Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

Brave Californian woman steamrolls a bear to save her dogs

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F**ken crikey, mate, as you know, we bloody love dogs on this here website, and we know you lot are big fans of the furry little f**kers as well. So, yeah, when we saw this video, we knew we had to share it. In it, yo...

Little legend receives surprise from Pokémon after selling his collection to save his dog

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Mate, as you know, we post tonnes of interesting s**t on this here website, but despite the Russian explosions, karmic retributions, and visits to your favourite destination, we love the wholesome s**t the best. That’...

Teen spent six years digging underground home in backyard after fight with parents

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Forgive us for reminiscing here, but do you remember what it was like to be a pissed-off teenager after a fight with your olds? We don’t know about you guys, but we remember more than a few times when we packed our ba...

Ozzy sheila goes viral for bloody gold tips on how to become an “art expert”

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If you’re anything like us, you might be able to like and appreciate art, but you might also know f**k-all about it. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, we bloody love looking at paintings put on canvas by the ninja turtle...

Loose bat on Air India flight forces it to turn around mid-flight

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Yeah, nah, nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah, bats, man, they’re bloody cheeky little buggers at the best of times, but no matter how much they’ve made the news lately (rightly or wrongly), it’s a bit of a surprise to see one h...

Some of the best f@*#en online shopping fails

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There’s no bloody doubt that we’re relying on internet shopping more and more every day. The ease and convenience of buying whatever the f**k you want with just a few clicks and keystrokes is just irresistible for mos...

Aussie pilot falls asleep and misses destination!

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Here in Australia, we might be renowned for being laid-back sons of bitches, but we’re also pretty well-known for our hardworking mentality. Yeah, nah, you put us on the job, and we complete it with tenacity, with gri...

TikTok bans video containing “rude” Kmart toy

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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards. How you going? Hopefully you’re doing a bit better than bloody TikTok at the moment. Yeah, nah, turns out those prudes have gone and banned a video because it features an eggpla...

Local servo keeps making the whole town laugh daily with these bloody gold signs

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Bloody laughter has gotta be one of the greatest things on earth. Deadset, no matter where you are, which era of human history you’re from, or what language you speak, we all love a bloody good laugh. Fortunately, the...

Wayne Brady & Marc Rebillet slaying in a rap battle over which ninja turtle is the best

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When it comes to the great cartoons of a generation, it’s pretty f**ken obvious, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has to be in the discussion. No matter which iteration of the show you’re talking about, it’s beloved by ki...

If a cat is dropped upside down at near-zero gravity, will it fall on its feet?

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When it comes to the really f**ken big questions, there are a few that are real brain-busters. Chief among them is whether or not cats can land on their feet in zero gravity? Yeah, nah, don’t pretend you haven’t wonde...

Bloke stranded on glass-bottom suspension bridge 90 metres in the air after wind destroys it

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As you’re probably aware, there are bloody loads of videos online that show tourists s**ting themselves on the ‘cracking’ glass suspension bridges of China. Yeah, nah, it’s always amusing to watch, but as you know, it...

Some f*@#en ripper hair cuts!

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For many of us, there’s nothing in life quite as f**ken shameful as a bad haircut. Don’t get us wrong, we know it’s shallow and we know that we shouldn’t worry so much what other people think, but pretty much everyone...

News reporter bumps into dog thief while reporting the story

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We’re not sure about all you big bloody bewdiful d*ckheads, but if some bugger pinched our doggo, we’d be f**ken distraught. Deadset, we’d be heartbroken. Although, we have to say that if we had the slightest inkling ...

Judge responds to bloke’s username “BUTTF@*#ER 3000” in Zoom court case

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As you’re no doubt aware, Covid has rocked the world, but life still has to continue. Yeah, nah, fortunately, we live in an age where technology has made sure s**t doesn’t have to change too much. Take for example the...

Police release footage of bloke making slow get-away in lawnmower theft

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We know that when it comes to joyrides, bloody Hollywood has created a bit of a stereotype about the way they look, but a recent video released here by coppers from Cairns in Queensland flies in the face of all that. ...

Tiger strolls streets of Houston – leads to hectic confrontation

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Some people reckon that normal pets like cats, dogs, and goldfish just don’t cut the mustard. Yeah, nah, these thrill-seekers reckon an animal doesn’t make a good pet unless it can rip your f**ken face off. These kind...

First shipment of alcoholic spirit from Chernobyl seized by authorities

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You might not know it, but apparently, the land around Chernobyl is now totally fine for farming—at least in some areas. Yeah, nah, by all accounts, it’s all safe and productions a goer. Despite that, though, we’re no...

Kiwi bloke paints penises over potholes to get them filled in faster

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If there’s anything comic-book movies have taught us, it’s that the great and gallant works of society’s biggest heroes aren’t always welcomed by the authorities. Yeah, nah, J Jonah makes Spidey’s life a misery, and e...

Maccas employees spill the beans on the secrets they discovered while working there

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Bloody Maccas. You all know what it is. We do too, and we reckon that anyone who’s not quite sure probably wouldn’t be reading this. With that said, the restaurant under the golden arches holds a kind of magical place...