Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Blokes powerful speech about renaming ‘boneless chicken wings’ at council meeting

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One of the greatest things about democracy is the fact that one man really can make a stand. Deadset, if you’ve got a bone to pick, you’ve got every right to petition your local members of parliament and council-membe...

Scammer gets trolled with neighbourhood drama and ends up giving up

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We say it every time, but regardless of whether these text exchanges are real or not, they make for a pretty bloody interesting genre of story. In this particular instance, you’re going to see a scammer pretending to ...

Bloke turns melons into amazing musical instrument

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You know, if you’re creative enough, bloody anything can be a musical instrument. Deadset, whether you’re twanging the elastic band wrapped around a tissue-box, thumping mum’s pots with a wooden spoon, or sticking a k...

Parents left stunned after dad posts clever sleep trick online

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Yeah, nah, we know that when the internet promises you a life hack, you’ve got every right in the world to be dubious, but we know that after lockdown, plenty of you blokettes in the comments section are gonna find yo...

Snoop Dogg helps Chemistry Professor deliver his syllabus

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When it comes to legendary potheads, bloody Snoop Dogg may well be the most famous of them all. Of course, it helps that he’s pretty much a universally loved figure. Whatever he’s doing, people bloody love it. Of cour...

Grandma reveals unopened McDonalds meal kept in her cupboard from 1996

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One of the longstanding myths of our time is the one about the fact a McDonalds burger contains so much preservative, it’ll never age. We’re not sure of the truth of that statement, but we reckon more than a few of yo...

Stuntman David Blaine soars 25,000 feet holding helium balloons

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Mate, we’re not sure about you, but we reckon that at some point, every bloke, blokette, and little bloody bugger has wondered whether you could fly with enough balloons. Yeah, nah, it’s a f**ken dream we’ve all share...

Woman walks out on the wing of plane after complaining it was too hot

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Yeah, nah, there’s a good reason airport security is pretty strict. If there’s one place you don’t want to have to deal with a whole bunch of crazy, it’s in mid-air. Obviously, that s**t’s annoying as f**k, but due to...

Step son’s revenge sees him trick step-dad into signing over perfectly good Audi A3

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Ever since fairy-tales were new on the scene, people have bloody loved stories about wicked step-parents. As part of that, you’ve got the ultimate revenge fantasy of getting your own back on an arsehole step-mum or st...

Boss who took million-dollar pay cut to give employees $70k min salary explains the impact

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If there’s one thing most of us can get behind, it’s the universal gripe that the average worker slaves their arse off to make someone else bloody rich. In plenty of cases, they’re doing that for wages that are less t...

CoD streamer busted cheating while bragging live on Twitch about skills

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If there’s one thing in life that we all bloody love to see, it’s people getting their well-deserved comeuppance. If that comeuppance happens right after the deserving subject has just shot themselves in the foot, the...

Tony Hawk teaches 12-yr-old sheila how to skate 100ft mega ramp

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Mate, there’s no doubt that the youth of today are a bunch of little legends. Deadset, they might get a bad rap from the oldies out there, but they’re fighting global warming, f**king with politicians, and committing ...

This bloke’s method for dealing with kids on his driveway is pretty f**ken out there!

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It’s common knowledge that there’s always one bloke on the street who’s not too bloody keen on being social. While we’ve kinda got a little respect for that – after all, there’s nothing quite like a quiet neighbour – ...

50m crater in Russia sparks bizarre theory

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If you’ve been paying any attention to the offbeat section of the news over the last few years, you’ll know that bloody Russia’s been repeatedly forced to confront a strange new natural phenomenon: f**k-off huge sinkh...

Footage captures the moment a three-year-old girl gets swept up by kite

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If you’re anything like us you probably remember wondering what it’d be like to fly a kite so f**ken well that you could get mad air from it. Typically, that s**t’s just a pipe-dream, but if a kite’s big enough, it’s ...