Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

TikTok user ‘almost dies’ after getting trapped under frozen lake

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Okay, we know you’ve heard this before on this website, but we genuinely do like to give all of the good people of this planet the benefit of the doubt. Nah, yeah, we reckon everyone deserves a fair shake of the shaft...

Vets remove entire bloody beach towel from python’s stomach

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Snakes. If you know anything about ‘em, you probably know they’re not as big, bad or psychotic as they’re often made out to be in the media. Of course, there are some times in a snake’s life when it’s a f**ken machine...

Gordon Ramsay is the highest viewed guest on “Hot Ones” for good f@*#en reason

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By this stage, you should pretty familiar with the set-up of First We Feast’s Hot Ones show on YouTube. If you’re not, it’s the YouTube show where celebrities of all stripes and spots go to be interviewed while eating...

These Tweets are so terrible they’ll lower your f@*#en IQ

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We’ve said this a metric f**ktonne of times, but here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we really like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, nah, we reckon people are only people, and every now and then they’re gonna ne...

Watch the Coronavirus strike down Iran’s Deputy Health Minister in real time

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You know how much we love a good bit of irony here at Ozzy Man Reviews, so you’re probably pretty f**ken au fait with us talking about the latest news coming out of Iran. Outside of China, Iran seems to be the country...

Weather reporter unaware Facebook filters were making his live weather report bloody awesome

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As you probably know, one of the greatest joys of digital technology is that of the photograph filter. Deadset, if you’re having a bit of a shonky hair day, or you’ve forgotten your VB hat, or you just feel like givin...

Cops called to rescue ‘imprisoned woman’ – turns out to be a bloody parrot

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Sometimes in life, you’ve got to ask yourself what you do when you’re confronted with specific situations. Take for example, this scenario: you hear a woman screaming, "Help! Help! Let me out!” What do you do? Do you ...

Photos of newborn baby frowning at Doctor who was trying to make it cry go viral

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We’re pretty certain that one of the greatest and most pure things about the internet is the simple fact that while some people go to extremes to get their video shared around the world, the internet loves a truly inn...

Sheila consumed 550x the usual dosage of hallucinative and had unintended side effects

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You probably know by now that scientists are pretty keen on experimenting with acid – usually in microdoses – but what you might not know is that as part of their research, they look to hear from people who’ve taken m...

Doctors are warning people to not put frozen potatoes in their anus

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For every bizarre as f**k headline you read online, you just know there’s a smartarse troll out there somewhere laughing his arse off. Deadset, think about the stories you come across that make you wonder why the f**k...

Glitter Glued to your Goodboi’s gems is now the height of fashion

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Now that we’re all relaxed and know each other pretty well, let’s talk about dog balls. Yeah, nah, we’re serious. Let’s chat about your mutt’s mangoes, your pooches pair, your canines crown jewels. If you’ve ever seen...

Sheila shows up every male player on the planet and deals with injury like a boss

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Before you start, we know you want us to call it football, and to that, all we have to say is that soccer players are hardly known for their propensity to deal with injury. As you know, if they get even the slightest ...

Footage shows Tyson Fury licking Deontay Wilder’s Blood in the middle of fight

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Boxing. In plenty of ways, it’s a real gentleman’s sport. It’s all about the polite fisticuffs, the rules, the art and science of punching the f**k out of another bloke. Of course, it’s also about having a lick of ano...

Viral video shows what happens when dropping ice down a super deep hole

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You may or may not be aware of this, but when you drop ice down a 450ft drill-hole, the resulting sound is like nothing you’d expect. Deadset, if you haven’t heard it before, imagine what you’d think it might sound li...

77yr old legend fights off ATM mugger in boxing match caught on video

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Mate, we’ve made our feelings on muggers, thieves, and bloody burglars known on here a few times, and it always fills our hearts with joy to see them balls up their crimes. That’s why we loved this bloody video from C...