Anonymous bloke warns sheila of snake in car
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It’s no bloody secret that one of our most successful exports is the television show Neighbours. Yeah, nah, that s**t practically put us on the world map. Of course, it’s not all far-fetched bullcrap. Here in Ozzyland...
Ozzie Mailman f**ken tears it up on his Postie bike
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Here in Australia, our mail delivery comes courtesy of an ancient order of f**ken legends. We call ‘em the posties. And, we s**t you not, these blokes (and sheilas) deserve every cent they make. While you lot overseas...
Eminem fires swipe at UFC Supremo Dana White on “SportsCenter”
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We don’t know about you lot, but we reckon that if you put two openly outspoken men on the same panel, you’ve gotta be prepared for fireworks. Still, when Eminem was on a panel with UFC’s main man Dana White, the fire...
Dustin Poirier KOs Conor McGregor
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We’re sure plenty of you already know, but it’s been a bloody big day in the UFC. Yeah, yeah, nah, nah, not only was living legend Conor McGregor back in action, but thanks to his opponent, Dustin Poirier, the Irishma...
The best Bernie Sanders inauguration memes on the Internet
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As you’re probably aware, Joe Biden’s now been sworn in as the 46th president of the United States. You’re probably also aware that the world collectively held its breath to see how things were going to pan out, but f...
Redditors share some of the most blatant lies they’ve been told
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We’re gonna start this one with a bit of a trigger warning: if you’ve been blatantly lied to, this story might piss you off. Don’t get us wrong, we don’t know if there’s anything specific in here, but we do know that ...
Here are the winners of Canada’s annual hair-freezing contest!
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When it comes to rocking a styling look, there are loads of ways to get there. For those of you who are still lucky enough to have a full head of hair, it turns out that freezing your do is just as effective – if not ...
Reddit users share the most f**ked up things they ever saw at sleepovers
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F**ken sleepovers are supposed to be one of the highlights of your young life. You’re hanging out with your mates, you watch films, you eat pizza, you talk s**t; yeah, nah, in an ideal world, it’s a f**ken blast. Unfo...
New bot turns Reddit arguments into Ace Attorney scenes
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If there’s one thing that’s rife on the internet, it’s bloody arguing. Yeah, nah, we know you thought we were gonna say p-rn or influencers, but we reckon with the proliferation of social media, trolls, and the abilit...
Aussie politician claims renaming “Coon” cheese has ended racism
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We’ve said this before, but we live in interesting times. And for once, we’re actually thinking about the positive aspects of this. In a world where division is the rule, it’s great to see a decision made that’s desig...
Jack Black’s TikTok might be the most legendary sh*t we’ve seen!
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When it comes to celebrities and TikTok, you’d probably reckon that some young whippersnapper has the market all sown up. Yeah, nah, the common truth is that TikTok is a young internet user’s game, and it’s no place f...
Bloke builds slapping machine to cook chicken
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G’day you big bewdiful bloody legends. We come to you with a story today that is all about spanking your meat. Specifically, it’s about a recent bit of internet science that saw people attempting to cook chicken by sl...
Company is developing a functioning franga with a hole in it
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By all accounts, the one thing you don’t want in your franger is a bloody hole. Yeah, nah, that defeats the entire purpose, right? Well, according to one company, the answer is ‘hold our beer.’ Galactic Cap reckon the...
The internet’s already decided 2021 is a disappointment and the memes are on point
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Yeah, nah, we’re not even gonna blurb this too hard. 2021 is here, and we all know that it’s been a bit hectic. Whether it’s the mutant COVID and the surprise three-day lockdown in Brizzo, Donald Trump inciting insurr...
Bloke f**ken tears up offroad track on unicycle!
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In a world where there’s an extreme version of pretty much everything, it should come as no surprise that even the humble unicycle—formerly the sole province of circus clowns, street performers and your weird mate Gar...
