Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

This Iranian Dad’s COVID-19 voicemails has got the internet in stitches

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We all know that our parents are supposed to love us. And seriously, that’s a bloody good thing. But, and we reckon it’s a pretty big but, outside of a few obvious boundaries, there aren’t too many rules for Dads, and...

Bill Gates Reddit “Ask Me Anything” about Coronavirus is pretty f**ken insightful!

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While we all know that Bill Gates is pretty much THE computer guy – and no, we’re not debating it, ya big Steve Jobs groupies – it often passes people by that the Microsoft legend knows a thing or two about infectious...

Uni lecturer recorded moment she caught student ‘lewd act’ during class

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The wristy. Regardless of how bloody good you reckon they are, there’s a time and a place for one, and that’s true whether or not you’re the owner-operator or whether you’ve got a friend getting in on the action. Yeah...

People are going mental over the #buttholecut of Cats

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Anyone who’s ever seen a cat knows that personality aside, the little buggers can be pretty cute. Of course, anyone who knows that cats are cute also knows that they have one big round design flaw just puckered up and...

Sheila farts in her boyfriend’s face while attempting TikTok challenge!

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Whether you call ‘em farts, fluffs or straight-up flatus; there’s no denying that farts are funny. Deadset, get a bunch of blokes and sheilas who speak different languages together, and it’s a safe bet that if one of ...

Defense attorney left gobsmacked at his client’s wild accusations against the judge

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Even though they cop it pretty hard at times, criminal attorneys must have one of the most interesting jobs there are. Don’t get us wrong, though, we’re not talking about the money or the prestige. Yeah, nah, we’re ta...

Hundreds of monkeys are fighting over a bloody banana right now!

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F**ken monkeys are c**ts. You know that as well as we do, so we won’t harp on about it too much. As long as they’re happy, they’re pretty entertaining – even if you don’t want ‘em too close – but once they’ve got a be...

Ronaldo is turning his hotels into Coronavirus hospitals and paying for doctors and nurses

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There aren’t too many athletes in the world with a higher profile than Cristiano Ronaldo. Yeah, nah, the living legend is pretty much at the pinnacle. Naturally, he can still be a bit of a divisive character. Some see...

The Chinese Communist Party repeatedly tried to scrub this COVID-19 story from the web

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Mate, we know that we’re harping on about this coronavirus thing – and we’d much rather be harping on about koalas – but it’s kinda big news. Still, despite the panic being spread by the media, there are f**ken tonnes...

Mayhem on board after woman ’deliberately’ coughs on flight attendant

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You know, it doesn’t really matter what’s going on in the world, some people just have no sense of self-awareness or desire for self-preservation. If you’re not sure what we mean, ask yourself this: would you go cough...

People think Puma’s latest shoe “Storm Adrenaline” looks exactly like Hitler

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Hitler. There’s really no good way to have your products associated with the infamous dictator, murderer and general scumbag. Yeah, nah, when someone in the marketing department says you could use his likeness to driv...

UFC title contender Paulo Costa KO’s Logan Paul in sparring session

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We probably don’t need to give you a lesson on who Logan Paul is. You either know him as that entertaining bloke from YouTube who sometimes says and does dumb s**t, or you know him as that bloody idiot from YouTube. E...

Prankster attempts to cash in on new value of toilet paper in bloody gold video

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As you know, bloody toilet paper has become the most sought-after item in all of Australia. Deadset, people have stopped searching for love on the internet. They’ve stopped seeking fame and fortune. All they’re doing ...

Bloke ‘parties’ while wearing a Fitbit to study the effects on his body

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Whether you’re a ‘party’ person or not, you can’t deny the fact that for large swathes of the population, nights out usually involve more than a few pints. Yeah, nah, when it comes to additional mood-altering additive...

Hero truckie who went viral after stopping robbery has left TV hosts in stitches… Again

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You probably remember the video we shared with you a couple of days ago where legendary Kiwi fella Turawaho Hemopo foiled a young crim’s attempts to escape from a robbery by tackling him to the ground and waiting for ...