Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Company is developing a functioning franga with a hole in it

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By all accounts, the one thing you don’t want in your franger is a bloody hole. Yeah, nah, that defeats the entire purpose, right? Well, according to one company, the answer is ‘hold our beer.’ Galactic Cap reckon the...

The internet’s already decided 2021 is a disappointment and the memes are on point

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Yeah, nah, we’re not even gonna blurb this too hard. 2021 is here, and we all know that it’s been a bit hectic. Whether it’s the mutant COVID and the surprise three-day lockdown in Brizzo, Donald Trump inciting insurr...

Bloke f**ken tears up offroad track on unicycle!

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In a world where there’s an extreme version of pretty much everything, it should come as no surprise that even the humble unicycle—formerly the sole province of circus clowns, street performers and your weird mate Gar...

Americans go wild over Aussie’s “AFL move” in college football game

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While there are pretty obvious differences between Aussie Rules Football and American Football, there’s definitely a bit of crossover there. After all, they’re both pretty f**ken removed from the game the poms took wi...

Stranded Orca Killer Whale rescued from beach

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Imagine walking along the bloody beach and finding a f**ken killer whale stranded there on the sand. Unfortunately, this s**t isn’t hypothetical for the blokes and sheilas who call the Scottish island of Orkney home. ...

Harvard Professor reckons he’s found alien trash passing by planet earth!

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Academia’s a funny place. On one hand, you’ve got the guys who are treading the well-worn traditional fields to do with animals and physics and technology, then, on the other hand you’ve got the guys who research the ...

SpaceX successfully tests first of its kind landing flip manoeuvre

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We’re gonna level with you straight up here. Despite all popular misconceptions, we’re not engineers. Yeah, nah, we don’t really understand the science of spaceships. We know they have warp-speed, they’re occasionally...

New Boston Dynamics’ Robots dancing video has freaked Elon Musk out

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By now we’re all familiar with Boston Dynamics and their robots. Over the last few years, we’ve seen them doing everything from falling over to parkour. And, in all honesty, over that time, as people have become more ...

Bloke catches ball in beer cup at the Cricket – does what any good Aussie should

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Life is full of rules. Deadset, it seems like everywhere you go there’s some arbitrary bulls**t you need to follow. We’re not here to talk about the boring rules today, though. Yeah, nah, sometimes rules are fun. Some...

‘Hold my beer’: Aussie surfer Mikey Wright has the world in awe after pulling off this rescue

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As much as we all love the bloody beach, it’s pretty well-known that those waves can turn on you. Yeah, nah, when the water’s choppy and you’re feeling a bit fatigued, they can send you straight to Destination F**ked!...

Sheila paddleboards bloke around while he snorkels

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Mate, if you know anything about sacrifice, you’ll know it’s giving up the good stuff to make sure someone else can reap the benefits. With that in mind, we’ve gotta say the sheila in this video is a proper legend. No...

Close call when owners rescue 9-week-old puppy from carpet python

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Yeah, f**ken hell, when we first became alert to this one we thought yeah, nah, nahnahnahnahnahnahnahanah. Deadset, even as we were watching it, we were kinda thinking the same. Fortunately, it all turns out all right...

Astronaut terrorises international space station in monkey suit!

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Yeah, nah, we all know that at some point, bloody monkeys are gonna rise up and take over. Our furry cousins have slowly been demonstrating their ability to use tools for a while now, but in a pretty f**ken scary turn...

Tourist kicked out of restaurant for ‘unacceptable’ outfit

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In a world where the lines between right and wrong, good and bad, and acceptable and unacceptable are becoming ever more blurred, you might wonder just how unacceptable an outfit has to be before it can be deemed inap...

Photo of Boris Johnson holding the COVID vaccine becomes Photoshop battle

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We haven’t seen a decent Photoshop battle on this page for a while, so when we found out that a picture of Pommy Prime Minister Boris Johnson had been used as the basis of one over on Reddit, we had to check it out. B...