Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Bloody legend bus-driver pulls over to save elderly sheila from mugger

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As you know, we bloody love it when top blokes and sheilas do heroic things. From our perspective, there’s not much that’s more heroic than saving a poor old duck from a f**ken scumbag mugger. Yeah, nah, we know we’ve...

If you think you’re having a bad day, these probably prove you’re not…

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Yeah, nah, if you’re ever having a total f**ken shocker of a day, a good cheer-me-up is always to consider how much worse things could get. To help you do that, we’ve got a bunch of images here that we reckon will hel...

Police defend decision to fine man after his ‘provocative’ fart

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re pretty sure most of you are aware of animals that are able to emit a noxious gas when they’re threatened. Obviously, the skunk is the most famous example, but apparently, Austrian bloke...

UK man shares the results of his cut price hair transplant

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While most people don’t really give a s**t what other folks look like, it can be hard to deal with your own looks when something’s seriously out of place. Before you go on, we’re not talking about a bad hair day here....

Check out the new PS5 game that lets you be a mystery-solving cat living among robots

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Understandably, people are starting to get a bit bloody pumped for the new PS5, and with more games getting announced every week, there’s plenty to get excited about. One of the games that’s got people nattering is St...

“Karen” calls cops on bloke for writing “Black Lives Matter” on his house

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As you know, millions of people across the world are once again fighting for recognition of the simple fact that black lives matter. Yeah, nah, some of the media coverage might have died down, but rest assured this im...

Check out these mintox f**ken succulents!

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Yeah, nah, we don’t really talk about plants much here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but maybe we should. Obviously, it wouldn’t mean you’d get less animal stories, or crazy Russian street fights or anything like that; but aft...

Two veterans made this bloody legendary video in stand against racism

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Let’s not pretend it’s a secret; the internet is a breeding ground for tough-talking dudes with an axe to grind. Usually, that s**t’s pretty predictable. Those dudes are usually pissed about women playing video games,...

Bloke documents how Moose and Calves spent a day in his backyard

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If there’s just one thing we can tell you about moose, it’s that they’re f**ken huge. And by huge, we mean, really f**ken huge. Deadset, these b**tards are bloody giants. Despite that, though, they’re still good paren...

‘Sand Pools’ are the latest in backyard pool innovations

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Yeah, nah, having a pool in the yard is pretty much the f**ken dream, right? Deadset, for us average Joes filling up the wheelie bin and jumping in for a dip, looking at the neighbours’ kick-ass pool is something that...

This new “beauty salon” is getting a lot of attention for their best services

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We’ve mentioned before that while the internet’s full of nasty f**ken trolls who only want to destroy, hurt, and divide; there’s another kind of troll that uses the internet as a way to bring joy to people. From what ...

Bloke builds the world’s largest Lego tower!

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If you’re like us, you probably got to play with Legos back before there were instructions and designs. Yeah, nah, we had the kind of Lego that just came in a big box and required imagination. As a result, our towers ...

This legend shows you how to access KFC’s secret menu

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If you’ve spent your time watching Man V Food, you’ll know that a restaurant’s secret menu is pretty f**ken cool. Deadset, it’s where you get all the good stuff. The only downside is that you have to know how to acces...

Underwater 13th Century Italian village could be about to resurface

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We know you’re all well and truly across the myth of Atlantis – you know, the sunken city that’ll one day rise from underneath the waves. Unfortunately, though, as much as we’d love that to be real, it’s probably a lo...

Sheila travels back in time to explain 2020 to herself

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If you’ve ever looked back on the past and reflected, you’ve probably wondered what it would be like to give yourself some great advice borne from the power that 20/20 hindsight brings. Considering all the crazy s**t ...