly, appeals to emotions and human urges can be pretty persuasive. Of course, the s...

Watch this ‘d*ckhead’ ram go to war with a bucket!

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Mate, as you know, we do tonnes of bloody interesting stuff on this website, but if there’s one thing we wouldn’t dream of getting away from, it’s commentating the lives of animals. Nah, yeah, we love it. We do. Witho...

The older generation reckons the youth of today will never understand these things…

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It doesn’t really matter what generation you’re from, the chances are that when you become an old codger, you’ll think the world’s gone to s**t and things were better in your day. Of course, you probably won’t be righ...

Bloody kookaburra brings his “kills” to Aussie couple on veranda to admire

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Yeah, look, if you’re from round these parts, you know that bloody kookaburras spend a fair bit of time in the old gum tree and that they love to have a bloody good laugh while they’re at it. Of course, you probably a...