Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

The Aussie bloke immortalised in a KFC drive-thru!

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We reckon it’s probably fair to suggest that most of us remember our childhood jobs. Of course, that s**t isn’t usually reciprocal. After all, your local fast food joint has employed bloody thousands of workers over t...

Elon Musk follows woman on Twitter, she thanks him, then he unfollows

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Elon Musk. As you know, he’s a bloody billionaire. He’s also a bit of a cult figure. Yeah, nah, between his plans to get into space, his plans to royally f**k the night-time sky for everyone, and his renowned Twitter ...

There’s a sub on Reddit called “Cringetopia” and it delivers gems like these

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Seeing as you’re already on the internet, we’re just going to assume you’ve seen things that could make a grown adult cringe. Yeah, nah, it’s all part and parcel of the gig. Sometimes, though, you just can’t help but ...

Brendan Fraser gets emotional when he discovers the Internet is rooting for him

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Brendan bloody Fraser was a pretty f**ken big deal back in the day. For a while there, the big bloody legend was everywhere, and movies like The Mummy were hot f**ken s**t. Yeah, nah, he was on top of the world, and t...

This Russian bloke built a f@*#en flame-throwing car!

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F**k yes, internet, f**k yes! For some reason, we haven’t shared a crazy Russian video with you for a little while, but thankfully, we’re back at it – and thanks to the sheer levels of bats**t insanity they’re willing...

Foo Fighters are back to troll the Westboro Baptist Church Again

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If you’re familiar with the Foo Fighters or the Westboro Baptist Church, you’ll know that the band and the infamous church are frequently coming to metaphorical blows. If you haven’t come across their clashes before, ...

South Korean YouTuber randomly decides to visit real gang members in Stockton, California

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It’s no secret that the world’s full of stereotypes. Of course, you don’t need us to tell you that. Just consider for a second what comes to mind if you think about visiting a real gang in the Californian city of Stoc...

Bam’s suing Johnny Knoxville, Paramount, and MTV over his “Jackass” firing

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When you think about Jackass, there’s a pretty good chance you consider Bam Margera as a part of the whole crew. And there’s good reason for that: he’s one of the notorious stunt-crew’s founding fathers and he’s prett...

The “Weird Online Reviews” Twitter account is bloody brilliant

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We’re often singing the internet’s praises, but if you’re a regular here, you’ll know that. Still, we just can’t help ourselves. Whenever we think we’ve just about covered it, some other f**ker comes along and shows u...

Olympic gold medal karate match ruined after spectacular head-kick KO deemed too forceful

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You may have already seen this one, but we’ve gotta bloody share it because we haven’t seen it doing the rounds enough. If there’s one thing you wouldn’t think was possible it would be this s**t. Basically, the Olympi...

Young cashier’s act blows away shoppers

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Yeah, look, before you get started, this story’s a couple of days old. We’ve a reason for not caring, though. Yeah, nah, sometimes we look at a story and go, ‘yeah, nah, too old already’ but this time, we’ve gotta f**...

Sheila seen leaning out of car holding AK-47 in San Francisco

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You know, we try not to judge here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We really do. Sometimes, though – as we’ve said before – it’s hard not to. Yeah, nah, some stuff is just so f**ken bizarre or out there that you have to look at ...

Long-time Simpsons writer explains some jokes fans never understood

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If you’re asking us, when you’re talking about people who grew up in the nineties, there are two kinds of them: those who love The Simpsons and those who weren’t allowed to watch it. It seems kind of absurd given the ...

A series of bloody gold screenshots that never get old

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It’s no secret that the internet is pretty much everyone’s favourite thing. Yeah, nah, it’s high-time we admitted that there’s no shame in that. As well as making the world better in a tonne of seriously awesome ways,...

Chimpanzees are attacking gorillas unprovoked for the first time

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If you know a thing or two about chimpanzees, you’re probably aware that they can be c**ts. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, they’re awesome when they’re wearing pants and smoking durries, but in the wild they can be pr...

Bloke’s winning pool shot is bewildering the internet

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If your mates are anything like ours, they all think they’re f**ken pool sharks. Deadset, we don’t know what it is, but you give a bloke a couple of pints, and he’s suddenly the world’s greatest pool player – even if ...

Some of the best gold-medal memes doing the rounds this Olympics

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Lately, we’ve been coming back to memes an awful lot. We don’t know why. We’ve tried to analyse it in the past, but the real secret is that they’re just great. With that said, let’s check out some of the best ones doi...

Social media swarms as Olympic cameraman pans away from hockey to film cockroach

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By and large, we reckon most people out there are with us when we say that cockroaches are f**ken disgusting. Yeah, nah, deadset, these little buggers are pretty horrible little creatures that are pretty handy at givi...

Woman photographs strangers to reveal how some look at overweight people

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We’re just going to start by saying that we need to be really careful in the way we talk about this big issue. Yeah, nah, depending on where you stand, opinions about obesity, healthy bodies, and mental health can be ...

Hilarious Twitter thread reveals what Olympics would be like with amateurs

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The f**ken Olympics is pretty much the pinnacle of modern sport. Deadset, for about a month, we all pretend we give a s**t about every obscure bloody sport on the planet as we enjoy watching superhuman athletes domina...