Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

20-foot python attacking snake handler attempting to steal her eggs will give ya nightmares

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One of the biggest problems about keeping a massive f**ken python for a pet is the fact that it’s a massive f**ken python and it’s not always gonna be friendly. Nah, yeah, if you do something that gives it the s**ts, ...

Arrested Spring Breaker cheered on by beachgoers as he flees cops in handcuffs

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One of the greatest tropes in fiction is that of the great escape. Deadset, whether you’re running from the man, the popo, or the school principal, making a f**ken run for the sunset is a high-octane way to build the ...

Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey, just sold his first tweet for 2.9 Million US Dollarydoos

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Look, there’s no doubt that the first letter ever posted would probably be worth a f**ken mint. Deadset, the first phone-call ever made would be worth a s**tload too if we could somehow capture it. We’re not too sure ...

Incredible drone footage captures close-up views of volcano erupting in Iceland

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Mate, we’ve said this before, but drones can be pretty f**ken rad when it comes to capturing awesome footage. Obviously, there’s loads of videos online that back that s**t up, but a recent video caught by Bjorn Steinb...

Why covering canals with solar panels is a F*@#en brilliant idea

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Anyone who’s not living under a f**ken rock knows that humanity’s already reached a point where it needs to start asking some serious questions about where we’re sourcing our energy from and whether traditional models...

Pommy pub rebuilt ‘brick by brick’ after illegal demolition

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Mate, if there’s one thing we love about the poms, it’s that those f**kers love their beer as much as we do. Deadset, there’s a reason they’ve got pubs on every corner. Of course, their love of the buggers goes way be...

F@*#en brilliant glitterbomb trap leads to arrest of phone scammers

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As you lot are no doubt aware, we’re big fans of both Jim Browning and Mark Rober, so when we found out that the bloody legends had teamed up to royally f**k over some scammers, we had to give that s**t a squiz. If yo...

76-year-old Cantonese woman destroys thug who assaulted her on the street

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Yeah, let’s start this one by saying that language matters. Considering the furore over the recent acts perpetuated by the total scumbag who ended the lives of six Asian women in the US, we’re gonna say the obvious: t...

Cheeky Sea-Lion chases down speed boat to steal ALL the fish

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As you’re all too bloody aware, we love our wild critters here at Ozzy Man Reviews. And, deadset, we really love it when they’ve got personality. That always comes out best when they’re interacting with us humans, and...

The moment star KO’d out after turning back to opponent

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Boxing’s a whole bunch of fun. You’ve got dudes punching the f**k out of each other, you’ve got screaming fans, you’ve got dodgy f**ken promoters, and you’ve got loads of accusations of fights being fixed. Yeah, nah, ...

Internet praises police officer’s incredibly calm handling of ‘Karen’ anti-masker

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One of the real joys of the internet is getting to watch crazy s**t in video form. Yeah, nah, back in the day, you might be lucky to hear someone tell an amusing story about a bloody hectic scene they’d witnessed, but...

Podcaster discovers wind turbines are not for cooling down the planet

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re all about education. Yeah, nah, we reckon it’s pretty bloody harsh to shame someone for not knowing something. After all, we’re all at different stages of learning about things, and som...

Bloke drove dealership car to rob bank, tried to use loot to buy BMW

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Mate, one of the things you’ve gotta love – even if it’s completely immoral and it all goes pear-shaped – is the desire of the human spirit to be a cheeky c**t. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, doing criminal s**t sucks...

UFC Fighter inconsolable after nasty fight ending eye-poke

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There’s no two ways about it; mixed-martial arts is not a sport for the weak. Yeah, nah, even if you win you’re probably gonna get punched in the f**ken head, and even the accidental risks are ones that can send you t...

Archaeologists find preserved Roman Chariot from eruption that destroyed Pompeii

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Mate, pretty much everyone knows about the vast archaeological site of Pompeii, and is familiar with what happened there. After all, it’s pretty much the poster-boy for towns destroyed – and preserved – by erupting vo...